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Mine is sugar babes - Push the button  :|  Its a bit crap too.

My cousin sent me a song the other day, which apparently will be released in the charts soon. Its by a group of lads from bristol and contains alot of swearing and sexual content. Probably why some smart bugger got hold of my phone (probably one of my mates) and changed it to my ring tone. It says something like 'and nigger you can suck my dick, cos baby I'm from Bristol, Bristol', so as you can imagine it did not go down very well when it started ringing in the middle of a lesson in college the other day  :evil:

Are there any websites where you can download free ring tones ?

Mine is "You Really Got Me", by The Kinks.

Your Kisses - The Pipettes

I recorded it though so its a bit naff. :mrgreen:

Mine is the nokia tone...

....broke my decent phone so got a shitty one for the time being

8)  My mate has an ace message tone it goes something like this and is in a scouse accent 'you've got a message mate........uh mate you've got a message.........MATE YOU'VE GOT A MESSAGE..........MATE CAN YOU HEAR ME.......YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING MESSAGE......OI YOU FUCKING C*NT YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING BASTARD MESSAGE'.

I think that it would be ideal for spuddy  :mrgreen:

my message tone is dionne warick, do you know the way to san jose  :oops:

I have the streets - dont mug yourself

Mine is the sound of my knob as I furiously crack one off to the tune of Pink Floyd's Brick in the Wall.

I get off on it when it goes off in public.

mine is 'pump up the jam' - old skool classic   8)

now that is a ringtone  8)

Mine is the theme tune to Knightrider  :D

Stone Cold Steve Austins, used to be Hogan's real american  :dance:

mine is the ctu ringtone  :oops:

I like ring ring my self, think ringtones tend to make you sound like a bit of a twat. The exception is of course the legendary 'the bufoon' on old nokias.

I'm going to record some happy hardcore on my dads phone and set it to his ring tone  :mrgreen: He'll love that. When I have my good choons on he usually shouts 'get that shit off' but I put the chiefs on in the car the other day and He was loving it. Cruising down town with his window down  :D

Supersonic

i wanted ring ring but my phone doesn't have it so i've got some classical shit going on, bach or summat

ha ha, I used to have that on my old phone  :D

my flatmate does that to her little old mum, puts "milkshake" by kelis or shaun paul as her ringtone and she doesn't know how to change it  :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
 
I can see it now!! Its a shame my mum does not have a voice recorder on her brick  :evil:

Nods in appreciation.  I had to get rid of my newer phone because it did loads of shit that just got in the way of it's only important functions:

Answering a call if I want to
Texting people with pub details
Letting me know the time

It's all about nokia 3310's.

http://imgs.idnes.cz/telefony/A000911_NOKIA3310CHAT_N.JPG

They rock.

8)  I used to have one of them. With a bright pink cover. I lost it at centerparcs in the swimming pool changing rooms. I was gutted.

http://www.cellink.com.au/products/images/nokia5110.jpg

its all about the nokia 5110

I broke my 5110 about 3 years ago so upgraded to the nokia 3310 that I stole off my mate. I've been using it ever since.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/phone.jpg

This is my current little beast. Bloody good phone, but the colours are a bit girly.

Mine goes ring ring, proper ring tone that.

Baywatch ringtone for me, been going nearly a year, it's ace! 8)

Theme from "Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"

6510 for me, the daddy of understated does what it says on the tin type mobiles.  Looks just nice enough without being a Star Trek prop.  Has anyone got one that can be set to stun yet?

my phone is crap at the mo. its a temp. ive said that though for about 4 months. the ringtones are classic nokia ones, that drive me crazy

I've got some weird ringtones on mine. One sounds like someone pissing.

Keep the thing on silent.  Noone likes to hear phone noises.  As for music as ring tones, christ, just buy a bloody album and play it on a cd player.  Reality check - it sounds better on a real sound system.  Also, why would you want a ring tone that you want to listen to?  Surely the point is to make it stop by answering the bloody thing.

Mine's ironic though, i never even watched baywatch, was always on the way home from football.

My current mp3 ringtone on my phone is New Order - World In Motion.  :beers:

Ironic or not, phone sounds are the bane of the modern world.  Fact.  The world was better off without them.  Christ I sound old.

No, the bane of the modern world is z-list celebrities.  FACT!

Ah, but it is possible to ignore z-list celebrities, whereas I am stuck in a library and someones phone keeps beeping every two minutes.  Its supposed to be silent for christ's sake!

You're a librarian?

Nah, a student.  And a bored and apparently grumpy one at that!

I'd always turn it to silent in the library at uni, that's matter of respect on the users part, not the ringtone itself.

that's a fair point, maybe my anger is misdirected.  Still not a fan of loud beepy noises though.

Infernal- Paris to Berlin  8)

My god that pisses me off HUGELY. There is nothing more irritating when you're trying to work than some twat gabbling down the phone or someones phone going "beep beep" every five fucking minutes.

I keep mine on vibrate 8) But if it's ever off I have 'The Magic Roundabout' theme on my phone. Always means I answer it quickly though as I get some questionable looks.

It used to be 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' :oops:

Slipknot - Left Behind, for the phone call tone and Chili peppers - By The Way, for the message tone  8)

Haha! i used to have one of them  :D  My first ever phone, that was  8)

people who don't put their phone on silent in libraries, quiet places etc are utter cunts who should be strung up.

my ringtone is the theme to trapdoor 8)

have you thought about answering it  :roll:  :wink:

I can't work out how too. :doh:

ace!! send that to me  8)

Mine just rings and that's annoying enough.  The only one I've ever liked is Mark the farmer's The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly one, but I've only heard that once, I'm sure it would do my head in eventually.

i have Ordinary Boys And Lady Sovereign  Nine2Five

Mines the Captain Pugwash tune........ its ace

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/pugwash/pugwash.wav

Mine is slippery slopes by clipz because it works well as a ringtone, most of them get annoying after about 3 or 4 times but this one is good.  I'd never pay for a ringtone though, my phone can use mp3s so that's ok.

3 lions. Brilliant

Walzinblack - The only acceptable ringtone !

NMH

Especially in the fucking Cinema.  :evil:

Mine 'ring rings' for a while then goes into some weird dance various of the rings  :|

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you fucking gayer

oh and mine is The Riverboat Song - Ocean Color Scene

Its ok Dave. Ignore magic. I like that song too now  :oops:

but your a girl so it's allowed :wink:

It is a gay song, for gays

seconded

I'm not a gay.

 :(

thats a shame :wink:

Lesbian lover.

:nod:

you're middle aged you wouldn't understand  :wink:

Oi fuck off he is the same age as me!!!!!! CUNT

Coffin dodgers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/louis_balfour2.jpg

NICE!

Am I the only person on the planet that has 'ring ring' as my notification that somebody is trying to contact me?

http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/loser.gif

No, ring ring is ace.

 Musical ring tones are gay.

:D  You boring gits!!!