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Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 01:29:33 http://www.voanews.com/english/2006-02-28-voa57.cfm
I say yes. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 01:31:23 Yes. If they wash by licking themselves, then what cleans their mouth?
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 03:57:59 Quote from: "simon pieman" Yes. If they wash by licking themselves, then what cleans their mouth? their antiseptic tongue.cats are great. there's a little chap up the road i want to take hostage. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Cookie on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:48:49 Cats should be banned, little fuckers pissing and shitting everywhere exept where they live, killing lovely garden birds (gay), licking themselves in public and prancing around showing their arseholes.
There should be a law where you can shoot any trespassing cats. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Asher on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:57:57 Get fucked, My cat Mr Bojangles (bo bo to friends) is an absolute legend! He runs the street and is scatty as hell, jumps off my roof and generally causes havoc. He's also tried various drugs which has mnade him unable to sleep, honestly he never sleeps just races around the pad
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 08:59:47 I hate cats. A lot.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Asher on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:01:55 I hate you for impersonating a police officer on email.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:04:46 Shoot all cats ,they shit in my garden ,piss up the wheels of my car and then look at me with a smug grin.Skin the fuckers and make Davey Crocket hats out of them
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:09:10 shoot all cunts that want to shoot cats :D
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:10:31 Quote from: "Asher" I hate you for impersonating a police officer on email. :D Your paranoia got the better of you, Ashley... a guilty conscience perhaps? :wink: Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:18:10 Cats are Rubbish ...Fact !
1)They cant fetch sticks 2)They are crap at swimming 3)They cant bark at burglars 4)They dig their claws into your bollocks when they sit on your lap 5)They are rubbish at Crufts and never win owt 6)They cant round up sheep 7)They are generally crap Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Asher on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:26:46 Quote from: "Foggy" Cats are Rubbish ...Fact ! 1)They cant fetch sticks 2)They are crap at swimming 3)They cant bark at burglars 4)They dig their claws into your bollocks when they sit on your lap 5)They are rubbish at Crufts and never win owt 6)They cant round up sheep 7)They are generally crap Bo Bo could do any of the above except 4 he gets a slap, 3 he just shouts in a talking voice to me and wakes me up so I can shoot the daft twat who tries to burgle my house. Cats are ace Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:29:52 Your cat talks?! And you said you were drug-free... :wink:
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:37:26 Can Bo Bo round up sheep when swimming towards the stick that you have sent him to retrieve ?
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:42:10 I hate cats.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:46:05 :thumbs:
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Asher on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 09:48:26 Yeah he can, actually I thought was tobacco I smoked! If I could work out how to upload pics on here Id take some, hes nutty!
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 10:05:51 Quote from: "Sussex Red" I hate cats. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/Spike.jpg Liar Quote from: "Sussex Red" Spike says, when are you coming to visit? :wink: Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Asher on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 10:42:48 Its as hairy as his other newly found pussy!
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 10:45:52 Quote from: "Asher" Its as hairy as his other newly found pussy! *can't comment, for fear of a big slap* Me and my housemate are looking after him for a mate, doesn't mean I have to like the little fucker though. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 10:46:30 I use hair removal cream you bastards :D
and you do like him coz you let him sleep on your bed and shit in your wardrobe :wink: Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: red macca on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 11:26:46 ban all cuntin cats they are fuckin horrible bastards....in tenerife they are vicious and deserve to be fuckin homeless
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 11:28:05 ban cuntin you :D
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFC_Chris on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 11:29:44 Quote from: "Cookie" Cats should be banned, little fuckers pissing and shitting everywhere exept where they live, killing lovely garden birds (gay), licking themselves in public and prancing around showing their arseholes. There should be a law where you can shoot any trespassing cats. Forget laws, I shoot them anyway. With a water pistol Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 11:51:23 Don't cats die if you feed them asprin? I'm sure animal hospital taught me something useful like that.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 12:34:26 I propose a hunting ban for cats on all birds. They shouldn't be allowed to kill for fun anyway, it's morally wrong :wink:
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 12:52:28 I uses to love finding headless birds in my kitchen :D
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:01:45 Quote from: "STFCBird" I uses to love finding headless birds in my kitchen :D that makes me a saaaaaad panda :o Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:04:51 I love cats but I love rabbits more.
Saying that, yesterday I was walking down the hill from my house and a cat ran out in front of me and started rolling around on its back like it wanted me to tickle its belly. So I kneeled down and did and then it ran away. bit pointless. But they are cute. Shooting cats is a crime. Don't do it or I'll report you :D Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:18:06 Quote from: "Sade" I love cats but I love rabbits more. Saying that, yesterday I was walking down the hill from my house and a cat ran out in front of me and started rolling around on its back like it wanted me to tickle its belly. So I kneeled down and did and then it ran away. bit pointless. But they are cute. Shooting cats is a crime. Don't do it or I'll report you :D It probably had an itchy back because of fleas. You probably have them now as well. Probably had bird flu too so it went a bit mental :o Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:19:12 Pretty conslusive stuff.
(Except for Mr BoBo :D ) all Cats must DIE! How shall we kill them? Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: pauld on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:19:57 I thought you were talking about the musical - I'd ban that.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: red macca on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:22:30 Quote from: "STFCBird" I uses to love finding headless birds in my kitchen :D and you want to ban me bird :shock: thats just wrongTitle: Should Cats be banned Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:25:39 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Pretty conslusive stuff. (Except for Mr BoBo :D ) all Cats must DIE! How shall we kill them? http://www.arcadetown.com/catapult/playgame.asp This seems to be an effective and entertaining method. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:37:27 Quote from: "Sade" I love cats but I love rampant rabbits more. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 13:44:32 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" I uses to love finding headless birds in my kitchen :D and you want to ban me bird :shock: thats just wrongwhatcha gonna do about it aye?? :wink: Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 14:05:59 Quote from: "Foggy" Quote from: "Sade" I love cats but I love rampant rabbits more. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Shadap! And you can shadap and all pie face, saying I have flee's. Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: red macca on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 14:10:22 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" I uses to love finding headless birds in my kitchen :D and you want to ban me bird :shock: thats just wrongwhatcha gonna do about it aye?? :wink: Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 19:12:25 I am not a fan of any animals really, apart from the ones that are tasty on a plate!!
However I truly despise cats, pointless pathetic creatures! Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 19:53:34 I hate Cats, my gf wants a few when we get a house, ive already told her im buying a viscious dog to eat them.
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:00:03 im allergic to em .. so yep now they have bird/cat flu they shud be banned and shot !
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:17:20 Quote from: "fatbury" im allergic to em I'm going to bring a cat to the next away game then...Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:00:31 was that u sittin behind me at the game by the way?
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:04:12 Quote from: "fatbury" was that u sittin behind me at the game by the way? Yes. You seemed very nervous :grin:Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:07:37 ha ha ... i went with Elaine by the way ... did u see me celebrate our goal then :dance:
Title: Should Cats be banned Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:11:33 I didn't notice really. I think i turned around and tried to start a chant of "We're gonna win 7-6"
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