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Played first game today. Lost by 46 runs. i only bowled 3 overs as i was meant to come on at the end, but the other guy bowled well so they kept him on, oh well.

i batted at 10 and hit 10...2 nice 4s, i found the middle of my bat for a change  8)

I turned down the chance to play for Marcham 2nds because of the footy. Should be playing next week. Would love to have played, we were up against Shrivy and a friend of the family plays for them.

We got caned.

We bowled first and they got 310-4, with their ringer (playing his first game for them because he's fallen out with their firsts) got a ridiculous 194.

We were all out for 150 in reply, I got 34.

we made it 2 wins out of 2 with a win over fellow championship challengers tewkesbury by 3 wickets in the last over, on a very slow wicket which made run scoring difficult. i managed a drawn out, paitent, but vital 35

Blunsdons wicket was ace. They'd forgotten to roll it and it rained all day too.

I think our captain rated it 0.

had to add some on here from last week...

played malmesbury and i bowled 6 overs 3-18. was on a hattrick ball but bowled a yorker and it went to wide.  :(  my first wicket was lbw, next on was bowled (batsman hit it into the ground, hit the back of his bat and hit the stumps  :soapy tit wank: ) then a catch at backward square leg...

we lost by about 50 runs though and i hit 3 not out at number 10  8)

i will say that things didn;t go to plan for me today  :x

I got 154 and bowled 5 out

We got our first win yesterday. We got put in and made 211-4, I got 40.

Bowled Trowbridge out for about 110, I had 2 catches behind the sticks, we played pretty well. Trowbridge had 8 lefties  :shock:

All boundaries?

2 sixes and 4 fours I think.

Only went in with 10 overs left so had to try and move it on, put on 80-odd with our opener Tom (105*) in 9 overs. Fucking fit bugger kept running two's  :D  :?

surprised you played yesterday, pissed it down all day in ciren

we're top of glos division 1 and i'm averaging 50.50. nice start for us

crickets shit

For once I agree with you!

for once im grateful

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG

its baseball with stumps :D

and you're a cunt with limbs!

if i wanted to listen to a asshole sonic i would of farted..

now go take your face for a shit

Any sport you can play for five days and ends up as a draw at the end is a waste of five days.

Unless it's ladies beach volleyball of course.  :D

yeah so were we, was supposed to rain all day but it was actually not too bad, fucking windy though.

if i wanted your opinion i'd give you it!

in what  possible way does that make sense???(pls dont ban me) :D

ahhh never mind.

cricket's still not shite though  :wink:

ok i must admit the ashes did convince me its not as bad as i first thought.maybe the ashes later on this year will convince me even more.i think the reason im not to keen is because im a bit of a spastic at cricket

Dont bottle it...

We all know crickets wank.

Show me a footballer that wishes they were a cricketer...you cant

but cricketers that wish they were footballers..hundreds :D

but cricketers are actually people that don't deserve to die on the basis of being thick,  complete twats. footballers on the other hand...

Cricket is great.  FACT!
End of argument :wink:

Ian Botham played for Scunthorpe United, but went on to be Englands greatest ever Cricketer. So theres one who made a good choice!

And as for cricketers who wish they were footballers, just Pietersen and Chad Keegan I rekon.

kp admitted before the last euros that he'd never followed football as a kid but his england a team mates had got him into it. back home he always played rugby and cricket. being a fellow saffie i imagine keegan is the same.

I meant by the way he acts. Going out with page 3 girls and getting in the gossip pages out on the town and all that. With a stupid haircut.

Loads of recent England cricketers have had trials as footballers... Thorpe, Stewart, Simon Jones off the top o' my head