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I've seen loads and loads of cars today with those little england flags hanging out the windows and I'm not sure what I think of them. Most of the people I know think they're tacky, what do you think and own up if you have them  :D

Then again I have england antlers which I might wear,I also seen a england kit which you wear and it inflates and gets really big and it says who ate all the pies on it, I might get my dad to wear it to the pub when We watch a game.

Oh yeah and another england related thing, I love watching england games abroad. Thats about it. Its just fun.

I don't like flags in cars, they scare my horses when we are out riding.  It even says about them scaring horses in today's sun

Im watching the England games in The Brunel Rooms, Beer and Pizza delivered to your table, yes please.

:D  Awwww poor gee gees. Thats actually quite dangerous, because horses can go quite mad when they panic. Although my dad says that horseriders should'nt be on the roads and should go down country lanes instead but he's a bloke.

Pizza? thats not fair! I might go down players and watch it because its normally packed for world cup games. Jugs of beer and red bull and vodka mmmmmmmmmmm yeah man.

Also at bath cinema they are playing the games which should be different and quite interesting so might see what thats like!

I thought I'd invented that crazy mixture a few years ago. Didn't know you could actually get it in pubs. We called it the rocket, very drinkable.

I do ride down country lanes, doesn't stop stupid idiots in cars speeding past.

 8)  I can believe that actually.

tacky and over the top, for all the happy clappy post euro 96 idiots who know fuck all about football and only seem interested every two years when a major tournament is on...

Footy in Brunel looks like a great shout.

The Flags are tacky. No need for Brunel...just the local for me I reckon.

Spuddy, has your wold cup talksport sticker turned up yet? Mine hasn't  :x

Hendersons got us invites for the Walkabout for the WC games, ace  8)

Nothing wrong in flying the flag, I'll be hanging a large one from my house, on the day of the first England game.

No it hasnt, the bastards.

Who seriously watches a footie match in a night club, the atmospheres in the pub. :D

BBQ - Booze - sun and world cup  8)  Now thats what I'm talking about.

I hope everyone has the big world cup fixtures poster hung up. I have!

i'll be watching it at home

I'm almost tempted to join you, I really wished I'd have gone in for tickets last year.

Can't abide the part time worms that come out of the walls and clog the fucking bar shouting the likes of "wot wot wot go England, where's my pimms Godfrey" .

Meh, shit holes and dives for me this year more atmosphere and the chance of a pisticuffs at half time.

Invites? What the frig is that all about?

Nothing better than a half time glass fight and getting your white england shirt covered in beer when we score and blood when you get cut by the glass  :|

Will probably watch in brunel or maybe down the local boozer, depends on kick-off times. Can imagine brunel being pretty good if its upstairs

Walkabout is officially the worst place ever to watch football! Full of plastic fans who know feck all about football & only come out when the big tournaments are on. Euro 2004 was crap in there, was full of girls with lampard shirts on. Even my ex was in there & she hates football

Mini car flags are a bit gay, window stickers are alright though

Which fucking pubs do you go in!  Can't say I've ever experienced that, ever.

Did watch the Rugby World Cup final with a bunch of lads behind me singing football songs, but never seen the reverse!

I shall be at home with the BBQ on and about 20-30 people bundled in.

My boss is a bit like that, and he'll probably try and tag along.  Well, not quite like that, he just talks really loadly about the game without knowing anything about football and gets really over excited.  Think we'll suggest our local as it's a dodgy little hole and he's probably scared to go in there again after he got called a wanker last time.

Like most I love seeing whole rows of houses flying the flag, while I think car flags look shit.

every major game my friends host a gathering where they get drunk and i sit there mocking them, but still being the most angry person there. especially when neville or hargreaves plays, or sol has a header disallowed

I do hope you mean Phil Neville. Gary is king! 8)

when owen scored against portugal in the euro championships we lost 4  4 pint pitchers, and a shit load of pint glasses, it was a sad day in more than one way  :cry:

i will watch it at home i cant stand sitting next to some cunt in a pub telling me for 90 mins that england are shit we never win anything blah blah blah..then asking fucking questions like why dont ronaldo play for england and who does lampard play for.

winds me up

It’s not that I object to the presence of people who don’t have a clue about football and turn up to maybe enjoy the atmosphere and a few drinks more than the actual game.  But it’s the fuck-wits that only ever turn up at major tournaments and put up the pretence that grates like a bell-end on a rusty cheese grater that gets me.  

Typically they’re the same people who make an annual appearance during the most overrated night of the year, New Years Eve don’t have a clue how to order a round, can’t handle their drink and come midnight are awash with false sentiment and handshaking with strangers they wouldn’t bother acknowledging in the Street the next day.

Yours Sincerely

Victor Meldrew

we're trying to wrangle some sort of last minute road trip over there. as you would of thought it's all pretty much impossible... think we may have to row ourselves through the gibraltar strait, then up through the med docking in france or italia.

not really.... we're trying to get a ferry over and camp in belgium then just walk to berlin for the final.

if not fuck knows, but last year i was in albufeira for the most part and when lamps scored against portugal i had a 6x6 inch square of my peeling flesh ripped off my shoulder  amongst the celebrations :|

then we had a fight  8)

I was in albufeira then aswell....absolutely crazy shit. The fucking portugese went mental..

yeah the strip literally turned into a 200 on 200 brawl, toe to toe scrapping for about 5 minutes solid....then the riot police turned up  :shock:  ouch

While in albufeira I shagged a dutch bird  8) Met her in that Kiss club!  :beers:

THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.
 
Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.
 
For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:
 
     -overtaking in dangerous places;
     -hovering within one inch of the car in front;
     -stopping sharply;
     -speeding in residential areas;
     -pulling out without indication;
      -performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
      -under taking on motorways and
      -taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,
 
These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and p edestrians.  
Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.
 
 Department of Transport.

Watching England play is painful full stop :( Its even worse in a pub,surrounded by stupid women screaming,like they really know what its like to follow a club and suffer like poor little me :cry: Worse is when you get lumped in with the stupid idiots :x

As already stated, me, you silly cunt.

i have an England flag! cant be assed to hang it out my window so ill wear it as a cape down the pub for the games

My dad bought a flag for the car and had it up on the window yesterday. Next thing, my mum is storming down the path at the front of our house and ripped the flag off and put it in the bin whilst me and my dad were wetting ourselfs 8)  :D
She hates them. They are now in our garden!

10ft x 6ft england flag £7.99

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The look on my mates face as he turns up and we've hung it outside his flat - priceless   8)

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is that pikey enough?  :D

I was thinking of doing that aswell, sounds fucking ace...

My friend put two of those England flags on his moped, looked so funny  8)