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http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/lovely.html

 :shock: Theres some fit birdies that support Swindon :shock:

As there are 8 of them on there and our average home crowd is 5,000 I make that a 0.16% chance that I'm a fit young lady :mrgreen:

Laura Cope looks like shes been at the poppers.

How the fuck did Danielle Wilson make it on the list? I think i can honestly say i wouldnt, which is rare. They were obviously just trying to make up the numbers

I wouldnt say shes that bad.  I'd give her one if needs be

It looks like Laura cope has provided a screenshot from her "fuck me bigboy webcast" :D

There isn't much quality control.  It's lovelies as in female as opposed to being page 3 models, although you'd hope only the good looking ones would be up for it and I'd hardly put any of them on the ugly side of the fence.  Give us a nice big budget and I could get them some proper shots done!

A few of them we've managed to add ourselves through coersion (like the last 2 on the list while we were drunk at Yeovil, who are comig with us to City on the minu buses!).  In fact I think 4 of the current crop are coming with new L&P Lovelies Diamonte T-shirts!

Alan H took a load of photos on Saturday at the club, so expect a few more to be added.  I'm saying nothing on the quality side of things!

I really need to be finshing that glory hole sometime soon.............

 :mrgreen:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  video camera's at the ready

My current drought leads me to consider most of them as 'do-able'.

Luscious Lucy!!

do you have any pics of one?

I might want one :oops:

No but they are white Tshirts with red Diamante writing with "Loud & Proud Lovelies" on the front and your name on the back!!!

Myself, Zoe, Suzi and Swindon chick will be sporting them at Ashton Gate!

Mooses the lot of them.

Harsh!  The bottom two are very nice up close and personal and a few of the others that I've met or know.

I'd imagine with some glamming up like they do for magazines they'd look quite nice indeed.

What the hell is diamante??? :shrug:

Isn't it a cheap diamond look alike thingy?

Out of the bunch RobertT, Charlotte easily wins for 'natural beauty'. The only other one I recognise is the bottom one but IMO looks like to much make up/fake tan with dodgy teeth. I'm sure she is a nice person all the same though!

I work with suzie, shes pretty fit, u would

Just reading their favourite moments (I know how ghey) were any of them fans before 2002  :?  :shock:

I know, fuckin glory supporters!

I know one of them (quite well  :wink: ) and she wasn’t even interested before this season - admittedly she still isn’t a big fan, but still.  As you say, glory supporters!!  :soapy tit wank:

Diamond effect on clothes pie.......... Pretty ace idea though as its about time something was organised for the girls.....

Supporters are supporters though, we need as many as we can get.....

I agree, I was being humerous  :wink: as the one I know is my wife.

It wasn't a saracstic comment, but fair play for introducing her to STFC!  :mrgreen:

I think its sexism of the worst order, objectifying birds as only being capable of looking good and having no real role in football other than being decorative.

  Which is of course not true.

Piemonte after losing a few pounds?

I thought he was SSW's right hand man

Didn't he make orange juice?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Ace and some people have been slagging them off.  Which one?  You can't say that and not say which one...

very good :soapy tit wank:

 If L and P Lovelies isn't sexism of the highest ordure, then it should have a slot on Walrus in it.

The girlies love it Reg.

Why else would they go and support a shit lower league football team other than be surrounded by loads of blokes every saturday :wink:

Clue - its not me!!! although we share a strong bond in banquet roll

I'm confused JFW, what's this Banquet Roll thing!

I thought we had so much more than that  :wink:

I just didnt want everyone knowing Zeb  :wink:

Banquet roll is the red and white stuff that we had at Yeovil!!!

If I am correct, the wife will share the same surname as Zeb.....Zeb shares his surname with another member of this forum who posts under their real name....

Have I got it?

:?

Reg and DV stop writing in criptic codes, my drunken brain can't keep up....  Does anyone post with their real names?!   :?

I do  :mrgreen:

Has to be said that Lady looks better than all of them ...

but Suzi is nice :)

Wheah, you old smoothy you, you're making the gel in my hair melt...   :D

wasnt trying to impress Lady Walrus ... just saying it how it is !!

after all i wouldnt stand a chance ...

they're all rank apart from the first one

Ah right, thanks. Lovely it looked too.

I would sincerely like a go on a few of them. Ace.

That about covers it!

Smooth as Egyptian Whisky!!

Who is who then?

I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal.

I'd probably say that number one is the only one I'd consider. I'm goin to go and drink loads and repeat the experiment.

http://www.beatsons.co.uk/product-images/product182.jpg  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Does exactly what it says on the tin!

Ace, can I tell Birdy I'm putting you on my 'allowed' list?

i feel we need an l&p fat blokes section to balance the sexism

I read that as "but accidentally slipped in some Russell."

I need glasses

:D

So would I!

 :shock:  :|

New forum section?

fat & Proud

Might struggle with the bandwidth?

It should include.....

   Match Day Superstitions:  Not changing my pants for the season.
Favourite Player:  Phil King    
Favourite STFC Moment:  The pies at Barnsley
Hobbies:    Shopping and eating pies
Favourite Drink.  Barrell of 3 B's

 That would balance it up.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005MP6A.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Sometimes this forum cries out for sound effects

Sort it, someone.

Strange you should mention Fat and Proud, we've been bugging Stanley and Yeovil to do topless shots for the site!  We agreed to let Stanley cover his nips with our car stikers.

On the who is who, well, I'm Rob Tuck (the one who does post under his real name - a consequence of not knowing anything about forums 3 years ago or so), Zeb is my brother.....

Yep thought so.....

:D  We should have a townend lovelies page I reckon. Walrus can be in it too.

Do these women actually watch the games? Favourite STFC player: Michael Pook, Ashen Holgate etc...

The more port i drink, the better looking they become. Good stuff.

quality I'm about to start on the port aswell. after I've pollished off some white wine.

i use my real name

I only bought my latest bottle coz i needed cashback from the Old Town Co-op (the cashpoint was buggered again). I could have just gone bought some chewing gum or a paper but this was nearer. A nice bottle of Dows Special Reserve. A nice drop...

Old town is ace. co-op is ace. port is ace. can't loose

i'm glad you agree. my housemate frowns upon late night port drinking as if i'm some kind of weirdo. :|

Oh my god..Danielle Wilson


She is my next door neighbours grandaughter.


i thought she was about 10

 :mrgreen:

I think the last one might have been in the spot tonight getting excited because rory fallon had scored. well it was a blonde bird anyway.

I wonder if they look any better after a smoke? I shall hinvestigate.

How was your experiment FB?

Im beered up and they dont.............. :beers:

Were you sober when you first looked though  :wink:

after drinking I'd probably do one three four and seven. I think

I'd make it 6 out of 8 in my haze.

I guess that's everybody apart from two and five?

 :grin:

i'm always right

Port and cheese is good. Although I heard cheese gives you nightmares.

That'll be the Cheese, just drink extra Port to compensate for no cheese if you want to avoid nightmares.

I don't like cheese, apart from brie.

not even jarlesburg  or edam? booo

Nope. I like Hobnobs though. The milk chocolate ones are picking me up as i type.

Holy shit, what have you been smoking, hob nobs picking you up, I don't remember them have any hands?

the way dave is feeling they will probably pick him up and arse bum him

can you hand bum someone? or arm bum them?

There is a way to do everything bennett

eurgh

poor sussex

He loves it

does he say it through tears?

and pain

Wouldn't recomend clicking if you are at work.

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There's some more lovelies on there now. Tell you what that Kimberly Arthur really gives me the horn.

You sure have a fine taste in women BWB.

Damn right mate. She's a stunner for sure.

Suzi Dean and Zoe Coleman get my vote, the rest no.

Zoe works in the club shop sometimes...

Ive had a liason with one of those lovelys :D

was it dangerous?

It was pleasent enough.

Only 'cos you get him battered first!     :D

Wasn't me he was winking at love  :wink:

that page started off as a borderline acceptable only after 8 pints type effort but now it has moved to the surreal. the guys on there now look more like les dennis than a cheese, ham and pickle sandwich. is that the best swindon has to offer? jeez louise man

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

don't you find they burn your eyes as well?

On a different tact I think I could probably only hold a conversation with about three of them, and maybe the chess playing kick-boxers, as long as they had rum in their diet-cokes.  Actually I couldn't talk to anyone whose favourite drink is diet coke, so forget that.

Four of them work in the Winners.