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Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:19:17
Does anybody else know much about this relgion of his ? Cant remember the name.

All I know is that him making his wife katie holmes, give birth in silence is absolutely ridiculous. Also what made me even more annoyed was I was listening to the radio yesterday in the car and top headlines came on. 'TOM CRUISE DECIDES NOT TO EAT PLACENTA'. How stupid is that? Who cares ?

I've stopped buying magazines now because the celebritys are doing my head in. If I read one more storie about david beckhams compulsive disorder or kate moss's rehab problems I'll go mad.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:22:18
scientology. it's weird.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:29:42
Oh I thought it was the one where they all wear those red peices of string round their wrists, obviously not. I think that one has a funny name, sounds a bit like a curry.

Why do some people opt for the complicated things in life? whats wrong with just sticking to christianity  :roll:  I think he should of had the baby and seen how he liked it.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:36:43
Tom cruise is a stupid spaz who needs to get a life.  I still would though.  :|


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:38:51
:D He scared me in vanilla sky a bit. He's not bad looking. My mum loves him.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 08:39:54
I have never even seen top gun  :oops:

He was nice in war of the worlds.  Vanilla sky was one fucked up film.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 09:53:34
Quote from: "Sade"
Oh I thought it was the one where they all wear those red peices of string round their wrists, obviously not. I think that one has a funny name, sounds a bit like a curry.
Kabbalah


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 10:44:24
Quote from: "Sade"
 I think he should of had the baby and seen how he liked it.
holmes is a scientologist as well though so she wants to have the baby in silence


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:06:42
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "Sade"
Oh I thought it was the one where they all wear those red peices of string round their wrists, obviously not. I think that one has a funny name, sounds a bit like a curry.
Kabbalah


The likes of madonna and Britney too,

IMO how a red bit of a string round someones wrist can be considered religious is beyond me.

How can you turn a religion into a fashion, complete b*llocks, attention seeking tw@ts.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:09:31
Spot on lady.
 :D


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:17:24
Had more backsides than a rampant Barrymore.

Placenta mind, I'd like mine roasted perhaps over a joint of beef with onion gravy and a sausage.   :eat:


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:21:46
I wonder what placenta tastes like ? Chicken?
I can't see why anyone would want to eat it, its like a bag of flesh.

We learnt about all that stuff at school in child developments lessons, but I used to get confused. In tests they used to ask what part it was that some parents like to eat after birth and I used to put 'ambilical cord'. Can you imagine that ? Not pleasant.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:24:01
Quote from: "Sade"
I wonder what placenta tastes like ? Chicken?
I can't see why anyone would want to eat it, its like a bag of flesh.

We learnt about all that stuff at school in child developments lessons, but I used to get confused. In tests they used to ask what part it was that some parents like to eat after birth and I used to put 'ambilical cord'. Can you imagine that ? Not pleasant.


Jellied eel come black pudding fusion style.

The cord you could use as dental floss afterwards or boil it up into a nice soup.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:24:25
Don't understand the big placenta fuss myself.

Everytime you grab a chinky you're eating placenta in your king prawn noodles.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:25:29
:shock:  What ?!


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: STFCere on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:30:35
anyone who reads those trashy mags with 'britney hairy armpits scandal' and whose whitened their teeth this week quiz is a total loser and really should get a life. i coudlnt care less what some bloke across the water is looking like today. what really pisses me off is talentless people like jade goody getting rich for being thick. what has this country come to ??


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:31:02
You been hanging around the maternity ward bins again Dave?

Inspired by fight club I hear you make soap out of foreskin smegma cheese?


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:37:58
Quote from: "STFCere"
anyone who reads those trashy mags with 'britney hairy armpits scandal' and whose whitened their teeth this week quiz is a total loser and really should get a life. i coudlnt care less what some bloke across the water is looking like today. what really pisses me off is talentless people like jade goody getting rich for being thick. what has this country come to ??


I have to agree. Despite jade goody being thick and getting famous, I don't really mind her, its scabbi titmuss I absolutely hate. Stupid tart got rich for having an orgie and going on relaity tv. Shes a nobody yet is still really up her own arse. In my opinion a celebrity is someone who has raw talent, example - Kelly clarkson. Amazing voice and she worked hard to get where she is. Unlike all the numptys that go on big brother.
Does This county not have standards anymore ?!  :D
We're obssessed with looks and reality tv. quite sad really.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:42:53
Quote from: "dazzza"
You been hanging around the maternity ward bins again Dave?

Inspired by fight club I hear you make soap out of foreskin smegma cheese?


Incorrect. I use cheese to cleanse my delicate areas.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:45:40
Cock cheese is officially known as smegma look it up on Google image I can't help but reach for the Jacobs every time I do.

Just need a good glass of fish box chardonnay and you have a meal fit for a king.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:54:29
:chunder:   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Sickest thread ever.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:06:06
yum smeg and crackers, my favourite   :|


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:11:11
smeg and pickle or smeg on toast  :shock:


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:19:36
Cruise is a midget fucker (like Asher)

I hate him ,he stole Katie Holmes from me and ruined her. :x


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:53:39
And she was a virgin before she met cruiser.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:54:52
Who cares?


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:58:14
that was exactly my point  8)


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 13:56:00
Tom Cruise =  :nuts: http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/cab.gif


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:39:21
Are you saying he has a wonkey boss eye? I never noticed.


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:41:27
Like fuck she was a virgin...


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:53:57
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Like fuck she was a virgin...


You havent Dave?


Title: Tom Cruise
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:57:12
Eh?