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Title: South Coast Roads Post by: walrus on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 18:29:45 Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic....
I guess there's always the sea. :| Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:05:54 shoreham beach is fuckin lush and its dead, also i can film it and then put it on here :D
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:10:13 Then you might get done for child porn Mex, if you haven't already :wink:
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: DV on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:12:52 south coast roads?
Title: Re: South Coast Roads Post by: Spud on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 21:46:12 Quote from: "Walrus" Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic.... I guess there's always the sea. :| How about a Bed?. Title: Re: South Coast Roads Post by: SwindonTownFC on Saturday, June 3, 2006, 21:58:03 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Walrus" Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic.... I guess there's always the sea. :| How about a Bed?. Bed usually works for me Title: Re: South Coast Roads Post by: Sussex on Sunday, June 4, 2006, 12:43:02 Quote from: "Walrus" Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic.... I guess there's always the sea. :| Not a beach, but you could try the picnic benches at Ditchling Common or the car parks up at Devils Dyke. (you'll have an audience that might want to join in though*) *apparently Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Sade on Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:42:31 Nevermind the beach, go to mexys club break in to the office and do it on his desk :D
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:45:42 Quote from: "Sade" Nevermind the beach, go to mexys club break in to the office and do it on his desk :D Sade steals CCTV feed a la 'Neighbours' Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Sade on Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:52:19 :D I don't even watch neighbours!
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: walrus on Sunday, June 4, 2006, 21:14:39 I can't use a bed as I don't want my parents knowing, nor does she want hers knowing....
I meant reds, I'm just knackered at the moment! Cheers Mex, thanks for the recommendation will give it a go! Blur my face out if you do film it, so people don't find out about my little problem... :D Title: South Coast Roads Post by: BrightonRed on Monday, June 5, 2006, 18:38:32 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/shoreham.jpg
As Mex says Shoreham beach is dead.. I think there's a car park just there next to a lake with the beach on the other side.. perfect for your needs. Just watch out for those dog-walkers.. Title: South Coast Roads Post by: SwindonTownFC on Monday, June 5, 2006, 18:40:52 Quote from: "Walrus" I can't use a bed as I don't want my parents knowing, nor does she want hers knowing.... I meant reds, I'm just knackered at the moment! Cheers Mex, thanks for the recommendation will give it a go! Blur my face out if you do film it, so people don't find out about my little problem... :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Sippo on Monday, June 5, 2006, 19:59:46 Get a hotel then...surely there must be some cheap b&b's?
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 09:15:18 i live about 400 yards from that car park, better still break into one of the beach huts make sure its not mine though :twisted:
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 09:33:42 What uni are you at Walrus, won't you be renting a house from the summer onwards?
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: walrus on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 11:01:45 Yeh I'm at Brunel, but lease doesn't start til July 1st and I just can't wait that long.... We used the back of my car last night but given that it's a tiny Corsa it wasn't the most comfortable night of my life. :|
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 11:10:24 Who said romance was dead? :-))(
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Sade on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 11:20:09 :D Classy............. its ok walrus I enjoyed it but you need to get blacked out windows. The dog walkers did'nt look too pleased.
Title: South Coast Roads Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 11:28:57 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Who said romance was dead? :-))( It is Title: South Coast Roads Post by: walrus on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 12:25:24 Quote from: "Sade" :D Classy............. its ok walrus I enjoyed it but you need to get blacked out windows. The dog walkers did'nt look too pleased. Don't say that... There kept being some mysterious flashes last night which she was paranoid about. I told her there was a speed camera on the road further up and it must be that, but I'm pretty sure there isn't any.... :| Title: South Coast Roads Post by: larwood on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 13:15:03 Quote its ok walrus I enjoyed it but you need to get blacked out windows. The dog walkers did'nt look too pleased :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: South Coast Roads Post by: Sade on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 13:57:57 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Sade" :D Classy............. its ok walrus I enjoyed it but you need to get blacked out windows. The dog walkers did'nt look too pleased. Don't say that... There kept being some mysterious flashes last night which she was paranoid about. I told her there was a speed camera on the road further up and it must be that, but I'm pretty sure there isn't any.... :| :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: It was mex with a torch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahahhahaa |