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Title: I want to be a... Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:18:09 ..house husband. Just need to find some career driven bird who doesn't want to look after the kids.
I'd be ace. I can cook, clean, look after the kids. Then cope with the boredom with a mixture of alcohol and anti-depressents. Title: I want to be a... Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:18:58 Sounds as though Sade could do with a house husband. But I don't think she is career driven sadly.
Title: I want to be a... Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:27:17 Shut it Si, this is my big chance.Ben, will you marry me? I hope you don't like fish fingers.
Title: I want to be a... Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:28:42 And in new law, you can claim a wage for life when you split up for her "ruining any potential career" you could have had... brilliant, Ben!!
Title: I want to be a... Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:28:44 By the way I clean too. I'm good at hoovering.
Title: I want to be a... Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:29:13 Levitation? Ace.. 8)
Title: I want to be a... Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:31:52 I don't think he wants to marry me.I'm sad.I've been rejected by a drunk :(
Title: I want to be a... Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:41:10 I'll marry you sade. You'll have to earn enough money to support us both. You can chip in with the hoovering on your days off.
Not a big fish fingers fan. Think they're a bit boring. Title: I want to be a... Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:14:32 You have to be willing to do the dusting though and your only allowed to drink at weekends or our kids will have serious issues.
Title: I want to be a... Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:48:41 Nah, the kid's will be fine. My parents always drank around me and it never did me any harm.
Title: I want to be a... Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:07:19 :mrgreen:
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