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Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:00:49 Right if yo hate work as much as I do your gonna need cheering up so hopefully the following stroy of what I did on Wenesday ight will cheer you up. Below is the text of an email my girlfreind sent me describing what I did:
yeah i think its funny but not when I have to clean it up! You got out of bed and knelt down on my very expensive cushion and started to Piss i asked you if you were doing it in to a pint glass and that was gross and you said something about potty-then i went and cleaned the cushion up and then you put the other cushion over the massicve wet patch on the floor so i had two wet cushions then i asked why'd you do that and you said its only cunintg carpet shut up you fucking whore and turned over.... you said some other stuff which wasn't nice as well and just fell alsleep! I can't remmber any of the above but there you go morla of the stroy always piss in the loo not the floor! Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:11:32 She deserves it shes german......
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:12:37 :fu:
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: pumbaa on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:50:23 Reminds me of my little nephew a few years back when he was about 6 years old. He had a bad sleepwalking habit which he has thankfully grown out of. The missus and I were babysitting (I know...) when he wandered downstairs, asleep, at about 10pm, proceeded to lift up a cushion on the sofa and took a piss. It was the longest piss ever.
It was funny until we realised we had to clean it up. Title: Re: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:54:04 Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" Right if yo hate work as much as I do your gonna need cheering up so hopefully the following stroy of what I did on Wenesday ight will cheer you up. Below is the text of an email my girlfreind sent me describing what I did: i had a mouthful of cereal when reading that bityeah i think its funny but not when I have to clean it up! You got out of bed and knelt down on my very expensive cushion and started to Piss i asked you if you were doing it in to a pint glass and that was gross and you said something about potty-then i went and cleaned the cushion up and then you put the other cushion over the massicve wet patch on the floor so i had two wet cushions then i asked why'd you do that and you said its only cunintg carpet shut up you fucking whore and turned over.... you said some other stuff which wasn't nice as well and just fell alsleep! I can't remmber any of the above but there you go morla of the stroy always piss in the loo not the floor! just managed to keep it in Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:55:32 ha ha, he was made to pay for speaking like that im sure. Women have a great way of teaching men a lesson.
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: SwindonTownFC on Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:33:39 all bollocks :D
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:37:26 You didnt have him on the phone shitting it yesterday! Was a bit harsh sending him pampers but ah well!
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:53:30 I don't believe he has a bird for a second.
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:58:21 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:59:42 fuck you I own my own house and have lived with my g/f for the post six months you fat tawt!
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:10:33 Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" fuck you I own my own house and have lived with my g/f for the post six months you fat tawt! Yeah in dream land you fucking cunt Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:14:18 look women just cos you have wasted your life washing up or ironing you should not be jealous of others. Face it if you were better looking you could have married a footballer. Accpet your sad small place in this world and fuck off! ok?
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:24:17 you are clearly a gimp.
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:28:08 come on love you can do better than that! :D
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:35:26 I know fucking well I can but my boyfriend reads this forum and he doesn't want to read the colourful language that I would have to post.
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:37:49 arrrrrrrrrrrrrr isn't that nice he he he
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:40:24 no. you are still a cunt
Title: Lets all laugh at me! Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, June 2, 2006, 18:34:58 Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" come on love you can do better than that! :D Fucking love you gumbo!! :mrgreen: |