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Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 16:23:52
The silly season has started again......

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=28547

I think Steve Lomas would be a good signing myself :|


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 16:24:48
i might have imagined it but i believe iffy looked at bopp in january.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 16:43:47
Bopp is a winger, not a defender...

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Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 16:55:51
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  

Steve Lomas


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 17:16:32
I do a bit of silly season myself but past experience has taught me not to get carried away.  It only ends in disappointment.

Jay Jay Okotcha is on his way, you herd it here first. :dance:


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 17:52:00
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 17:53:16
Tony Thorpe's been released by Colchester.

Think he could do a job for us :advercool:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/colchester_united/4759031.stm


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 17:54:09
Quote from: "Johno"
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


 Surely though Johno this is post season....pre season doesn't start till the players return, from close season.

 Close season follows post season...when all the players have sorted out stuff and that, and buggered off to Magaluf.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 20:59:18
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Johno"
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


 Surely though Johno this is post season....pre season doesn't start till the players return, from close season.

 Close season follows post season...when all the players have sorted out stuff and that, and buggered off to Magaluf.


But this is the age old mystery is it not Reg?

When does this season become last season and when does next season become this season?

When exactly does that happen. For me personally, the watershed is when the fixtures come out.  So in that respect, we are, at this point in the 'post season'  but others would beg to differ I suspect. :?


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 21:04:32
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Johno"
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


 Surely though Johno this is post season....pre season doesn't start till the players return, from close season.

 Close season follows post season...when all the players have sorted out stuff and that, and buggered off to Magaluf.


But this is the age old mystery is it not Reg?

When does this season become last season and when does next season become this season?

When exactly does that happen. For me personally, the watershed is when the fixtures come out.  So in that respect, we are, at this point in the 'post season'  but others would beg to differ I suspect. :?


  When Rivals relegate us to L2 and the scum out of the set up altogether is when this season ends.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 21:47:46
That young Walcott at arsenal looks like a good bet for a season long loan jobby.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: STFC_Chris on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 21:49:52
Quote from: "flammableBen"
That young Walcott at arsenal looks like a good bet for a season long loan jobby.

Plus he is a Swindon lad, so is bound to want to play for us.


















 :wink:


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 10, 2006, 21:49:59
Quote from: "flammableBen"
That young Walcott at arsenal looks like a good bet for a season long loan jobby.


 Could be a runner....like a fledgling returning to its nest.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 08:06:26
Hmm, but I've heard Walcott's involved in some dodgy tournament over the summer so may not be available to link up with the lads in the all-important Copa Ibiza  :D


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 09:02:16
Wayne Allison.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 09:58:11
Danny Wilson for Manager!

Also, Van Nistelrooy walked out on Maure, perhaps he could do a job for us? In fact, fuck Wilson. Ruud for Player Manager.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Doore on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 14:39:01
Zidane is retiring cos his body aint up to La Liga anymore.  Should be ok for a stroll around a league 2 pitch...


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: manc red on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 14:43:22
Eugene Dadi had a quality season for Tranmere last season, released by Forest now


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 15:04:24
Man City have released Sommeil, goalkeeper Geert de Vlieger, defender Mikkel Bischoff and Finnish midfielder Tuomas Haapala - sign the lot!


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 15:12:01
Owen and Rooney will need to regain fitness and match practice. Perhaps a three month loan each to get them back on their feet?


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Johno on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 16:36:25
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Johno"
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


 Surely though Johno this is post season....pre season doesn't start till the players return, from close season.

 Close season follows post season...when all the players have sorted out stuff and that, and buggered off to Magaluf.


be quiet you.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 19:07:18
Quote from: "manc red"
Eugene Dadi had a quality season for Tranmere last season, released by Forest now


We might as well keep Benjamin in that case! :hide:


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 19:11:39
Quote from: "Johno"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Johno"
kevin horlock....yes dv, yo got it.

i love pre season, everyone predicting who we are getting and false hope....


 Surely though Johno this is post season....pre season doesn't start till the players return, from close season.

 Close season follows post season...when all the players have sorted out stuff and that, and buggered off to Magaluf.


be quiet you.


 Oh, all right then. Only trying to help.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, May 12, 2006, 10:13:47
Lomas for me. :|


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, May 12, 2006, 12:55:52
ill pull one out my ass.... :angry: danny shittu


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: DiV on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:24:41
Peter Thorne


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:19:33
Chris Sutton


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: magnum150 on Friday, May 12, 2006, 21:18:50
Sooooooooooooooooper super Sam!


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: SwindonStevo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 22:06:26
john sutton more like.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: manc red on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 13:11:38
Aki Riihilahti and Facundo Sava would do nicely thank you


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 13:14:15
Quote from: "manc red"
Aki Riihilahti and Facundo Sava would do nicely thank you


The one used to put on his zorro mask in his goal celebrations at Fulham. What a tit!  :D


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 13:30:56
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Danny Wilson for Manager!

Also, Van Nistelrooy walked out on Maure, perhaps he could do a job for us? In fact, fuck Wilson. Ruud for Player Manager.


Wow, you pulled Wlson out of your arse and he ended up being someone we turned down even approaching as below us!


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: DiV on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 15:53:58
Quote from: "manc red"
Aki Riihilahti


He's always been ace for Palace, not sure why they've released him


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: manc red on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:49:20
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "manc red"
Aki Riihilahti


He's always been ace for Palace, not sure why they've released him


I always thought he was one of there better players from what it showed on motd in there premiership season :shrug:


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: red macca on Sunday, May 21, 2006, 21:34:25
im not actually gonna pull a name out of my ass.but i wouldnt be suprised to see a few of the leeds youngsters coming here on loan


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: DiV on Sunday, May 21, 2006, 21:37:04
Jody Morris

Also, appears Norwich want rid of Peter Thorne  :D


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, May 22, 2006, 10:53:38
In the light of the new managerial appointments............ SQUEEZES HARD

Ahhhh.... What's this? Ed De Goey? That's disgusting.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 22, 2006, 10:55:15
What about Duncan Ferguson, I think we could get him on loan. Or maybe Francis Jeffers, both would do a great job in League 2


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: DiV on Monday, May 22, 2006, 10:59:38
we couldnt get big dunc in on loan....as he isnt contracted to anyone!


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 22, 2006, 11:01:43
sign him up, our entire team can be charged for gbh in the first game of the season


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: RobertT on Monday, May 22, 2006, 11:09:15
Umm, ex International players like Wise and Poyet...


...oh, I see.

Well, that game was fun, who thought we'd have these two signed up to play fo us next season.  Seems this idea of plucking unlikely names out of the arse might be more than a passing whim (or bowel movement).

I'm going to go off and find some Uruguayan Internationals who might fancy some back to basics football next season.


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, May 22, 2006, 11:10:04
Quote from: "RichPullen"
In the light of the new managerial appointments............ SQUEEZES HARD

Ahhhh.... What's this? Ed De Goey? That's disgusting.


For some reason I laughed very loudly at this. Just as well I'm home alone!


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 22, 2006, 11:33:47
Quote from: "DV85"
we couldnt get big dunc in on loan....as he isnt contracted to anyone!


Don't worry Dan, it was only make believe  :roll:


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 01:23:35
Wee Dennis is going to sell all our first team and replace them with the "Chelsea Oldboys".....

Ed De Goey between the sticks, with Dimitri Kharine as back-up. In defence, Dan Pet Rescue, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Sinclair and Steve Clark. Graeme Le Saux will be bench-warmer. In midfield alongside DW and Gus, we have Roberto Di Matteo and Ruud Gullit, with Gainluca Vialli having to wait for his chance to shine. Our deadly strike duo will be Gianfranco Zola and Tore Andre Flo.

You heard it here first


Title: Let's pull players' names out of our arses!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 01:27:53
Slow night Village?