Nice post Bamboon and it probably is Anyhoo as I've never seen it written but either way it sounds shite. As for Malls you're right they should just call it shops!
I'm more of a buffoon really. Tbh, I've been all over this forum this afternoon/evening like a cheap suit but that's how it is sometimes.
Talking of buffoon. I only recently realised that buffoonism is a thing. I mean, it seems obvious that it should be, since buffoonery and buffoonish do exist but I always thought buffoonism was one of those made up "-ism" types. Would that legally make me a buffoonist (I'm leaving myself open here, for someone to say 'no, it makes you a cunt') or is that a made up term? Certainly not a bassoonist. Very talented, they are.