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Today consisted of a cup a soup and apple.  :|

Lord I'm poor and lazy.  I really can't be bothered making my own lunch and the thought of wasting money in the canteen at work doesn't appeal.

Pack lunches are the way ahead but after a couple of days I can't be arsed.  Tonight though I'm going to buy a lettuce, wraps, cheese, an onion and come up with a feast fit for a king.

On a brighter note I get to play in Gatwick airport all day Friday so I'll work my way round the food court like a glutton and fire it all on expenses.

I had a roast beef sandwich and some cherry tomatoes

:D  I've been healthy today. I had chicken salad and now I'm eating strawberrys and grapes which are the bestest. My mum made it all for me though because I had a plan. She's always in when I get back from college at 12, so I go and start eating a easteregg or any other crappy food infront of her even though I don't really want it, then she'll take it away from me and make me something proper. She's got the kettle on as we speak. I feel a bit tight now actually.

I spread some Bovril on a bit of bread and squirted some tomato sauce on it. :(

I really need to go shopping.

Shopping, you lucky bastard, how I long to be able to go shopping.  I've got corned beef sarnies for the next 11 days.

nowt wrong with a bit of corned beef  :D

:oops:  My mum made me dairylea sandwiches the other day. I think she forgot how Old I am. I used to eat them when I was about 5.

Fuck off dairylea rules!

I just had a bowl of Frosted Wheats, although that was breakfast. Chicken and Mushroom Ginsters Slice for lunch i think 8)

You are right of course, but 14 consecutive days of corned beef!

Last night I had a 33p pizza!

make yourself a corned beef hash  :D

Peasants  :D

I have become a master chef over the past year and have cooked some blinding dishes such as thai curry, pork in cider, wholegrain mustard and honey with apple and apricot dumplings and kangaroo steaks.

You had a peasent for lunch? a whole one?

 :nuts:

I find peasants a little tough to chew on, all skin and bones.  That or they taste like ashtrays from their 80 a day habit.

 :mrgreen:

Christ I'm hungry again after reading all that.

A slab of Ginsters Steak and black pepper slice would go down a treat at the moment.

I bought a cheese slicer last week which has transformed my life.  Whack on the block of mature cheddar and slice in seconds add a little chilli and pepper sauce and away you go.

Black coffee and a couple of smokes. I can let you have the recipe if you like.

snap !

get some mushrooms (replace with chicken if you can afford it), hack them up with some red onion, red pepper and a chille. throw in wok with lot's of oregano and some chille powder (depending how many chilles you put in). sizzle it all up nicely and then make it into wraps with a nice portion red leicester and a dollop  of sour cream.

Eat half of them there and then and save the rest to have your lunch cold the next day.

marvouloskigoodness. and pretty cheap.

If you think your hard and can handle hot food, buy some Dave's Insanity Sauce :twisted:

Half a teaspoon is too much trust me.

Im sure that Mex is glad to hear this  :)

What are you doing in Gatwick Dazzza?!

Philadelphia and Ham sandwich witgh those salt 'n' shake crisps....  that's a lunch!   8)

Git face :D

Wanking, 3G, 3.5G and HSDPA tests.  

I'll be a walking muggers treat with about 20k's worth of mobiles and equipment with me.