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Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 18:33:44
Have decided to go back on their decision to remove the subtitle service from their channels.

This was after receiving hundreds of deaf threats.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 18:37:02
Liking it. Its one of those jokes that you don't want to find funny but kind of do.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 18:54:29
What do you do after you butt fuck a dumb girl?

Chop off her fingers so she can't tell anyone  :|


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: walrus on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 19:12:10
Gaahahaha that's brilliant!!   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What's the definition of sick?

Fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 19:12:55
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sade on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 20:33:36
:shock:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 21:21:31
how do circumcise a guy from bristol?

kick his sister in the jaw  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 23:28:47
how do you stop a muslim drowning?

take your foot off his head


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, March 31, 2006, 08:39:53
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:12:52
How to you teach a spastic to swim?

Put a £1 coin in his shirt pocket


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:30:49
Good work, kids... :D


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: FlashGordon on Friday, March 31, 2006, 11:30:34
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 31, 2006, 15:50:50
How can Brizzle boys tell if their sister is on ?











Because their Dads' cock taste's wierd !


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:01:13
What's the worst thing about raping a four year old?





getting the blood out of your clown costume.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:04:17
What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?

There are 20 of them


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:13:40
Thats just wrong.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:14:48
Did you hear the one about the parrot?

No me neither.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:45:45
What does a Welshman call a sheep tied to a lamp post? 








A leisure centre


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sade on Friday, March 31, 2006, 17:49:39
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork







Kermit the frogs finger

 :shock: