Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:36:54 ....when i saw that you lot got relegated on Sat! Couldnt have happend to a nicer bunch of inbreads. Looks like Poxford are going to drop out of the league so theres no big derby for you next season - shit out of luck aint you!! Enjoy Accrington Stanley (who are they? Exactley!) and all the other shitty grounds. Convoys of Massey Fergusons travelling up the M1 to Darlo should be a sight to behold!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE READING F.C. - WEST BERKSHIRES FINEST Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: DV on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:38:52 sorry never heard of reading? next!
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: land_of_bo on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:40:00 ever been to elm park?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: DV on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:40:54 Quote from: "land_of_bo" ever been to elm park? yes, thanks....we won as well 8) Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: land_of_bo on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:41:24 Quote from: "DV85" sorry never heard of reading? next! It's what you do with books and magazines Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Whits on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:41:31 come back when you've got some rivals :wink:
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: land_of_bo on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:42:15 Quote from: "DV85" Quote from: "land_of_bo" ever been to elm park? yes, thanks....we won as well 8) I meant nobby, but fair play. it was a hole Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:46:53 Where were you when we were good?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:48:48 Quote from: "land_of_bo" ever been to elm park? Lots of times but dont worry yourself with my history! Our futures bright your is bleak! Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:49:35 Quote from: "flammableBen" Where were you when we were good? When was that my inbread friend? Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:53:21 Quote from: "Whits" come back when you've got some rivals :wink: Never really consoidered you lot rivals! I know Poxford are your rivals whereas ours have always been Aldershot. You and the pox have always been like a circus freakshow to me - something to laught at and pity!! :soapy tit wank: Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:54:32 Pretty sire we hit a good patch a few decades ago, as you seem to be a proper fan I presume you hate all the plastic 'support' you get?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 23:59:11 Thats life! Success brings in new fans because people want to see good football and lets face it in the thames valley area there aint much good football being played (you inbreads, poxford, aldershit, etc) so we welcome all new Reading fans! You lose em we gain em :soapy tit wank:
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:02:43 Fair enough, good luck next year. Will be interesting to see how you do.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:05:21 sunderland went up last season with a record number of points, look how shit they've been.
don't get too cocky Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:14:34 Quote from: "sonic youth" sunderland went up last season with a record number of points, look how shit they've been. don't get too cocky Listen you simple little turd, Sunderlands record was set about 7 years ago not last season. Dont worry yourself with things that happen in the Championship because your never going to play there again! :D Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:20:00 my mistake, thought it was last year they set the record. even so, they won the title comfortably last season - like you have this season - and have managed to come sliding straight back down.
i imagine this time next year all the glory-hunters will have disappeared and you'll be quietly sneaking off with your tail between your legs. you do realise that we really don't give a toss about you, right? Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Tails on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:21:02 Your a knob.
You say you dont consider us rivals yet here you are making a total prick out of yourself. Football is a cycle mate, in a few years you'll be in the shit and we'll be laughing at you. I can pretty much guarantee it. Now fuck off back to where you came from and never waste my time again you cunt. Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:25:36 easy sonic, just do what I did, wish them luck with the knowledge they have a bunch of plastic fans who probably don't know that hammond used to play in goal
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:29:07 Quote from: "Tails" Your a knob. You say you dont consider us rivals yet here you are making a total prick out of yourself. Football is a cycle mate, in a few years you'll be in the shit and we'll be laughing at you. I can pretty much guarantee it. Now fuck off back to where you came from and never waste my time again you cunt. Quite right - I AM A KNOB! But i am a knob who is enjoying watching you slide down the leagues. Do you really think that your stay in the basement will be a brief one because i dont. You will be there for a fair while :) Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:32:27 do you fellate small furry animals?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: SwindonStevo on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:33:38 shit half ur fans have never been to elm park, where were you when you were shit? a man u fan probably...ur comments dont bother me because your fans are noboddy football fans.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:34:24 It's pretty likely that we won't come straight back up, but I'd prefer to watch a home game where the croud are there to watch the town and not whatever club we are playing that week. Sure you will enjoy watching man u play.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:34:28 Quote from: "flammableBen" easy sonic, just do what I did, wish them luck with the knowledge they have a bunch of plastic fans who probably don't know that hammond used to play in goal Ah Nicky Hammond. Memories!! Do you remember when Mr K Scott scored for you at your place 94/95 i believe (my first away game!). Compare your average attendances for your season in the Prem and this season and you will find you had your fair share of plastics :soapy tit wank: Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:36:22 do you felch the elderly?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:36:39 Not sure you're making a point there, and you may have missed one of my posts.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:39:22 Quote from: "flammableBen" Sure you will enjoy watching man u play. I will enjoy watching Man Utd play us next season knowing that we compete on level ground and not just through a lucky cup draw! Likewise with Chelsea, Liverpol, Newcastle, Arsenal, Spurs, Man City,etc... Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:40:14 Quote from: "sonic youth" do you felch the elderly? No but i know a man who can! Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:41:24 your grandfather?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:42:14 Of course I'm quite flattered that you've bothered to try and wind us up on our forum. Would have thought that you would have left us behind with your mighy premship campaign.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:42:24 Quote from: "SwindonStevo" shit half ur fans have never been to elm park, where were you when you were shit? a man u fan probably...ur comments dont bother me because your fans are noboddy football fans. Hows that ASBO going! Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Leggett on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:42:41 dear mr reading, please, unless you mean to call us an ingredient of this http://www.abcmoney.co.uk/aimage/0575_hovis_float.jpg, spell it INBRED. i know you're a bit excited that you're gonna be watching your team getting humbled in the premiership next season, but sort the spelling out kiddo...
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:42:57 does anyone want to have fun with the reading fan or can i ban her before i go to bed?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:44:42 Grandads dead! Both of them! How does it work in Swindle because of the inbreding? Must be a bitch at christmas?
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:45:25 mah leave her. Got to have something amusing to last me till the early hours.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:45:30 i'm not from swindon so i wouldn't know.
would you please stop calling us inbread? we don't live in loaves of bread. Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Curosleftnut on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:47:23 Spelling never was a strong point!! :soapy tit wank:
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:48:04 i believe you mean to say inbreeding, darling.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:48:18 What an intersting visitor, have to say it's only hardened my stereotype of the reading retard.
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Spud on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:53:07 Where the fuck has this Mockney cunt come from?. :wanker:
Reading home of the 8 child Mothers. Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 1, 2006, 00:54:14 I like visitors it makes the forum a better place.
I'm in a French stick tonight if that helps which reminds me of an amusing anecdote I often tell the grandkids. Once at a rather rowdy wedding during the evening do there was a buffet. The brides Mother in law a rather well to do burley woman was overheard mentioning that there wasn't much meat in the rolls. The groom, hammered on hearing this took his willy out, placed it in a soft white roll spun around, offered it to his Mother in law and enquired “would she like some meat in her baps?” Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, May 1, 2006, 01:00:12 Not quite sure of what dazza is getting at, but oxford is one of my favourite posters. Intelligence wins the day, although I'm still slightly flattered that a reading fan is trying to wind us up when we're at opposite ends of the leagues
Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Dazzza on Monday, May 1, 2006, 01:02:35 Quote from: "flammableBen" Not quite sure of what dazza is getting at, but oxford is one of my favourite posters. Intelligence wins the day, although I'm still slightly flattered that a reading fan is trying to wind us up when we're at opposite ends of the leagues Neither do I but it's all true I tell you Ben, all of it. Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Sade on Monday, May 1, 2006, 06:54:36 :mrgreen: This is rather amusing and I don't know about anyone else but I really could'nt give a flying feck about reading !
Interesting to see how they do next season though. Title: Re: I had to laugh.... Post by: Luci on Monday, May 1, 2006, 09:25:31 Quote from: "Curosleftnut" ....when i saw that you lot got relegated on Sat! Couldnt have happend to a nicer bunch of inbreads. Looks like Poxford are going to drop out of the league so theres no big derby for you next season - shit out of luck aint you!! Enjoy Accrington Stanley (who are they? Exactley!) and all the other shitty grounds. Convoys of Massey Fergusons travelling up the M1 to Darlo should be a sight to behold!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE READING F.C. - WEST BERKSHIRES FINEST Just out of curiousity if you're a genuine Reading fan (which you clearly aren't) then why did you waste your time on here when all the Reading fans I know were out in Reading having a promotion party last night? Probably not old enough to get served you shitty little pikey..enjoy the white lightening down on your park bench. Title: Re: I had to laugh.... Post by: Sussex on Monday, May 1, 2006, 09:56:57 Quote from: "STFCLady" Probably not old enough to get served you shitty little pikey..enjoy the white lightening down on your park bench. Go Lady! :D Title: I had to laugh.... Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 1, 2006, 10:51:39 Fucking Aldershot? You call them your rivals? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Fuck off you sad cunt. We know Reading 'fans' masturbate furiously over going on Swindon and Oxford forums. It makes your sad lifes feel special and important. Have you even got your own forum? Or are you all waiting till your in the Premiership before you register on it? Title: Re: I had to laugh.... Post by: PHIL!!!! on Monday, May 1, 2006, 12:27:40 Quote from: "Curosleftnut" ....when i saw that you lot got relegated on Sat! Couldnt have happend to a nicer bunch of inbreads. Looks like Poxford are going to drop out of the league so theres no big derby for you next season - shit out of luck aint you!! Enjoy Accrington Stanley (who are they? Exactley!) and all the other shitty grounds. Convoys of Massey Fergusons travelling up the M1 to Darlo should be a sight to behold!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE READING F.C. - WEST BERKSHIRES FINEST You are the Premier League? Thats a strange one....How'd you manage that? And you call us inbreds! :shock: WANKER! I bet you were once an Oxford fan in any case. You're just like the rest! Fuckin plastic! |