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Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:10:13 Everyone be nice to Nozza, he keeps giving up thetownend. He must be the most random person here.... Should Nozza come back?
"Alex says: he killed someone by throwing an 84lb pumpkin out of his window onto their head" :mrgreen: Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:17:39 That's a pretty heavy pumpkin. Must've been a strong bloke to throw that so accurately.
I was in tesco's once and some guy's shopping consisted of just one massive pumpkin and nothing else. Maybe it was the same guy. Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:50:28 Nozza = The most random questions ever on msn.
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:58:32 Nozza's great :D He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury.
These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' :mrgreen: 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day :o Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:02:43 Quote from: "Sade" Nozza's great :D He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury. These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' :mrgreen: 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day :o :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Brilliant! Nozza is boycotting at the moment but apparently he has a list of demands: 1) He wants to lose his tagline of "16 wanks a day" - computer says no. 2) He wants his name changed to Uncle Mark (erm why? No idea, though the chap he refers to looks pretty cool....) 3) He wants Sade to stop coming onto him quite so strongly as he's a little shy - ahh young love We need Nozza back, the future of this forum is at stake. :| Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:10:34 :o I'm coming on to him ?
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:13:21 Quote from: "Sade" Nozza's great :D He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury. These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' :mrgreen: 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day :o :shock: :mrgreen: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:15:22 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I had images of nozza grooming regs head with a brush like people do to horses.
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Johno on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:09:22 he is certaintly different. funny lad.
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:14:32 Nozzas a nice enough lad and quite intelligent but easily the most annoying person ive ever had on MSN and as such is blocked.
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:20:34 i've added him but he's no talked to me :(
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:26:56 He's pretty fly for a white guy mind you.
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:49:38 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Nozzas a nice enough lad and quite intelligent but easily the most annoying person ive ever had on MSN and as such is blocked. Booo. That's just lies. Don't lie you liar. Nozza's ace and you know it. He's random questions spark random conversations which are ace. He's going to get me to talk to some 14 yr old girl on MSN on his behalf.... he's turning me into a paedo (don't say it!). Sade - I still think that's a little strong, you need to be more subtle for Nozza, he's a timid lad is our Alex.... His granddad grows bloody giant pumpkins, what a legend.... :mrgreen: Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 22:00:50 Well to be honest he might amuse me if im drunk but I only really use MSN at work and he wont shut up talking crap.Hes a pest .
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: PHIL!!!! on Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 22:15:28 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Well to be honest he might amuse me if im drunk but I only really use MSN at work and he wont shut up talking crap.Hes a pest . :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I'm sure he's not that bad Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Spud on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 04:37:46 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Nozzas a nice enough lad and quite intelligent but easily the most annoying person ive ever had on MSN and as such is blocked. :mrgreen: Harsh but fair. Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sussex on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 08:11:10 He gets angry with me on MSN because I'm too slow at typing replies :(
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Johno on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 08:43:11 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
im going to talk to him more. one legend story he did tell me was that as he works in some chemists or something. an old women wanted to buy some condoms for her husband, and kept shouting across the store about which ones her husband wanted :soapy tit wank: or something like that. Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 09:20:21 I still want to adopt him :D
Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Batch on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 09:49:05 Come back Nozza. You remind me of Lord Percy from Blackadder 2.
Title: Nozza Post by: Chris_Maidstone_STFC on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 10:14:15 Come on! He's not that ugly :D (ONLY JOKIN!)
He brightens up our lives! Give him a chance! Don't be harsh. Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: PHIL!!!! on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 12:19:42 I have a new msn addy by the way everyone, so if you like, add me on the newer one:
[email protected] 8) Title: Nozza is so cool... Post by: Sade on Thursday, April 13, 2006, 15:26:26 Nozza always nudges me on msn when I don't reply :D He gets annoyed I think.
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