Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:44:09 http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/lovely.html
:shock: Theres some fit birdies that support Swindon :shock: As there are 8 of them on there and our average home crowd is 5,000 I make that a 0.16% chance that I'm a fit young lady :mrgreen: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:46:08 Laura Cope looks like shes been at the poppers.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: danny121 on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:58:03 How the fuck did Danielle Wilson make it on the list? I think i can honestly say i wouldnt, which is rare. They were obviously just trying to make up the numbers
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:01:37 I wouldnt say shes that bad. I'd give her one if needs be
It looks like Laura cope has provided a screenshot from her "fuck me bigboy webcast" :D Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:03:47 There isn't much quality control. It's lovelies as in female as opposed to being page 3 models, although you'd hope only the good looking ones would be up for it and I'd hardly put any of them on the ugly side of the fence. Give us a nice big budget and I could get them some proper shots done!
A few of them we've managed to add ourselves through coersion (like the last 2 on the list while we were drunk at Yeovil, who are comig with us to City on the minu buses!). In fact I think 4 of the current crop are coming with new L&P Lovelies Diamonte T-shirts! Alan H took a load of photos on Saturday at the club, so expect a few more to be added. I'm saying nothing on the quality side of things! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:10:52 I really need to be finshing that glory hole sometime soon.............
:mrgreen: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:12:34 Quote from: "Piemonte" I really need to be finshing that glory hole sometime soon............. :mrgreen: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: video camera's at the ready Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:14:02 My current drought leads me to consider most of them as 'do-able'.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: adje on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:37:23 Luscious Lucy!!
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:18:54 Quote from: "RobertT" In fact I think 4 of the current crop are coming with new L&P Lovelies Diamonte T-shirts! quote] If anyone else (ladies that is!!) are intrested in a L&P lovelies T shirt then please let me know!! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:42:42 do you have any pics of one?
I might want one :oops: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:50:15 No but they are white Tshirts with red Diamante writing with "Loud & Proud Lovelies" on the front and your name on the back!!!
Myself, Zoe, Suzi and Swindon chick will be sporting them at Ashton Gate! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: The Grim Reaper on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:50:24 Mooses the lot of them.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:55:34 Harsh! The bottom two are very nice up close and personal and a few of the others that I've met or know.
I'd imagine with some glamming up like they do for magazines they'd look quite nice indeed. Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:55:41 What the hell is diamante??? :shrug:
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:58:43 Isn't it a cheap diamond look alike thingy?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: The Grim Reaper on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:00:59 Out of the bunch RobertT, Charlotte easily wins for 'natural beauty'. The only other one I recognise is the bottom one but IMO looks like to much make up/fake tan with dodgy teeth. I'm sure she is a nice person all the same though!
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: danny121 on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:14:10 I work with suzie, shes pretty fit, u would
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: DV on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:14:18 Just reading their favourite moments (I know how ghey) were any of them fans before 2002 :? :shock:
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: danny121 on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:15:12 I know, fuckin glory supporters!
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: ZebedeeSTFC on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:20:23 I know one of them (quite well :wink: ) and she wasn’t even interested before this season - admittedly she still isn’t a big fan, but still. As you say, glory supporters!! :soapy tit wank:
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Luci on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:20:24 Quote from: "Piemonte" What the hell is diamante??? :shrug: Diamond effect on clothes pie.......... Pretty ace idea though as its about time something was organised for the girls..... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Luci on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:21:01 Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I know one of them (quite well :wink: ) and she wasn’t even interested before this season - admittedly she still isn’t a big fan, but still. As you say, glory supporters!! :soapy tit wank: Supporters are supporters though, we need as many as we can get..... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: ZebedeeSTFC on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:22:49 I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Luci on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:26:29 Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. It wasn't a saracstic comment, but fair play for introducing her to STFC! :mrgreen: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:28:10 I think its sexism of the worst order, objectifying birds as only being capable of looking good and having no real role in football other than being decorative.
Which is of course not true. Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:35:16 Quote from: "Piemonte" What the hell is diamante??? :shrug: Piemonte after losing a few pounds? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:44:40 I thought he was SSW's right hand man
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:45:20 Didn't he make orange juice?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:58:19 Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace and some people have been slagging them off. Which one? You can't say that and not say which one... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:06:03 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Piemonte" What the hell is diamante??? :shrug: Piemonte after losing a few pounds? very good :soapy tit wank: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:07:07 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace and some people have been slagging them off. Which one? You can't say that and not say which one... If L and P Lovelies isn't sexism of the highest ordure, then it should have a slot on Walrus in it. Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:12:35 The girlies love it Reg.
Why else would they go and support a shit lower league football team other than be surrounded by loads of blokes every saturday :wink: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:27:33 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace and some people have been slagging them off. Which one? You can't say that and not say which one... Clue - its not me!!! although we share a strong bond in banquet roll Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:29:43 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace and some people have been slagging them off. Which one? You can't say that and not say which one... Clue - its not me!!! although we share a strong bond in banquet roll I'm confused JFW, what's this Banquet Roll thing! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: ZebedeeSTFC on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:30:04 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" I agree, I was being humerous :wink: as the one I know is my wife. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace and some people have been slagging them off. Which one? You can't say that and not say which one... Clue - its not me!!! although we share a strong bond in banquet roll I thought we had so much more than that :wink: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:47:00 I just didnt want everyone knowing Zeb :wink:
Banquet roll is the red and white stuff that we had at Yeovil!!! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: DV on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:55:24 If I am correct, the wife will share the same surname as Zeb.....Zeb shares his surname with another member of this forum who posts under their real name....
Have I got it? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:08:21 :?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:14:00 Reg and DV stop writing in criptic codes, my drunken brain can't keep up.... Does anyone post with their real names?! :?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:14:38 Quote from: "Walrus" Reg and DV stop writing in criptic codes, my drunken brain can't keep up.... Does anyone post with their real names?! :? I do :mrgreen: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:21:46 Has to be said that Lady looks better than all of them ...
but Suzi is nice :) Title: L&P lovelies Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:24:51 Quote from: "fatbury" Has to be said that Lady looks better than all of them ... but Suzi is nice :) Wheah, you old smoothy you, you're making the gel in my hair melt... :D Title: L&P lovelies Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:28:34 wasnt trying to impress Lady Walrus ... just saying it how it is !!
after all i wouldnt stand a chance ... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:31:57 they're all rank apart from the first one
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:32:20 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Banquet roll is the red and white stuff that we had at Yeovil!!! Ah right, thanks. Lovely it looked too. Title: L&P lovelies Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:33:55 I would sincerely like a go on a few of them. Ace.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: ZebedeeSTFC on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:39:15 Quote from: "DV85" If I am correct, the wife will share the same surname as Zeb.....Zeb shares his surname with another member of this forum who posts under their real name.... Have I got it? That about covers it! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:40:11 Quote from: "fatbury" Has to be said that Lady looks better than all of them ... but Suzi is nice :) Smooth as Egyptian Whisky!! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:57:07 Who is who then?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:58:29 I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:00:13 I'd probably say that number one is the only one I'd consider. I'm goin to go and drink loads and repeat the experiment.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:00:17 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal. http://www.beatsons.co.uk/product-images/product182.jpg :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Does exactly what it says on the tin! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:03:40 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal. Ace, can I tell Birdy I'm putting you on my 'allowed' list? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:05:56 i feel we need an l&p fat blokes section to balance the sexism
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:07:07 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal. Ace, can I tell Birdy I'm putting you on my 'allowed' list? I read that as "but accidentally slipped in some Russell." I need glasses Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:11:23 :D
So would I! Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:11:56 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I'm the lass at the bottom. Had my roots done especially, but accidentally slipped in some Ronseal. Ace, can I tell Birdy I'm putting you on my 'allowed' list? :shock: :| Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:13:46 Quote from: "sonicyouth" i feel we need an l&p fat blokes section to balance the sexism New forum section? fat & Proud Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:17:36 Quote from: "dazzza" Quote from: "sonicyouth" i feel we need an l&p fat blokes section to balance the sexism New forum section? fat & Proud Might struggle with the bandwidth? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:18:43 It should include.....
Match Day Superstitions: Not changing my pants for the season. Favourite Player: Phil King Favourite STFC Moment: The pies at Barnsley Hobbies: Shopping and eating pies Favourite Drink. Barrell of 3 B's That would balance it up. Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:19:50 http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005MP6A.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Sometimes this forum cries out for sound effects Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:22:36 Sort it, someone.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:33:44 Strange you should mention Fat and Proud, we've been bugging Stanley and Yeovil to do topless shots for the site! We agreed to let Stanley cover his nips with our car stikers.
On the who is who, well, I'm Rob Tuck (the one who does post under his real name - a consequence of not knowing anything about forums 3 years ago or so), Zeb is my brother..... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: DV on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 20:17:28 Quote from: "ZebedeeSTFC" Quote from: "DV85" If I am correct, the wife will share the same surname as Zeb.....Zeb shares his surname with another member of this forum who posts under their real name.... Have I got it? That about covers it! Yep thought so..... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 21:09:30 :D We should have a townend lovelies page I reckon. Walrus can be in it too.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: The Grim Reaper on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 21:59:10 Do these women actually watch the games? Favourite STFC player: Michael Pook, Ashen Holgate etc...
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 22:38:03 The more port i drink, the better looking they become. Good stuff.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 22:57:03 quality I'm about to start on the port aswell. after I've pollished off some white wine.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 22:58:00 i use my real name
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:19:01 Quote from: "flammableBen" quality I'm about to start on the port aswell. after I've pollished off some white wine. I only bought my latest bottle coz i needed cashback from the Old Town Co-op (the cashpoint was buggered again). I could have just gone bought some chewing gum or a paper but this was nearer. A nice bottle of Dows Special Reserve. A nice drop... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:26:10 Old town is ace. co-op is ace. port is ace. can't loose
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:27:45 i'm glad you agree. my housemate frowns upon late night port drinking as if i'm some kind of weirdo. :|
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Compo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:28:05 Oh my god..Danielle Wilson
She is my next door neighbours grandaughter. i thought she was about 10 :mrgreen: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:30:57 I think the last one might have been in the spot tonight getting excited because rory fallon had scored. well it was a blonde bird anyway.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:55:26 I wonder if they look any better after a smoke? I shall hinvestigate.
How was your experiment FB? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Compo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:56:24 Im beered up and they dont.............. :beers:
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:58:04 Quote from: "Compo" Im beered up and they dont.............. :beers: Were you sober when you first looked though :wink: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:15:09 after drinking I'd probably do one three four and seven. I think
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:19:42 I'd make it 6 out of 8 in my haze.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:27:18 I guess that's everybody apart from two and five?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:37:19 Quote from: "flammableBen" I guess that's everybody apart from two and five? :grin: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RappersDelight on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 18:28:26 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" i'm glad you agree. my housemate frowns upon late night port drinking as if i'm some kind of weirdo. :| i'm always right Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 31, 2006, 00:01:19 Port and cheese is good. Although I heard cheese gives you nightmares.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:01:39 That'll be the Cheese, just drink extra Port to compensate for no cheese if you want to avoid nightmares.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:12:40 I don't like cheese, apart from brie.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:41:47 not even jarlesburg or edam? booo
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:43:57 Nope. I like Hobnobs though. The milk chocolate ones are picking me up as i type.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: RobertT on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:50:18 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Nope. I like Hobnobs though. The milk chocolate ones are picking me up as i type. Holy shit, what have you been smoking, hob nobs picking you up, I don't remember them have any hands? Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:19:56 the way dave is feeling they will probably pick him up and arse bum him
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Bennett on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:33:51 can you hand bum someone? or arm bum them?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:35:31 There is a way to do everything bennett
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Bennett on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:37:11 eurgh
poor sussex Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:38:19 He loves it
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Bennett on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:41:43 does he say it through tears?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:45:39 and pain
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: flammableBen on Friday, March 31, 2006, 11:38:16 Quote from: "bennett" can you hand bum someone? or arm bum them? Wouldn't recomend clicking if you are at work. http://media.fistinglessons.com/galleries/402/image010.jpg Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 16:16:34 There's some more lovelies on there now. Tell you what that Kimberly Arthur really gives me the horn.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Cookie on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 16:24:14 You sure have a fine taste in women BWB.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 16:25:24 Damn right mate. She's a stunner for sure.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 16:37:49 Suzi Dean and Zoe Coleman get my vote, the rest no.
Zoe works in the club shop sometimes... Title: L&P lovelies Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 17:11:54 Ive had a liason with one of those lovelys :D
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 17:20:55 was it dangerous?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 17:26:54 It was pleasent enough.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: walrus on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 20:08:30 Quote from: "STFCBird" He loves it Only 'cos you get him battered first! :D Title: L&P lovelies Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:00:48 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "STFCBird" He loves it Only 'cos you get him battered first! :D Wasn't me he was winking at love :wink: Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Boeta on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 22:35:08 that page started off as a borderline acceptable only after 8 pints type effort but now it has moved to the surreal. the guys on there now look more like les dennis than a cheese, ham and pickle sandwich. is that the best swindon has to offer? jeez louise man
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Arriba on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 22:42:22 Quote from: "Boeta" that page started off as a borderline acceptable only after 8 pints type effort but now it has moved to the surreal. the guys on there now look more like les dennis than a cheese, ham and pickle sandwich. is that the best swindon has to offer? jeez louise man :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Boeta on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:26:56 don't you find they burn your eyes as well?
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Amir on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:36:37 On a different tact I think I could probably only hold a conversation with about three of them, and maybe the chess playing kick-boxers, as long as they had rum in their diet-cokes. Actually I couldn't talk to anyone whose favourite drink is diet coke, so forget that.
Title: L&P lovelies Post by: Ralphy on Monday, April 17, 2006, 07:33:14 Four of them work in the Winners.
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