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Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: Crozzer on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 03:08:29
MD:  What happens if find out that a player or players have been out drinking the build up to a game?

DW: I will hang 'em up by the balls Your Honour, and kick 'em out of the squad.  I didn't get where I am today pissing it against the wall.

MD:  What if you only have nine players left.

DW: I will call up seven players from the youth team, and transfer list the guilty.

MD: How you will decide which players to bring in for next season?

DW: Detailed scouting reports, no beer guts, and a few who are prepared to run around and tackle a bit. I am getting too old to do all the chasing, I will be spraying the ball around and conserving energy.  Also, players that know where the goal is will be given heavy consideration.

MD: What's your greatest achievement?

DW: Nothing yet, promotion for Swindon would be what I could brag about.

MD: How will you try and keep Evans.

DW:  I will tell him Sir that he should be prepared to die in a Swindon shirt or sod off.

MD:  If you have a difficult player, how you will you deal with the situation.

DW: Catch him in the pub whether he is in there or not and then hang him up by the balls and transfer list him.


MD:  You sound just like the total barsteward,....err I mean, ...man we are looking for.


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 07:02:32
If Carlsberg did interviews....


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 07:15:02
amazingly accurate tho


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 12:07:54
Ace  :king:


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: DV on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 15:51:01
If that was real, and that was Wise's stance on management then I'm all for it....


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: Red Chris on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 15:53:42
I hope Wise kicks Pook into touch, I'd love to see Pook crying as a result of going out night before a relegation six pointer *cough cough* (Not that we'll be in that situation again... although never say never)


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: janaage on Friday, May 19, 2006, 08:05:35
You don't need to put the "s" after an apostrophe when the previous letter was an "s".

Wises' Interview.

Sorry but it really winds me up.

Apart from that good work.


Title: Wises's Interview
Post by: Crozzer on Friday, May 19, 2006, 23:33:03
Quote from: "janaage"
You don't need to put the "s" after an apostrophe when the previous letter was an "s".

Wises' Interview.

Sorry but it really winds me up.

Apart from that good work.




Apologies, I blame St. Jo's.