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ive gone with a few bottles of red wine anybody elses thoughts?

i have ribena..... :?

I'm going to go for the 2 or 3 bottles of red wind. I've delayed drinking till later because otherwise I'll get in a right state.

Gonna cook me a fat fry up in a sec. Undo the exercise I did earlier.

:D  A glass of house white.

Just had a hot chocolate for the throat as it's in feckin tatters and then i will indulge in some pear cider perhaps or i may just stick with a touch of the classis wife beater.
Cheers people, here's to a pitch invasion of our own next week. :beers:

Ive got 6 bottles of Budweiser & 1 bottle of Stella.

Champagne all round :beers:

seems a little inappropriate Champagne but as long as its alcoholic.  Had a bbq earlier but think ill be wasted in a few hours. not happy  :(

Pepsi.

Staying in cos i feel ill.

If it's a stomache ache let it go flat helps trust.

Still not feeling good ralphus ? Poor sausage. I think its a good idea that you don't have any more booze tonight!

Had the shits all day and got sent home from work this morning.

Nothing to do with all the lager and very hot chili con carne last night though.

dont be a poof

A poof?

Who me or Sade?

Pffffft that's a poor excuse.

I'm a female, I can get away with being a poof thankyou very much :P

indeed

It isn't trust me, i nearly hit cloth while sorting mail this morning.

when will people learn being drunk solves all the worlds problems

Doesn't though mate.

Beer makes you fat, unfit and gives you the shits.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :mrgreen:

im on the wine as previously stated mate ;)

Wine is ok, much healthier.

cool, as long as its ok with you ;)

:D  Pepsi is not too good for you though ralph. Full of sugar  :P

I need plenty of sugar to build me back up.

Had 6 shits today.

only 2 were solid.

no offense but soapy tit wank

ralphy, keep things to yourself...

Why, it makes entertaining reading  :mrgreen:

Ralph you had the shits not long ago either, you were telling me. I was texting you the scores, can't remember what game it was. But I was really excited cos we had just scored so I text you and got the reply of 'oh we've just scored have we? I've just had another shit'  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :|  That's just wrong.

Lick my Arse Orifice I did'nt see that bit  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I'll never be able to eat a chocolate log ever again.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Back on topic: Vodka/Red Bull/White wine/Grolsch *burp*

 :D

 :beers:

thanks sussex, off to the pub soon, out of wine :(

Glenmorangie and ginger...what a waste of good whiskey!

off to the boozer now, unlikely to remember the rest of the day. SWINDON TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My throat hurts enough as it is thanks. Maybe a cup of tea will be made soon!

Red wine is ace. I even treated myself going for the £3 tesco's chillien finest instead of the normal £2.10 cack I buy. Also treated myself to an old speckled hen. Would have gone for something more interesting but the tesco metro selection wasn't ace and I fancied something safe and comforting after today.

god i feel rough, hopefully sleep will cure me

no no no no no. sleep = bad. more drinking = wahoo!!!

maybe tomorrow, sleep now

Dont do it, sleeps for wimps.

think he's gone. game-over for our northern friend. Unless he's called manc red because he supports man U. In which case he can fuck off. I hate Man U.

Well a slightly delayed post but I would drink anything that's going really.

thats slander im pretty sure! Im only up north for uni.  :beers:

ace. not like me to fish for arguments. Think I was well into the red wine when I wrote that.

fair enough mate, no trouble  :D

Uni in manchester? Good fun? I'm in the relatively quiet exeter, nice when the sun comes out though.

Yeah Manchester is a quality place to be a student, millions of bars and plenty to do.  Just a shite time of year to be a student really isnt it? got my dissertation due on friday then exams in 3 weeks or so. Suppose the long summers make up for it :)

My sister went to Exeter for an open day a few months back, said it was nice but think shes off to Durham or somewhere now

i carried on drinking when i got back, puked over my mates balcony, (thank fuck he ain't ground floor cause it was messy) then got back on it first thing this morning to watch my pub team lift the cup.

EASY EASY EASY EASY EAYS EASY

Exeter was one of my choices due to the random pick a page in the ucas directory method. Was planning to go to reading but their open day was shit. So I chose exeter. Been here for 4 years now and pretty sure I won't leave with a degree. Still, it's been an ace laugh.

Had a few people tell me manc land is ace. Sort of regret I didn't go to uni in a bigger city. Would have probably ended up in a drunken stabbing if I had, so probably picked the right place.

Bitter,followed by sour grape juice