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Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 6, 2006, 19:15:44 Read the other one (http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10313) first (couple of posts down). I actually forgotten I'd written it till a few mins a go. Alcohol ain't good. Sorry about spellings.
Dear Diary, That Horse-coffee-gin is a killer. Willie came back and we ended up drinking it together until the early hours. He can be an ace laugh when he's not acting crazy. Come down after saturday was horrible. Dunno what Willie has been feeding his hourses but it can't be legal. Think I better get the stuff tested before we go for all out production for sale in the winners bar. Better not give it to any of the players either, if Ifil get's tested we're fucked anyway let alone the rest of them. Spent 3 hours of sunday morning looking for Jenkins. What a waste of time, turned out he'd been sleeping at the training ground. It's not like one of our players to show some initiative, maybe he should get a bonus. Some new investor's are interested in putting some money into the club, I sort of hope they don't want to go for a full takeover, however much I complain I quite like the current crowd. Certainly makes the days interesting! Think me an Willie really connected the other night, maybe I should invite him around for dinner one day. Got a meeting with the council this week. Not something I'm looking forward to. Think it's our turn to brink the refreshments. Maybe Willie's coffee will make proceedings more interesting! Gotta sign off diary, just got word from the Savoy bouncers that they just turned away Roberts. Better go do some damage limitation. bye. Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: STFC Village on Monday, March 6, 2006, 20:52:32 :grin: Top stuff Ben! I hope the real Mark D reads these
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 6, 2006, 21:44:08 I'd like him to aswell. that would be mega-ace. I bet the real going ons at the country ground are ten times as crazy.
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: reeves4england on Monday, March 6, 2006, 22:21:14 I'm liking it Ben!!!
Very funny and so believeable! Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 04:18:50 Quality stuff. Seems a bit under appreciated in the management section. I tend to mainly read general discussion most of the time, unless there's nothing interesting in there so maybe it's slipped under the radar somehow if other people do that.
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Turbo on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 12:25:00 :D
Thats ace Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 13:48:41 classic stuff ben :mrgreen:
MORE!!!!!!!!1 Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Mark D on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:20:20 Good read Ben. Is it copyrighted or can I send it to Jon Ritson to see if he'll print it? Don't hold out much hope but would be a good for a giggle. Do you mind if I print a copy for Willie?, should make him laugh.
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: yeo on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:39:29 :D
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:40:56 Ace :D
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:28:26 Quote from: "Mark D" Good read Ben. Is it copyrighted or can I send it to Jon Ritson to see if he'll print it? Don't hold out much hope but would be a good for a giggle. Do you mind if I print a copy for Willie?, should make him laugh. Fucking ace. I'd obviously like some credit, but apart from that do what you want with it. I'm just happy you find it funny and not offensive. Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:46:55 quality flammableBen,
look forward to future instalments Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 13, 2006, 22:52:46 I have a hunch FB get's his inspiration from alcohol, but if that's the case then keep it up son. First the forum cartoon strip and now this. It passes the time ever so nicely 8)
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: pauld on Monday, March 13, 2006, 23:37:04 Quote from: "simon pieman" I have a hunch FB get's his inspiration from alcohol, but if that's the case then keep it up son. First the forum cartoon strip and now this. It passes the time ever so nicely 8) I reckon we should sponsor his beer! Or get the Adver to sponsor keeping him in a permanent semi-drunken haze as his royalties if they use it. Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 13, 2006, 23:46:00 If he's this funny on beer, wait til he gets the crack I've sent him :wink:
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 13, 2006, 23:47:21 I don't smoke the reeeeefffffffeeerrrrrr
Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 7, 2008, 03:00:08 Quote from: "pauld" Quote from: "simon pieman" I have a hunch FB get's his inspiration from alcohol, but if that's the case then keep it up son. First the forum cartoon strip and now this. It passes the time ever so nicely 8) I reckon we should sponsor his beer! Or get the Adver to sponsor keeping him in a permanent semi-drunken haze as his royalties if they use it. I don't suppose I can hold any of you to this crazy beer sponsor idea? Title: Devlin's Diary - Mon 6th March Post by: axs on Thursday, February 7, 2008, 07:35:27 You need to up your production of bollocks - the ratio's slipping. Then we'll talk beer.
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