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To call your fella a Pussy Pressure Washer  :D

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Liking the avatar by the way....

Totally wrong, think about the poor lads feelings,he is not a lump of meat .

I'd be deeply offended. I'd give her a slap then chuck her back in the kicthen to make me a brew and something to eat :wink:

This would depend a lot on the blokes ability to mimic a pressure washer I suppose?  They could just be a pussy bucket and sponge man, or a pussy chapstick?

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That is fucking harsh, you cunt  :|

Why is it wrong when it is only his meat I am after  :wink:

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all is fair in love and porn

Does this revelation mean its the only washing you recieve down there?

fuck me, it must be like Grimsby docks :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What? lots of fishermen emptying their loads?



Rob exits the room with an axe firmly planted in his spine contemplating whether he should have ever waded into this thread.

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it gets a good hosing at least once a week ha ha

can I call you captain japseye?

Whateve floats your boat Birdy? I'm easy....

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You two have something in common Rob!

there really needs to be a Hand bag emoticon  :wink:

Wrong Answer  :)

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for blackcurrant?

I don't own a hand bag, Pieface.

Hand bags and Man bags are definitely different  :D

yeah, whatever.

I have a man bag. Its called "my pockets" :)

I sometimes give my man bag a little shuffle with my hand....or has the conversation changed.

not your sacks?

 :D  dont we all Rob, dont we all.

Not all men use a glory hole to shoot their load through  :|

It's rude not to.  Man Bags require a lot of love an attention (scrubinr, rubbing)  to maintain them and come in a variety of sizes.  They can have quite a good capacity as well.  I personally wouldn't take mine out in public though, and certainly wouldn try and carry it over my shoulder!

My reply was for Pie, but works equally well for Birdy's post as well I think.

I am more than satisfied mr T

I'm much more indiscrimante than that birdy :D



I think your man bag requires more use if you can sling it over your shoulder! :D

I do find that is a problem with my better half as well, always satisfied.  There should always be a desire for more action in my book!

if you can throw it over your shoulder she is probably sore



I have missed forum filth  :beers:

Mine gets regular emptying I can assure you, things go stale in man bags without being emptied on a daily basis at least.  Instruction of use suggest getting the help of a least one female with this task but does say doing it alone should provide similar results.

I have a friend who calls his belly button the "Bird bath of love"

Thats just sick.  I mean, do they get people to wade in it?

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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats fucking awesome...

What does everyone mean by a man-bag?  If it's what I think it is I won't be bringing my Ted Baker example to any games, but I only realised today when my flatmate pissed himself on seeing my shoulder bag.....   :|

I think shoulder bag sums it up Walrus. It's like the bigger brother of a hand bag.