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i jsut had to drive home from swindon with nothing but sidelights or full beam. its fucking scary.


i hate my car

WTF.
why wouldn't your lights work??!!

they must work if you can have full beam

try cleaning them

I had the same thing with my old Ford Orion, turned out to be a loose connection on the stick. Get down the garage pronto!

i think it's a fuse, but i know fuck all so i'll just let my dad sort it 8)

walk  :D

Check the bulbs too. Even if there is only one bulb it can have two fillaments, one for dipped, one for main.

 if its both lights at the same time i'm pretty sure it will be the fuse

were the crisps worth it though?

damned straight

i once drove home from school in the dark with no lights on apart from the interior one  :shock:

only realised when i got onto my road that i'd done it

I once drove 170 odd motorway miles up to uni in the pouring rain with no wipers working - that was STUPID!

I drove home last night after our night out having had 16 pints of Guinness

i wouldn't put it past you dave

Driving or drinking 16 Guinesses  8)

I had a good go last night

one word.

COCK

i haven't had fucking wing mirrors for about 3 months now.. The M23 can get a bit hairy in the mornings!

I shoot up and down it every day no problem between Burgess Hill and Crawley. Handcross Hill can be a bit of a pain in the Ralph sometimes though.

Are you back down here now then?

Yeah, living it Brighton, traveling to fucking Crawley every morning.. the traffic is doing my head in!
Might start getting the train.. it's only £40 a week an I'll get to have a half-hour kip..

Then there's the perimeter bus around Gatwick which is usually chock full of stewardesses in the morning.. in fact.. why am I not getting the train?

Crawley's a pain in the arse to get to on the train tbh. You have to change at Three Bridges to get to another to Crawley town centre.

Handy if you work near Three Bridges station I guess, and Walrus' mum lives within walking distance if you fancy some horizontal jogging  :D

Actually, if your going to Gatwick the train is obviously the best option. Doh.

yeah, just temping in accounts for first choice.. it's right on the Gatwick fence.
hoping to get an interview for a company called Bard which is on the south side of crawley I believe.. should make the journey a damn lot easier so fingers crossed!

Agreed

Whilst I wholeheartedly agree with your viewpoint, (but this ain't your typical Garage joint) I think David might have been joking. Even he's not that stupid

regardless i think there's substantial evidence to point to the one word description being accurate

One word.

Mug.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  clever  :wanker:

don't get stroppy because you missed a blatant joke

 :shock: Isn't it illegal not to have a wing mirror on the drivers side?

Dave this was you talking.
how are we to know if your joking or not

it sounds like something you would do

I thought it was...

That's what I thought  :D

Not that I'm bothered he's breaking the law, but if he didn't know he could be in  for a nasty suprise if the old bill pull him...

EDIT Useful link - http://www.karacare.co.uk/law.html

It's illegal, but only a fixed penalty, not endorsable!

I thought it was too.. but I've driven past numerous police cars with not even so much as a second glance and I've been pulled over for a dodgy rear light and he didn't say a thing..
I'd quite like it confirmed what the actual law is..

hahahaha you just use your brain. would i really do/admit to that?

oooh you know me inside out  :roll:

My rear view mirror fell off about 3 months ago, was wondering if that was an offence as you don't need it.  I'll say it's only just this minute fallen off mr.filth, I'm off to get some glue.