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This months Cosmo Naked Centrefolds

Have you seen them?  Fucking get them,

Ronan - you so would
Mario melchiot - you would
Paddy Mcguinness - yes
Craig Doyle - yes
James Toseland - yes yes yes

Antony Costa - you so wouldn't

Ronan - Pasty faced Irish twat.

i got approached to do these shots,,i could not do them though due to work commitments with calvin klein :wink:

Is the title of this thread not FAO Ladies???



Jelousy gets you nowhere  :wink:

it is your right.but i thought you might be showing the girls pics of me

you can send me one if you like, I will judge for myself  :D

:shock:  :shock: how rude.

you first soapy tit wank

no, you go

ITS ON THE NET ALREADY.

NO7 ON THE MOST WANTED

sorry about the shouting cant be assed to delete..i wont swap numbers with strange ladies..

are you fit :wink:

you'll have to pm sussex on that one

is sussex a bit of a weirdo then

 :chunder:

when will men realise we don't like hairy arses

Costa has a weird face. Ronans cute, but he's too sweet and innocent  :D

I rather like francesco totti  :oops:

Not keen on Melchiot!!!!!!

but he wasn't naked, sorry lady

 :cry:

Yes please mate....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/quiz1321outcome1.jpg

 :P

I prefer Sawyer from lost.

Also we had a random argument in our house the other day. I said that José Mourinho was fitter that Thiery Henry.

Chad Michael Murray?????  :wink:

He is!  Mourinho is a stunner.

oooh yes, maybe he'll do it next year, hopefully alongside Kiefer Sutherland, maybe they could touch each other too  :oops:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/24s0308.jpg

Kiefer Sutherland reminds me of Keith Chequin!!!!!!! I really don't find him attractive!!!!!

I like him too  :oops:

Keith Cheguin???????  Are you MAD Birdy!!!!!!! I'd rather have Ivan CAmpo and thats saying something!  :shock:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/457.jpg

MMMMMMMM Hot!  :|

Sorry Lady  :(  Campo  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I obviously like weirdo blondes

As preference to Chegwin!!!! haha

Actually, I think Cheggers is a better choice!

Girls, who would you say is the best looking english Footballer ?

This is disgusting... normal order needs to be restored! :x

http://www.leninimports.com/elle_macpherson_gallery_34.jpg

Much better 8)

David Beckham, David Duke???

Can I redeem the keith chegwin thing with this?

Paul O Brian - Jack in Home and Away
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/Jack.jpg

Blackcurrant feck off.


 :mrgreen:  God can't people read the title.

Exactly what I was thinking sade

although blackcurrant is a bit of a pin up, maybe we should post a pic of him  :D

I prefer............Chris Hemsworth!

http://cleo.ninemsn.com.au/cleo/images/bachelors2005/closeup/1.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/blackcurrant.jpg

Grrrrr. :evil:

ooooh yeah a bit of Kym

I really have no idea why they call him 'freddie lunch box' , Honest  :o

(where did your eyes get drawn to first  :-- )

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/180px-FreddieLjungberg.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/dooky.jpg

:(  I miss duke.

maybe it is time to start including the men of the TEF into the equation :twisted:

:D  You go first birdy then...


ooooh hang on, just a quick picture of the italian stalion(looks like he's doing hip thrusts) towards the arkells probably because he knew I sat threre....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/spkograz.jpg

why do I have to go first??

Because.....you suggested it.....plus you've probably met more than I have  :wink:  And lady......off you go girls. I'll take back seat.

Lady - down to you  :D

Bloody hell..........Ok who shall we start with.........

Sade whos your friend again?  We can start with him  :mrgreen:

.....Oh him  :?  ......uh yeah.....what do you think birdy ?

I don't know what he looks like!  I was going to guess!

Actually, has anyone got the link to that hot or not list the guys put themself on?

:D  Ok I'm totally confused.

who is your friend?

I remember you mentioned you sat next to at City!

i love ivan campo
http://usuarios.lycos.es/sloth2517/ivan_campo.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :chunder:

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9068&highlight=hot

Lady - city away or city at home?  :D  The one stood by me at city at home was actually my cousin! I could post a picture of him!

I think it was away!!!

Richpullen from here ?  :D  He's my cousins mate.

I've gone all embarrassed  :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ben wah balls man  :kisskiss:

the most handsome man alive

http://foreverill.com/images/moz/cityscape.jpg

sonic, are you a lady?

How big is your girth btw?  :wink:

sorry - trying to get to 4,000 posts by the end of the day, god I am bored

perhaps i am.

my girth? 38"

Ace, the first proper forum gay 8)  Sonic can you let me, birdy and lady give you a make over and then go shopping? I want to be in charge of nail polish. I brought a lovely shade of pink the other day. Infact I painted my grandads toe nails when he was asleep in his arm chair once, worrying thing is he actually like it and kept it on.

I don't do shopping, sorry sade.  I will do his eye make up tho

Ok, lady might be stuck with the dirty jobs though  :D  :wink:  Bikini wax and nazel plucking?

no ta, done it once before already.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  she'll love it

can't beat a bit o' depp.

http://www.malesuperstars.com/Johnny_Depp/Johnny_Depp020.jpg

fine actor too.

Hes already had Kat do his eye make up haven't you mate?  :mrgreen:

mmmmmmm mr depp

Depp - yes. I even thought he was attractive in willy wonker, in a geeky kind of way.

Depp= too skinny!  Needs more meat on him!

yep. i looked like robert smith without the hair.

http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/february_2004/robert_smith.jpg

It wasn't that bad in the photo you sent!  You did look rather pretty though!

shhhh. :--

I always think Sean Connery isn't bad for someone who's 3/4 of a centuary old
http://www.klast.net/bond/images/connery99.jpg

Fuck I'm bored

Why the long face, Keifer?

Mozzer is indeed the most handsome man alive :)
I'm upset i missed all this yesterday.As for the naked pictures,the only one i really like is Paddy Mcguinness,in a bath with bubbles, YUMMY :) The others don't really do it for me.

:o  Not even Grazioli.

Grazioli um no?  what about Danny Invisible, he werent too bad I spose

Graz is very good looking imo. Danny is better though, had that dazzling smile  :D

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/spkodanny.jpg

 :nod:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/dennis.jpg

not bad for an old un  :wink:

Bit short for my likings though!!!!!!!

My dad gets told alot that he looks like dennis wise  :shock:

Ohhhhhhhhh!  Sade some blagging should be done there!

Milk it!

 :shock:

(sorry couldn't resist)

:mrgreen:

So much for a ban on filth Birdy!

Doesn't Sadieo's dad look on here?

 :soapy tit wank:

It starts now.  Does posting pictures of blokes count?

you are allowed to continue posting pictures!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/MatthewPerry.jpg


would you or not?  I would  :D

I would'nt do chandler but I'd definately do joey.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Are you disabilty aware?

Birdy would you mind explaining to me what 'doing a joey' means ?  :D

No!!!! Not keen at all!!!!

Joey Deacon  :|  you are too young Sade sorry  :D

:cry:  I'm lame, I never understand peoples jokes. Jake Gllyenhaal pictures coming up shortly....

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9068&highlight=hot

Good Starting point.

Post your top three here!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/jake_gyllenhaal_old.jpg

 :P  Lady go first then....

ok well still deciding on numbers 2 and three but IMO BWB is No.1.

Only cause of the pose mind and BrightonRed has a slightly similar look of Shayne Ward but his head is a little bigger.

Only based on real pictures not the footy ones.

Mintmanstfc isnt bad  :--  Who is that on here ?

I don't even need to look at that,lets face it DV is going to win hands down :wink:

Fucking hell,swift edit :roll:
Ben looks like right poser :wink: ,tbh they all look ok to me,not enough Stone Island though.

Leggett could have smiled

DV looks terrifying in that pic!  Should have posted a normal one!

Larwood, he ill be quaking in his boots next season with you on the rampage in the Nationwide!!!!!!

perhaps BWB fancies a night out with his Ho's?  :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Thats the plan :twisted: !
Nah,i think/ hope he knows i'm only taking the piss,he is a handsome fella though and a nice bloke too :)

8)  Ralph should of put a picture on there.

We've all seen pictures of Ralph :) he's ssssoooo vain,worse than a girl :wink:

I agree, the pic doesnt do him justice  :wink:

I have worn out my signed picture already  :oops:  Can I have another please DV - ta love

 :soapy tit wank:
Well you aren't having mine,although maybe a temporary swap deal could be agreed?You can BORROW my DV and i'll borrow your Sonic  :)

Has anyone got a mex ?  :kisskiss:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  might take you up on that.

Sonic looked lovely in that picture,bless him :)

Sadly :cry: ,Birdy and myself were only able to get a couple of DV and one of Sonic.

don't i get a mention?

i still dream about the bloke who took a long lingering look at me in brizzle

Youre not on the scoreboard though!

If its any consolation Birdy and Larwood are getting very excited about your picture!!!!

i've got a mex, it's laminated

i am on the scoreboard, just not in the top ten shockingly.

How do you view the rest of it?

I need a mex. Why is it laminated?  Personal use sonic ?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh theres another two pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it says 11-20 at the bottom of the top 10 i think

here's my mex

http://myspace-602.vo.llnwd.net/00611/20/62/611742602_l.jpg

i'll trade you for a walrus

I have a walrus........DEAL. Don't damage my 'rus or I'll charge you.

I fingered myself to your pic last night sonic.

Wipe clean  :wink:

BrightonRed

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HS/KM/HS/AYKUBSRXASRS.jpg

Shayne Ward

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/shaneXFactor.jpg

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Anyone interested in a johno or a r4E ?? anybody ? anybody ?

please don't be offended if i can never look you in the eye again  :shock:

I can actually see a likeness. Well spotted lady.

Paedolicious

This thread has been taken to new levels.  :|

Filth ban Birdy!

 :(

Yep,little cricket loving Johno please :D but i've only got a DV and thats way too precious so it'll have to be a no :(

Birdy that made me laugh so much  :mrgreen:  I nearly spat my tea out.

Oh go on......I'll be careful I promise.
 :D

I was going to post sonic's fav picture of my other half but chickened out  :D he'd kill me  :mrgreen:

This is like top trumps but with forumers!!!!!!!!!!

Its worrying that over 1000 people have read this thread  :shock:

who'd kill you, me or sussex?

presumably not me as i'm a wuss.

Can us slightly mature men be considered ? I did a naked calender shoot last year for charity and raised about £3.75

Sussex would kill me!!

Foggy post the pic then, we are waiting  :wink:

Lady, can I interest you in a gary lucy ? I know its not a forumer, but its nearly as good  :wink:

Provide pictures and we'll go from there!  :wink:

Not bad not bad but Chad Michael Murray is my current number 1!

I cant do it from work ,so give me an hour or so and i will post from home .

I don't own a chad. Sorry.

Foggys serious  :o

Coolio.  This is going to be very interesting!

Maybe you will be the first of many!  :mrgreen:

Ive nothing to worry about , i hope  :wink:

You have if thats you in your avatar  :o

Someone so confident..........hmmmmmm hope its not a joke!!!

What pic are you posting the calendar one?  If you have nowt to worry about then how comes you only made £3.75???

 no it iz more worryin dat a small bunch of losers av read it a 1000 times.

 i iz not read it at all garry iz tell me about it.

Hurry up, we are creaming our panties in anticipation

 Yeah !
I like Foggy,he does Richie Benaud impressions in the Cricket forum 8)

Right then,im at home .how do i get the picture from cd to here

whats up in here then  :?

Dan, how do i get an image from cd to here ?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: It's been viewed 1000+ times, not by a different person everytime you daft mare

Well you had your chance ladies, i will try agian tomorrow.

foggy i would tell you but i dont fancy seeing a picture of you gyrating your wiggly bits  :D

this thread is disgraceful, if it carries on with this filth i will lock it and ban you all.

shocking.

Is Whits feeling left out?

:oops:I wasn't really trying to pose, the picture just turned out like that.

Any time. :wink:

To be fair I've been quite well behaved  :advercool:

Although I've seen a bit of a devil in lady and larwood , they're men obsessed  :mrgreen:  do do do.

I'm still seeing Larwood as a bloke, so reading back over this has left me slightly bemused...

Us ladies are just making up for all the porn and other stuff posted on here, we felt left out.

We did yes birdy. I'm over the moon that this thread has gone over the 10 mark.
I feel better now  8)  Female equality.

Considering some of the things that you men have posted on this forum (esp. DMR with gay porn  :wink: ) This thread is considerably mild!

 :soapy tit wank:

I think Whits is feeling left out,bless :wink:

I know men like lesbians. But I'm just saying now, I'd rather this did not get to the stage where we're posting pictures of gay men doing their thing as that does nothing for me really. I'd rather watch cows giving eachother piggy backs.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Don't worry sade!!!

I think it is time to post another pic of whits seeing as he feels left out

 :beers:  :shake:

feel free to send me naked pictures for me to post on here  :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41065000/jpg/_41065426_gal_holly_getty.jpg

fuck off blackcurrant, go back to your new friends  :wink:

:o

Fuck yoooooou

How dare you  :D

Blackcurrant behave please.

ive been traded! i feel like a slut. i feel dirty and used.

I thought that was what you wanted?

yeah but sadie alawys leaves me feeling like that, i dont need you larwood and lady  doing the same

Sorry mex,  :(

On a brighter note, there is a nice you irish lad in our office today, I wish he would stop talking  :|

Mex loves it.

I've not been trading you Mex,i think your 'son' Sonic was doing all the trading,he's the real pimp daddy :)

Come on Foggy, we are waiting  :D

supprised you lot aren't talking about Pete off BB and his antics last night :shock:

Didn't see it.  I sometimes have a life you know  :wink:

What? what! what ? Tell me. I missed it last night  :(

same as Birdy but last night...........................well it shocked me too

TELL ME

basically Pete's dick is about 8 inches on soft

:o  Jesus wept. Did he get it out ?

Yup.
they were all in the pool and he said i have something to show you.
he then got it out and started splashing it against the water.

is was fucking massive.

:D  Wickid. Maybe thats why god gave him tourettes then.

damn and I missed it, must go back to not having a life.

 :soapy tit wank:
I still won't be watching BB though.

unlucky birdy.
the only night i'm in this week and i was confronted with that.

the missus even had another look using the sky+ :mrgreen:

It is ok, I will ask the black fella up the road to dmonstrate in his paddling pool  :D

Dont rush me, ive just got photo bucket sorted out ,now all ive got to do is find the fecking D drive Grrrrrrrr. You maybe slightly disapointed that i have not got an 8 inch penis  :oops:  


Im not bending it in half for anyone ! :)

We all know water is good at magnifying smaller objects!  :mrgreen:

 :evil:

Luckily I missed all the nakedness on the telly as it happened each time I was looking down to roll. My housemate Claire kept asking me if I saw that and had to explain.

I've noticed if you have a smoke when BB is on, you no longer care what you are watching  :)

I can't be bothered to read all this thread, someone sum up for me.

Why are people putting pics up?

The ladies want something to look at while they click their mouse

Oh right.

Best looking elsewhere then than this forum.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Don't be upset Ralphy,i was taking the piss :)

I'm not  :)

http://www.callme.nm.ru/

Type in your name here.......Russian equivalent  :wink:

Ladies, I am sorry but I have to share with you my new wallpaper that I have on my work pc

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/DavidBeckham.jpg

OH MY GOD I am a little warm and moist

 :oops:

:soapy tit wank:
I have to admit, Becks doesn't do anything for me :shrug:
Matthew Hoggard on the other hand :nod:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Far more yummy

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/shane_warne_messages.jpg

 :oops:

Beckham is one of the hottest men on this earth Birdy so I don't blame you  :P

Hey Larwood,

What do you make of my Calendar this month

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/DSC00428.jpg

not bad eh!!  :mrgreen:

He could have at least done his tie up. Scruffy bastard...

pot kettle  :wink:   :D

You know I love you though right  :D

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/_40877076_crouch270.jpg

bet u love him dont u sade :wink:

Hubba Hubba yum yum.

yuk he looks like my ex  :|

You went out with Timmy?

timmy gives me a right reccy.

no tweak

Oi Birdy leave the Hoggster alone!

Nah it is a wierd one i admit,especially cause i liked him best when he had a shaven head and looked like he'd escaped from a mental asylum :) crazy eh?

I pride myself on my 'lazy, don't give a toss' styling... :?

What you on woman that was super fred in the pic, I wasn't calling hoggard tweak either.  :D

Can I just say that when Browsing through the avatar gallery I have noticed that Curtis Weston and Peter Brezovan look remarkably fine  :shock:

Brezovan is indeed mighty fine  :D

why have you changed your avatar???

Cause I missed Ricky "no neck" Shakes  :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/dermot.jpg :thumbs:  or  :negsy:

:negsy:  :negsy:  :negsy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2006/08/01/stfc_2006_players_4_470x353_353x470.jpg

 :shock:

maybe that picture does not do him justice

That picture certainly does not do him justice.
he looks like a chipmunk there  :(

with a mullet

:oops:  I think I like Brezovan too. He reminds me of Christiano Ronaldo though, but even better.

He does have a lovely tan too!!

:D  He does and a lovely smile. Ooooooooh.

I find Peacock erotic too.

We all find the Cock erotic Sade,he's scrumptious :D

fuckin weird pervs

Says the weirdo that likes me stroking his hair at football

yet you still do it :D

well I'm not going to anymore  :P

Birdy I walked past you on saturday after the match, you were stood near the nationwide texting on your phone. I was gunna shout HEY BIRDY but I thought you might be scared of me  :(

You should of said hello, I am scared of no man or woman  :D  I was waiting for Larwood

8)  Ok I will say hello next time.

I was going to shout 'Birdy smells' but I thought it was a bit too immature, even for me.

I shouted SIMON HAS A REALLY SMALL WILLY did you hear me?

would have made me laugh, but then again I am so childish  :D

Yeah, I went redder than a town shirt  :oops:

Don't make me re-post a picture of my insanely sized cock to prove you wrong though Sade.

:mrgreen:

Bit of male bashing for a change (men if you read this, which you probably will as you love the ladies thread) its not directed at anyone in particular before you take offence.......

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

:wink:  Lady I like the way you have brought this topic up again, just as the blokes have their female thread going on. Nice one.

We have to have our fun too  :mrgreen:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  a couple of those remind me of a few people...........

Apart from the last one, bang on :D

I met a couple of Villa players last night, is it wrong I found Mellberg strangely attractive in real life??  :oops:

Someone I have fell in love with recently after watching Green street.....

.....Charlie Hunham...........DING DONG.......oh yes please mate.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/green-street-hooligans-200507290407.jpg

Sexist bitches.

I'm outraged. :x

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/Olof_Mellberg-06.jpg

 :oops:

Mrs Monte fancies Mellberg too :x

8)  Mrs Monte obviously has taste, He was very nice, he shook my hand and I creamed my pants  :D

Squirt or more of a dribble?

squirt followed by lots of dribble  :D

But God created Eve from Adam's rib.

So does that mean women are like ribs - you enjoy having them, but it always ends up a mess?

not strictly true, coz men mess up women just as much

You obviously like the ginger beards then. Maybe Blackcurrent is your perfect match?

We discussed this Tuesday at the Brentford game, he turned me down, I cried  :cry:

I think he likes Village instead

no ribs are like having a wank.

lasts 5 mins and after you have to use kitchen towel to clean your yourself  :D

 :o  That is not fair, Village was 2nd on my list  :D

CUNT

neiliodeh aka IWBFCOAW

Erm... this is libellous! :x

what is? you having a ginger beard?

Yes. I can't grow a beard! :(

shame.....

I have some add ons to this  :mrgreen:

1. Men are  like ...Laxatives  ...... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ...  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather .  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders  You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like  .....Chocolate Bars  .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6 Men  are like .....Commercials  ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like  .....Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ... They satisfy  you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps  .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,  the rest are
handicapped.

More sexist rubbish.

I demand the instant banning of women from this forum :x

8)  Independant women and all that shit. Wooop.

you are the biggest woman on here with your moaning, shut your piehole  :wink:  :mrgreen:

Another one for the list.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/ince.jpg

 :D  :o  :oops:

as he gets older he looks more and more like OJ Simpson.  Sorry Sade  :D

get back in the fucking kitchen and bake me a pie, bitch!

Larwood, will you be buying this tonight??

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~896105,00.html

I will be  :D

Oh my God,that really is a beautiful sight:clap: I'll get my Dad to buy one,result!

I will be scanning it in and having it as my desk top at work *dribble, dribble*  :D

Did you get one?Its quite frankly one of the most erotic things i've ever seen :D

I did indeed larwood  :oops:  I was up til gone midnight playing with buzzy things  :oops:

 :soapy tit wank: Wish i'd be able to go to the Ann Summers party last night now :wink:

 :soapy tit wank:  should of just got your man to do you good when you got home last night  :wink:

Fat chance of that happening :wink:

Had he drunk too much beer?

I didn't see him :( But yeah probably!

mmmmm I know what to get you for your birthday now  :wink:

slippers?

yes big furry ones  :D

Will those slippers look like rabbits........

...of the rampant variety....

...*waits for foggys comment on rampant rabbits...

I think they are a bit before his time Sade  :D

:D  He seems obsessed by them. I would'nt be suprised if he actually owns a sex shop or something.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: come on foggy, own up  :D  can I have a discount??