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Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:37:46
Did you get your share in success bonus this week?

My gross pay this week was £819.55  :\/

I took home £591.40

I'm starting to love Alan Leighton  :D

Que the Royal Mail bashing thread now.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:40:27
Dont you hate the tax man old ralphus?


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:46:32
Yeah bastard isn't it  :evil:

I normally take home £300 a week so this little bonus is pleasing to say the least.

The bonus was £418 so i've only seen £290 of it after tax.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:57:21
Still a good bonus!


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:00:09
Yep, spending money for my holiday next week  :beers:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:03:04
where you off to?


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:08:19
Playa Del Ingles, Gran Canaria  8)


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:24:26
sharing a room with your dad?


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:31:46
No my best mate, we're gay lovers.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:48:49
Fucking joking arent you ? The Government bails out the Royal Mail (yet again) and the posties get a bonus .What the fuck for ? delivering mail once a day and usually late .Unreal .


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:54:25
Here we go....  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

So when is classed as 'late' in your book?

Bear in mind Foggy that 2nd post was scrapped 5 years ago, we don't go out on delivery till 8:30am now and the length of the average round is 4 hours.  :wink:

Volume of mail is ever increasing and jobs keep going and rounds get bigger and bigger.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 13:06:29
Yeah i know ,ive got mates that are posties  :wink:  Just winding you up  :D  .
Have you got your new Type R yet ? or are you waiting for more Government funding ? :)


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 13:11:04
In january mate when it hits the roads.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: singingiiiffy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 13:28:51
hope a dog bites your ass


Title: Re: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:18:08
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Did you get your share in success bonus this week?

My gross pay this week was £819.55  :\/

I took home £591.40

I'm starting to love Alan Leighton  :D

Que the Royal Mail bashing thread now.


Yes i did young man!, but i got £592.54 which means that i am richer than you.

Im not happy about the talk of a strike!  :evil:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:40:49
I have a few pounds took out of my wages every week to buy extra annual leave Spuddy and i donate some to charity cos i'm nice like that.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:43:30
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I have a few pounds took out of my wages every week to buy extra annual leave Spuddy and i donate some to charity cos i'm nice like that.  :soapy tit wank:


I buy an extra 2 weeks leave aswell, fuck charity i already give to one every other week during the months of August-May.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:46:07
I think I'm going to give money to cancer research or something when I start working. The one's that knock on your door, or stop you in the street do my head in though.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:48:44
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I have a few pounds took out of my wages every week to buy extra annual leave Spuddy and i donate some to charity cos i'm nice like that.  :soapy tit wank:


I buy an extra 2 weeks leave aswell, fuck charity i already give to one every other week during the months of August-May.


My stoppages this week were....

INCOME TAX - £150.14
NAT INSURANCE - £53.04
PENSION - £15.61
CWU FRIENDLY SOCIETY - £5.34
PERSONAL ASSURANCE - £1.41
CWU - £2.61


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:51:07
I don't pay into the pension, i'd sooner waste all my money before my retirement comes.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: larwood on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:52:55
Quote

fuck charity i already give to one every other week during the months of August-May

 :soapy tit wank:
Funny but sad.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:53:48
Quote from: "Ralphy"
PENSION - £15.61


Should you be contributing a bit more than that Ralphy?

Mines about £200 a month.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:55:42
I only pay £20 a month it wont be worth a wank but I cant afford anymore.I will just have to sell my house and get a narrow boat 8)


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:56:37
Thats just a standard Royal Mail pension Sussex. I took it out when i was 19 when i joined and didn't really think about pensions etc.

I've started a personal one now though. I could up my Royal Mail pension if needs be but i can't be arsed.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:57:19
was gonna say the same sussex.
Ralpy you'll have enough to get a round in at the Blue with your pension when you retire and then you'll be as poor as the rest of us


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:06:34
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Thats just a standard Royal Mail pension Sussex. I took it out when i was 19 when i joined and didn't really think about pensions etc.

I've started a personal one now though. I could up my Royal Mail pension if needs be but i can't be arsed.


Ah right. Pensions are fucking scary. When you look at the projections they send you, of what you get at the end of it all, based on all the financial tosh etc.. I'll be lucky to be on half my current salary unless I put even more in   :evil:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:08:27
i can put upto a max 5% of my wage into my pension. my company then doubles whatever i put in upto a max of 10%.

sounds all good to me but i still can't afford to start one


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:09:10
To be honest, at 24 i haven't even thought about when i retire.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:11:46
I probably should look into pensions before I start work. Apparently the company I'll be working for contributes 3.5% of my salary.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:13:01
Instead of a bonus, i might be made redundant in a few months. Ace :|


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:13:34
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Instead of a bonus, i might be made redundant in a few months. Ace :|


JR being wankers again?


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:15:50
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Instead of a bonus, i might be made redundant in a few months. Ace :|


JR being wankers again?
Making cuts, 600 job losses from Oxon. Hospitals. I'm in a high risk category, as my job is technically P/T and i've only been there for a year, whereas everyone else in the office has been there for at least 10 years :|


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:16:33
neither have i. hence i haven't started one


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:18:45
I'll get you a postman's job Village!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:20:13
Go on Big Brother. I won't vote for you though.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:27:51
*Takes both proposals very seriously*


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:40:10
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
PENSION - £15.61


Should you be contributing a bit more than that Ralphy?

Mines about £200 a month.


Im pretty sure Royal Mail put 11% onto that.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:50:12
Correct.


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:20:40
11% of £15.61? Very generous  :wink:


Title: Spuddy, Leggett etc...
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 19:07:40
its all about getting paid more than you two fools! £602.22. i own you both.



(yes i'm aware you're buying holiday and that shit, but shhhhhh, let me win this round)