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Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:15:25
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:18:13
Dave M Russell = Clown

Hahaha.


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:31:30
if i enter my real name i will be a trained assassin  :shock:

otherwise i'm a stand up comedian  :ha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:38:00
Kizz = Rabbit Slayer  :twisted:
My real name = Reality TV show star


Title: Re: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:47:06
Quote from: "kizz"
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment?


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:48:25
Piemonte is a quiz show contestant  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Using my real name I am an alien investigator  8)


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:49:07
Boeta - Internet Hacker
Real Name: Dodgem Driver


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:11:13
with my real name apparently i'm a lapdancer, with oxford fan i'm a sewage worker!


Title: Re: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 17:15:35
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "kizz"
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment?


Port star... could be classed as entertainment I suppose - you do keep lots of sailors very happy! :oops:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFC_Chris on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 17:32:34
STFC_Chris = "anything except what you are doing now"
My name = Dog walker :(


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 17:57:28
Town players have some interesting careers ahead of them:

Rhys Evans - office numpty
Sean O'Hanlon - lumberjack
Grant Smith - the job you have now
Matthew Hewlett - head teacher
Steve Jenkins - big game hunter
Sammy Igoe - sewage worker
Rory Fallon - computer nerd
Sam Parkin - trained assassin
Stefani Miglioranzi - sewage worker
David Duke - chef
Jerel Ifil - paeleantologist
Christian Roberts - professional shopper
Andy Nicholas - fluffy bunny trainer
Brian Howard - funeral director
Alan Reeves - dodgem driver
Matthew Haywood - prime minister


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Johno on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 18:03:25
haha im rhys evans in disgusie with my real name.

with Johno: the local in the pub whenever!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:37:07
My real name = Professional Football Player!!

Sign me up!!!!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 20:18:56
Sussex Red - God  8)


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Whits on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 20:50:57
Mad Scientist   :-))(  :-))(  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 20:54:14
Clown, what are the fucking odds  :shock:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 21:05:31
Superb!

Stick my name in it doesn't bloody work for me.


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Johno on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 21:08:09
you have no hope for the future then!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 21:13:59
dazzza you are a village idiot apparently