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Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: DV on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:39:18
...so completely shocked, you we're totally lost for words


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:40:39
Why ....................... whats happened DV ?


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Tails on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:43:25
The other day actually.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:43:56
Has a bird agreed to go on a date with you? Just guessing like... :D


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: DV on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:45:44
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Has a bird agreed to go on a date with you? Just guessing like... :D


That would very much shock me.....but sadly this isnt the case right now....


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:47:09
Only when I had been told that my Granddad had died of a Heart attack, that was probably the only time.

We were 1-0 up at Bradford at the time, I think Mark Walters had scored. I think we got beat 2-1.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:47:12
Are you going to tell us then?

I can't post mine as Birdy would read it in the morning.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:47:44
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Are you going to tell us then?

I can't post mine as Birdy would read it in the morning.


Was yours when you were told you had HIV?


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Johno on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:48:35
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:50:05
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Are you going to tell us then?

I can't post mine as Birdy would read it in the morning.


Was yours when you were told you had HIV?


I've honestly never had any kind of STD, cunt :D


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:53:01
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Are you going to tell us then?

I can't post mine as Birdy would read it in the morning.


Was yours when you were told you had HIV?


I've honestly never had any kind of STD, cunt :D


He he! Glad to hear it! Me neither!

Actually now you mention that, I shagged this rough bird ages ago and she wanted to see me again. I refused! A few days later she told me her period was late, I remember time standing still for a bit thinking 'shite, I am going to have a kid!'. About a week later she told me she had her period and I haven't heard from her since.

Sweat? I nearly shit me pants! :x


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 20:58:21
Shit, that must have seemed like the longest week ever!

DV - Spill please, we're waiting...


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 23, 2006, 21:01:57
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Shit, that must have seemed like the longest week ever!

DV - Spill please, we're waiting...


You are telling me!  :evil:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 08:01:00
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Are you going to tell us then?

I can't post mine as Birdy would read it in the morning.


I want to fucking know now!!

Mine was trying to phone the amulance when my horse got run over.  I couldn't talk I didn't even know where the fuck I was  :|


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 08:48:13
Should of just started up the BBQ and chucked it on!

Bet you she replies CUNT


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 08:50:39
Asher, you have started bullying me of late.  That is not very nice.  I don't use such words.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 08:54:07
The word bullying is used far to much these days.  In my day (reg style) I used to get my head flushed down the loo by the biggest kid in school (Big black dude called varian) I didnt even call that bullying, now days say 'oh you bitch' in a joke way and your classed as a bully by a gang of pompus twats wearing light blue wristbands!

England has gone PC mad!


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 08:57:12
cunt  :wink:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:03:06
Bully


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:04:52
bum bomber  :D


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:24:42
Fanny Flapper


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:26:25
matress muncher,

leave me alone you big meany  :wink:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sussex on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:29:15
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I want to fucking know now!!


I'll email it..  :D


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:29:22
I like to bite the pillow not the mattress, ask sussex!


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:33:34
:shock:  now I do feel very sick


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: sizzler13 on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:37:24
Last time i was lost for words....?
... When i heard 'Asher' wasn't coming on our bus to Nottingham..

.. HOW RUDE!!!


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:40:28
I never said I was, always said I was driving.  Not my fault you booked a 17 seater when you only have 9 confirmed!   :D


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:42:04
Last time I was lost was when sizzler stuck my phone up his arse and shaved his pubes on a stag do two years ago, actually and a toothbrush went up.  Now thats gay

and a very costly holiday for me!


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: sizzler13 on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:44:39
Didn't want you on it anyway...

 :fu:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: sizzler13 on Friday, February 24, 2006, 09:45:54
Then you started using the toothbrush in the morning...

You loved it!!!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Asher on Friday, February 24, 2006, 10:04:54
yeah brilliant your ginger pubes in my mouth lush! You wankers could of told me what you had done


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sade on Friday, February 24, 2006, 13:52:22
The last time I was really shocked was when I found out my mates dad had cancer, then I was in even more shock when I found out a few days later he had actually passed away.
:(


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, February 24, 2006, 14:11:01
sorry to hear that Sade  :(


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Sade on Friday, February 24, 2006, 18:07:28
:(  I know. Life can be a bum sometimes.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, February 24, 2006, 18:08:19
Can't remember properly; but I think it was about 8 years ago at work when the boss came to tell us that one of the girls I work with had gone home because her hubby had comitted suicide; they were both in their late 20's.


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Spud on Friday, February 24, 2006, 18:56:56
.....was when a kid i knew at School(i didnt like the cunt anyway :evil: ) got convicted of Rape, he picked up prostitutes then took them to Coate Water where he beat them up and raped them!  :shock:


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, February 25, 2006, 14:12:11
the last time for me was last saturday when we got truly trounced by a shit team at home


Title: when was the last time you were
Post by: Spud on Saturday, February 25, 2006, 14:35:33
Quote from: "Rich"
the last time for me was last saturday when we got truly trounced by a shit team at home


 :mrgreen:


Title: Re: when was the last time you were
Post by: Whits on Sunday, February 26, 2006, 01:44:17
Quote from: "DV85"
...so completely shocked, you we're totally lost for words


forest away when i had to meet a forest fan after the game  :|