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Has to be jogging. Just got back from a 40 min jog thinking i'd burn off a few of those pints I had yesterday. Not a good idea.

DON'T DO IT KIDS!

...and there was me going to say Michael Pook  :(

well its got a close rival at least

I hate running/jogging, its an excersize I just despise because I'm crap at it. Cross county at school was so embarrassing, I was like a tortoise. All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes. I was shit hot at shot put though.
 
The only excersize I like is dance, tennis, pool (yes thats excersize for me too), basketball and netball  8)

Isn't that the sport that hairy, butch German lesbians are good at?

Fuck off village you mong  :D




(I shave my pits three times a week I'll have you know)

Mex won't be happy :D

Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

i think it's someone who says a word without knowing it's definition

I just do a bit of walking every day and that sorts me out. Although my calves get too tight and my knees start to fuck up. It's my fault, the physio said I have to do stretches but I can't be bothered.

Why does he have a fetish for long under arm hair ?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong

 :mrgreen:

It's short for mongoloid. Basically you're saying Village has Down's syndrome

'a mongrel dog; by extension, an idiot', sounds about right  :P

Fuck off Sade, you mong :D

It's not a dog it's a downs person

Shut up you dong.
 :D

Maybe its a dog with downs?

Ok I'm confused.

Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Sade"

  :oops:  I would of kicked a puddle at them, cept I had my best nikeys on.

Sade. Is your favourite film 'Excersize Me'

Actually that sounds like a dodgy one

 :shock:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

"Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Vicky P"

What the hell is that about ?

it's called grooming

Look, back in year 7 everyone had nikeys  :D  you were not cool if you did'nt.

I don't wear trainers anymore.

Yeh true. For some reason I was thinking you did this last week or something :oops:
I'll let you off  :wink:

Phewwww  :D

You spell exercise differently to what I do. Must be a chav thing.

Simon, I am not a chav   :D  I am just a crap speller. Since leaving school I have forgot most things.

wud u raver I spoke lyke dis den.

Yes. Just don't type like that.

When I was a kid Hi-tec's with the tongues out were cool.  Football boots from woolie's and a kit bag that had sport written on it from the market.

Thats what my parents told me too :wink:

how much older than me are you? that trend must have lasted a fair while.

mind you, i've always been behind the times.

Grolsch bottle tops on trainers when I was at school.    :D

I'm 26, Sonic.  Run DMC started the craze for fat tongues and Thatcher stole my free milk :D

hmm, i must have been behind the times even in my yoof