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Are sitting in the pub talking about their kids. The Englishman stands up and proudly states, 'My boy was born on England's proudest day so there was only one name for him, George'

The Scotsman is next and confirms that as his son was born on Scotland's national day so they called him Andrew. The welshman not to be outdone says that his son was proudly born on Wales's national day so was named David.

The Irishman stands up and says 'This is uncanny lads, same as how we named our boy, pancake'!

Didn't this joke get posted recently?

Its a bit like one of my favourites....

Englishman, Irishman and a scottishman are fighting in the war and are being chased by the enemy. The englishman shouts and points to an empty barn' quick lads run and hide in there'. All three of them run to the barn and each one hides in a sack that they found in the barn. The enemy comes along and searches the barn. They come across the sack with the englishman in, One of them steps forward and prods it with his Gun and hears 'Woof woof', they think its just a dog and carry on searching. Next they come across the sack with the scottishman in, another man kicks it and hears 'meeeaaaaowww', they think its just a cat and continue to search. Lastly before leaving they see another sack, one of the men again steps forward and kicks the sack with the Irish man in and they are startled to hear......'POTATOES!!!'.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Makes me laugh everytime.

If i was being picky, how could they confuse a man with a cat? Or a dog?

And "the enemy"? Germans

 :wink:

Oh piss off village haha  :D  I forgot how I was told it.

And how could they confuse a man with a dog? Easy  :P

:roll:  :grin:

Sade that was a bad effort at telling a good joke

:x  I thought I did ok. I wasnt the one who made it up anyway.

Of course you didn't make it up  :soapy tit wank:

seeing as we're doing racist jokes, can I chip in with a few about the fuzzy wuzzies and dune coons?????

Why Not ?

Im sure Sade's joke was meant to be based on blondes not the Irish?
You have ruined it Sade. Get your coat  :twisted:

No, it's definitely the Irish. I believe your coat is waitng in the taxi that just arrived...

Apologies if it was, got told it over the weekend and amused me.  :oops:

ooooh Ta!

Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!

What happened to the coon who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for £500!

What do you call a coon with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick

What do you call an Arab with his hand up a camels ass?
A mechanic

A blick runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!" The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The coon slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running."

Did you hear about the coon who died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window going 100mph and his lips beat him to death!

A little gollywog was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mum what he'd said.
He goes into the living room and says, "Look mum! I'm a white boy now!" His mum whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her.
He walks outside and says, "Look daddy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned.
He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!"

I could go on but I'm going to cook something to eat

hahaha ace

Your housemate doesn't read this forum does he Ben?! :?

Sometimes when I make him. I'm gonna tell him most of them anyway. he loves it.

get him to tell you some "Honkey" jokes