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Title: the big wednesday Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, March 22, 2006, 23:23:06 wahey! who's on? i went down the pub at 5 and am now very drunk. i've been on medium sweet cider and (draught!) budvar, lovely stuff.
i'm going to smoke some. are there hoes about at this time? i fancy a lay Title: the big wednesday Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 01:14:58 i went to mikes. beat him twice at pes did my best parking ever
Title: the big wednesday Post by: walrus on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:28:44 Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. Title: the big wednesday Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:30:59 Quote from: "Walrus" Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play... I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: the big wednesday Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:34:01 Quote from: "Walrus" Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play... I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! Title: the big wednesday Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:46:02 He sounds like me... without the encounters with women...
Title: the big wednesday Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 22:36:18 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" He sounds like me... without the encounters with women... If you had the Man Bag with you i bet your chances would improve, chicks love the Man Bag. Title: the big wednesday Post by: Boeta on Thursday, March 23, 2006, 23:58:36 thank fuck OF went to mike's. the big wednesday that ends up on the internet at twenty past 11 doesn't really live up to the billing does it
Title: the big wednesday Post by: walrus on Friday, March 24, 2006, 00:02:11 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Walrus" Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play... I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| Title: the big wednesday Post by: Spud on Friday, March 24, 2006, 00:34:11 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Walrus" Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play... I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: why?. Title: the big wednesday Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, March 24, 2006, 02:13:32 Quote from: "Boeta" thank fuck OF went to mike's. the big wednesday that ends up on the internet at twenty past 11 doesn't really live up to the billing does it :DTitle: the big wednesday Post by: walrus on Friday, March 24, 2006, 14:10:14 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Walrus" Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play... I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| The slits because of chav night, the pubes because I was having fun with my mate's clippers! :mrgreen: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: why?. Title: the big wednesday Post by: reeves4england on Friday, March 24, 2006, 16:28:18 Walrus, what is wrong with you?!
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