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How are our resident smokers getting on with kicking the habit?

I have given up giving up for the minute cos i'm enjoying it too much  :D

You still smoking Sonic and Yeovil?

I gave up for two years, then started again three years ago.

I've got more important things to sort out before smoking.

I bought 400 back from Ibiza and they've gone !!

you lost em? that's careless.

this does solve the riddle of where all my post goes though

I got 200 from spain last week I have 40 left  :|

In the river thames mate.

smokings for idiots.














former smokers  rant!

who gives a fuck

Smoking is cool and looks hard.

you hard????  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :wink:

I am hard! I have a skin head and am getting a tattoo  :wink:

I have heard it all now

and women who smoke uuuurrrggghhhhh

do I care what you think? really??????

no and ditto

yes

If i cared what people think I would have jumped by now

I don't care what people think either.

What were you all talking about though???  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

bum worms

Sounds like fun.

I love smoking and have dedicated years to it.

I happen to think it's cool, and birds that smoke are cooler still.

Arriba, maybe if you started smoking you wouldn't be so miserable.

Arriba, we know you've succesfully given up, and well done. But for many people the time and circumstances need to be right to succeed.

I, and many others are not in that position at the moment.

Mind you, crack is well cheap round here at the moment :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

the thread is about smoking so ive added my thoughts, nowt more.
tounge in cheek really as smoking doesn't really bother me.but i found it a peice of piss to quit and find it amusing how people say how hard it is

Giving up is easy - done it loads  of times - it's stopping yourself from starting again that's the hard part - 5 years and 5 months for me

It's the whole ritual that I love and there’s something filthy about a bit of tasty flange having a smoke.

I knocked it on the head midweek aside from the odd crafty one or two out of boredom.  The stench on clothes is the worst thing I don’t mind if I’m out on the beers but during the day you can smell a smoker a mile off.

If Dublin is anything to go by when this outdoor smoking malarkey kicks off it’ll be fantastic.  Prime killing fields for fanny and getting outside for perhaps not the best description here but a breather from a sweaty club is fantastic.

I have given up for 3 days......so far

Arriba, piece of piss? you don't half talk out of your ass.

i went from 30 marlboro reds a day to nothing in a week. and i've got little will power, i just knew it was retarded. and i had a week off work to go cold turkey

I quit over a year ago and went tee total up until the last few months...now I just have a couple when I actually go out and have a drink so I probably have about 5-10 a month often a lot less.

If people want to smoke fine, if people don't then fine. Down to the individual......no need to get put down by others, as you said Arriba you've had your imperfections in your time.

Fucking hell Bennett 30 red tops a day, you must have had a voice like a sand pit.

Well done.

Marlboro Reds are killers! I used to smoke menthols or marlboro lights/silk cut if from cigarette machines on night out!

is that why you start polls trying to ban it at the county ground then???

anyway i smoke would love to stop but cant be assed .i have given up everything else in my life so fuck it will do something i like for once

unless some cunt is sat right next to me chuffing away,hence my reason for the poll.and boredom of course

I gave up for 3 months earlier in the year, then I started again just to piss off non-smokers.  The only thing that's ever really bothered me is the cost, and I can afford it fine so I smoke.  People always say how it's a painful death but funnily I've never thought dieing was going to be nice.

During that three months I also gave updrink and drugs for 3 weeks, and fuck me did I feel strange :shock:

thats fair enough i allways ask if people mind if i smoke or not usually they are ok as they are smoking aswell

dont quite know what you're trying to get at here.but as far as i'm concerned people can smoke all they like as long as it doesn't affect others who dont want to breathe in the second hand poison.ie sitting next to them at a football match!

I'm not getting at anything, just you appear to be the most critical on the subject.

for the record i smoked from the age of 11 to the age of 29.include years of drug abuse to that too.gave it all up for my children.
so i am anti smoking but understand why people do it.
but mind over matter is what it takes.and of course wanting to quit whatever the substance in the first place!

Well fair play & respect to you.

Smoking however, is something associated with footballing culture and unless a national ban is implemented it will be here to stay.

i did at the time, and i've a load of shite in my lungs still that needs to be removed every morning. it's not the glamorous claim to faim but it's a gooden

I smoke on and off pretty constantly. rarely during the day though, normally in the evening. The only thing that pisses me off about non-smokers - especially the ones that used to smoke and have successfully quit, is that they always presume you're trying to give up and even when you point out that you're not really and are quite happy smoking, there seems to be a presumption it's because you can't stop.

i'm sorry but that comment is absolutely ridiculous.and i dont want praise or anything like that.just giving my experience.
 i feel smoking should be a choice, not inflicted against peoples will.football has and is changing all the time.as is society

I never said it wasn't choice?  However how many grounds do you actually see carrying out smoke free zones/ initiatives?

i dont agree with alchahol arriba i would be grateful if you didnt have a drink before the game please on saturday...explain the difference pls

i would say smoke all you want as long as noboby else is effected by it.its a matter of choice

the issue is that people are affected by it. i don't care but i can see the aguments and enjoy reading a good debate

gladly.how does what i do or not drink affect anyone else,
unless i breathe all over them.smoking is a tottally different issue.

Drinking makes people violent and is the cause of so many social/pyshical/mental ills it's unreal.  Alright it's not directly comparible, but it is the equivilent in some ways of saying you wish people wouldn't drink around you.

And besides, for all that's said about passive smoking how many people do you hear of contracting lung cancer who've never smoked(apart from Roy Castle but he way taking in huge gulps of air in smoke filled rooms)?  It may be thousands, yet it seems to me you'd hear alot more about it if it was prevalant.

i cannot argue with any of your post.but would like to say that having smoke blown in the vacinity of someone could be found to be uncomfortable.that could be one ciggerette.would one pint of lager consumed cause such discomfort to a third party?
unless part of it it spilled on them of course

How often is it one pint though?

whenever the person in question is driving, i'd guess.

i still smoke, i've gone back to marlboro dykes as dunhills are only cheap in tesco and there's no tesco near me.

i got through about 2/3rds of a 20 pack on tuesday night, i chainsmoked like fuck in the second half.

i don't give a toss if people don't like me smoking, they can always move elsewhere.

arriba, it's great that you've got such strong opinions on every subject under the sun but do you really need to give us them at every available opportunity and insult everyone in the process? just a polite request, like.

p.s. spacey and yeovil forced me to start smoking

Unfortunately not always the case.

No, and I understand that point which is why I said they're not directly comparible.  The issue here is whether the probable majority of people have the right to tell others what they should do because it annoys them.  IMHO the CG should have smoking sections so that people have choice, which is a fundamental tenet of society, rather than having everything you do dictated to you.

the county ground does have non-smoking sections. one in the nationwide and one in the town end.

therefore, if you sit in a non-smoking area and get cancer from somebody sat in a five metre radius of you, then it's your fault.

I find non smokers make excellent ashtrays, especially when they're sat in front of me wearing hooded tops.

:mrgreen:

 :D

I flick a fag out of a car window once that came back in and landed in my friends hood, only I was too drunk to bother to tell him.  He fell asleep later in all his clothes and then found the hole and the butt in the morning and thought he'd fallen asleep smoking.   I didn't bother to tell him the truth.

:oops:  I'll probably get told off being the forum lovechild and all that.....but I smoked on holiday because I was so bored. But do not fear, I have not continued as I gave my fags to my boyfriend when I got back. He's trying to quit at the moment too.

I probably smoke about 50 a week at the moment. The worst thing about smoking for me is the fag hangover in the morning, much worse than the one caused by the booze.

Smokings a dirty habit, and a waste of money. If you want to quit just quit, if you can't your just very weak minded.

i cant quit and i am far from being very week minded

sade you master irony beautifully

Smokers don't bother me, apart from the rude ones who blow it in your face or keep burning your hand when talking to you.

Myself, i don't understand the appeal of smoking, but then that goes for bunjee jumping and rugby too...

Girls that smoke really turn me off though. They taste horrible.

That's not strictly true, myself and Yeovil actually encouraged you into further education.We merely suggested that you might wish to start smoking and drinking excessively so as to fit in with all the other workshy freeloaders.

I wish i could give up!

I enjoy a fag and a pint before the match though!

  :nono:

Reg, whats your prefered choice of baccy ?

I have often wondered what smoking a pipe is like  :D

 I like a smooth shag...something that provides a taste of the exotic..

 :shock: God Ralphy....

As an ex smoker I find people that smoke really stink and I think shit, I must've smelt like that! People smoking doesn't bother me, most of my mates still smoke as well as the regulars in my local.

Giving up is easy enough though, as long as you are ready to give up! That is the key, if you ain't ready, it ain't gonna happen.

same here reg  :wink:

here goes, expecting a good lashing after this post.

Smoking v Drinking is not comparable, not in the slightest.

All the negative effects of drinking are against the law.  If i punch someone because I've drunk too much I can be charged with GBH.  If I smoke and puff it in someones face I am not breaking the law.  Therefore, drinking is not even in the same league.

I have never even put a cigarette into my mouth, and never wish to.  The things stink to high heaven, apart from being pretty damned bad for you.

I don't mind people smoking though, it's their choice, but I am of the opinion that most confined spaces should be covered by a ban - basically anywhere enclosed, and possibly (still undecided I think) parts of football grounds where seating is in place - because you technically can't chose to move, unless they allowed unrestricted seating.

On the passive smoking argument, that's just another one like the old days where people originally refused to accept smoking was a major cause of lung cancer.  It's near impossible to make a direct causal link between passive smoking and a death, it is possible to link increased exposure to high death rates for certain illnesses.

For football, I'm happy for smpoking to continue as it happens, because it is somehow a part of the feeling of being at football, although I'd make a song and a dance about an ignorant fool just blowing it in my face.

Take aim.....

they're both tools of the devil. you're all evil

nearly everyone seems to have strong opinions on everything.my comments were not meant to be insulting.if anyone has taken offence then i apologise.by calling smokers idiots ect was just my opinion, i say it to my mates and family all the time.its not meant in an insulting way at all.nor do i think i am better than smokers cause i've given up.

I must stop reading this thread. The more I read it, the more I want a fag!
It's like a sore tooth, I can't stop touching it.
Which, by the way, I also have and I am having root canal on Wednesday which is gonna set me back £170.00 :(

I am so fucking grumpy at the moment it's not funny.
Part of me is saying fuck it, have a fag, you know you want to.
The other part (the sensible part) is saying "you can do it".
And I don't know who to listen to.  :shock:

Ive got a bad tooth.Im taking nurofen and hoping it goes away.

Good point, I don't wanna give up, has rarely crossed my mind, apart from when my old man started smoking again.

He was 60 aday and gave up for 10 years, and recently started again. I felt that he started again because i smoked, so was gonna give up to help him, but frankly, he couldn't give a shit.

have a fag

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:    :|

NO NO NO I Can't

I will crack eventually, I know it.
My missus cracked last night, and had a couple....which makes it even harder for me.

 I could fill your pipe for you Birdy.....share some mutual rubbing....and then practise sucking and blowing technique.

then can we have a chuff?

What the hell is afag hangover?  I've been on 20 a day for a few years and never had one of these.

This thread has made for interesting reading.  I'm off outside to mull it over with a fag.

On a side note, although still related, passive smoking is clearly bad for you, as is taking in any toxins. However, it has often been stated that living in a built up city will cause similar levels of toxins to be deposited in your lungs, as a full time smoker, which are just as likely to cause lung cancer.

In conclusion, what these studies state, is the government fuelled media likes to tell you how harmful smoking is, yet fail to state that you are just as likely to die of lung cancer by living in London.

In the same way, they like to tell you smokers cost the NHS some £100m a year. What they conveniently forget is that smoking earns the goverment the fat side of £9billion a year in tax.

You should all want us to smoke and be pleased we do. If we all stop smoking, your tax will go up to fill the massive void left by smoking related tax, or the best part of £9billion.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it people.

Isn't it true that it takes 6 months for your lungs to fully clear after giving up smoking?

Your lungs never clear as such, but you chances of getting heart disease have redcued to normal levels provided you are below 35.

I think.

I have to give up now while i'm still young.

25 next week  :D

Crap, I've got about two weeks to give up then.

I thought it was 30 not 35. I like the sounds of an extra 5 years though.

I'm not bothered by people smoking in pubs. Wouldn't take up smoking again myself though, and I haven't smoked anything (not talking ciggies here) for a while.

Losing the old man to lung cancer was a bit of an eye opener so now I've moved out of a house of stoners think I'll curb the smoking to the odd one at social gatherings, if the opportunity arises.

i will never smoke and have never smoked. i hate it

I will actually be attempting to give up when I move on 1st September.  I'm not really looking forward to it, but made a promise that I would try.

Christ, I really don't know where to start with this one so I'll keep as simple as I can.  Have you never noticed how annoying drunk people are when you're sober?  Talking shit, being larey, falling all over the place, wanting to hug everyone that comes near them, telling the same story 15 fucking times :smile1:  That's the best comparison I can come up with to having smoke blown in your face, and I'd go for the smoke.  It's all subjective though innit so  :shrug:

people who don't smoke or have never smoked who say that giving up is easy and you have to be weak minded to smoke in the first place haven't got a clue.

it'd be like me saying that brain surgery is a piece of piss

No it isn't...

  An occasional drinking mate has just had a heart attack, he's been told in order to avoid another terminal one, he should  quit smoking, drink less and eat fewer kebabs......the smoking he's found easy, can cut down on booze easily enough....but  having a bugger of a time with the kebabs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Gersdorff_-_Sch%C3%A4delwunde.jpg/507px-Gersdorff_-_Sch%C3%A4delwunde.jpg

piece of piss. smoking takes effort

I'm meaning the stuff that causes you harm as opposed to the stuff that causes you an inconvenience.

Smoking makes you smell a bit, but so does not using deodorantm and drinking makes you wiff as well - so yes, those are all the same.  but the stuff that cuases physical injury to others from drink is not allowed, well not as far as I know.

i found it fairly easy to quit and smoked 20 b+h a day for years.i cut down to just smoking when in the pub then cut it out completely.the only time i get the urge for a ciggy now is with a pint but that is fading all the time.
my dad on the other hand really struggled to quit and found it hard going.he managed it eventually.
if someone really wants to give up they can with will power,without it you have no chance.

also there will always be people that want to smoke and have no intention of quitting.as long as it doesn't get blown over me then let them carry on.

hope the above hasn't insulted you :wink:

you gave up smoking so obviously you've smoked in the past, i was referring to the people who have never smoked - how can you comment on something you don't know anything about?

personally i could give up with ease, but i'm not a heavy smoker. it varies depending on loads of different things.

why don't you use the non-smoking seating areas, arriba?

not possible for me as i accompany my son who has to go in a certain area of  the arkells,but in fairness i dont get many smokers near me most of the time.

i think the family enclosure is non-smoking, although i'm assuming you sit elsewhere as your son is in the cofe

right on both counts

you clever bastard sonic.have a fag for your efforts

It will when you get in your car and drive home after, and run someone over and go down for 5 years or doesn't that count?

And as you admit you probably annoyed non-smokers for your 18 years of doing it, ergo, stop talking bollocks.

I'm assuming that you're therefore incredibly sympathetic to all the smack heads and alkies that you meet, and don't ever think "how the fuck did you let yourself get that way you pathetic fucker".

'Cause it's not anybodies fault that they're a drug addict is it? It's not like somebody could consciously choose to stop or anything is it?

Safe to say sonics point is lost there i feel.

i've got nothing against drug addicts or alcoholics unless their name is pete doherty.

i wouldn't drink and drive!
stop talking bollocks yourself. go and empty yours over your lost holiday romance.soppy cunt!

girls that smoke look like pigs.

10 days now without a fag :)

Though I haven't had a drink during this period, that will be the killer methinks.

You're not wrong mate. And, considering how little money the 'kids' have got these days, it's amazing how much they'll spend on cigarettes.

God I sound old.  :old:

second hand smoke makes fuck all difference unless you spend all your time in a pub. its peoples personal choice, its like someone being a noisy cunt at the bar, some people find it quite annoying. if you dont like smoking then fuck off. if someone wants to have a fag with their pint why should someone stop them? i really dont see the problem.

So makes quite a lot of difference to bar staff then. Ands it would have helped Roy Castle

I see a girl walking down the street, i think fuck me shes fit and then shes got a fag in hand, that just turns me right of em. Dunno why.

I love a bit of smoking porn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5276680.stm?ls

Smoke ban hitting the economy in Scotland.  I do not wish to resurrect a debate on this, and I knoe all the moral and health issues should take predence over economic issues, just merely raising it as a point of interest.

So what?

If everyone in the UK was to stop smoking now - over 50 years the NHS would save an estimated £20 billion  :shock:

Never going to happen, but it just shows how much money we spend treating smoking illnesses in this country.

Smoking costs the NHS £1.7bn a year (but generates £9bn) [estimated]
Drinking costs the NHS an estimated £1.7bn a year estimated
Poor diet an estimated £6bn

- let's all become health freak hippy types and ban everything unhealthy ffs

 :mrgreen:

don't care what anyone says but i found giving up quite hard.

especially as my ex smoked and so did my mum (when living at home) and to be round them all the time made it worse.

took me a good 4 months before i really felt myself not wanting one. but in that time i was a misserable fucker.

But now it's been over 6 years and i hate smoking. They say the ex smokers are the worse and they're right. it's fucking horrid.

I am making a real go at it now. I haven't smoked since saturday and managed a full Swindon match without one last night! Mind you, i did have 2 burgers to compensate.

You will die of obesity within 2 years Ralphus ................. get back on the fags !

:mrgreen:

You should have a cigarette too.

BOOM BOOM

 :D

I'm here all week !

i doubt i'm completely alone in this, but once the ban comes in i'll have precisely zero reason to go to the pub.

so you only go to the pub to smoke??

strange

I understand what Sonic means, the thought of socialising, having a beer and a smoke makes the pub enjoyable.

If you can't smoke there, it won't be quite the same.

Non smokers won't understand.

how do you figure that. it'll be 200 x better

i fucking hate coming home at night stinking like a wet ashtray. it makes me feel sick.

even when i did smoke i hated the smell of it in the mornings.

i don't drink, so if i can't smoke why would i bother going out of my way to drink watered down coke?

Only cos your an ex smoker your saying that.

so you do only go to the pub to smoke??!!!

Perhaps he goes to socialise with friends??

not at all.

my last post was

yes magic, i specifically go to pubs to sit in a corner and smoke on my own.

but he obviously doesn't cos he just said why would he go out of his way to drink watered down coke??

don't patronise me. your not making yourself clear.

you say you have no other reason to go to the pub other than to smoke. or am i reading your posts wrong

people go to pubs to drink. i don't drink.

when i do go in a pub, instead of drinking i'll smoke instead.

if i can't smoke and i don't drink, what am i going to do in a pub? drink watered down coke, which i could do anywhere.

therefore, i have less reason to go in pubs.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

An argument over Sonic's drinking habits.

but i believed people go to pubs so socialise.
i don't smoke, (when i drive to STFC) i don't drink yet i still meet you guys in the merlin for a chat pre game.

I cant go to a pub without having a beer.

Its wrong.

and so do i...

but as i live in the middle of nowhere and i have to travel to see any of my mates, i can't be arsed driving into oxford just to sit in a pub where i can't really do anything if i've spent most of my week socialising with them anyway.

so that means less money going to pubs, i won't buy drinks for myself and others, i'm less likely to go to a pub to eat and so on and so forth.

Piemonte, you can't go a day without a beer, fag and a big fat pie and chips  :D

 Have you ever thought about taking up religion SY?

Well said that man.  I'm off for a pint in a bit.  And a fag.  Fuck socialising.

now thats a bit clearer.

When i lived in Middle Barton i was exactly the same so i know where your coming from now.

Your webbed hands must have made holding a pint and a fag hard anyway?

guilty as charged :mrgreen:  :beers:  :eat:

Last night i've never seen someone rush to the food counter in the winners so quick!  :D

''quick before Ralphy eats it all''  :soapy tit wank:

no.

 Phew.....that's a relief......Tablighi Jamaat are seeking recruits amongst the Youth of the Nation.

there was an interesting piece in todays sun about ciggerette advertising.

Really saying what?

yeah those old adverts were funny.

theres one with a baby on it and the caption saying "Gee dad, you always get the best of everything .....even Marlboro"

than at the bottom "yes, you'd need never feel over smoked .... thats the mirical of molboro!!!"

WTF :?

Never understood menthols, or lights or silvers or any of that guff.  Seems to me that by smoking you make an unhealthy choice. To then try to pass off some fags as a healthy option seems contradictory.  Its the same as going in to MacDonalds, ordering a supersize meal with an extra cheeseburger, and then ordering a diet coke.

For me, I like to get as much nicotine in my body for the money I spend.  Hence, Embassy no. 1 all the way.

Sorry wrong thread, shoulod have been in Ralphys cold remedies, after fB recommended menthol fags.  I'll get my coat...

blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
more doctors smoke camels.
you'll enjoy this pleasing energising effect.
inhale to you hearts content.

Just to dredge this old chestnut up again, I gave up fags four days ago.  I have to admit I don't feel all that well, but all my mates say I can't do it, so I am determined to prove them wrong.

Booo... Just smoke when none of them are looking.

I'm trying as well, i feel sick.

It'll be worth it in the long run kids!  :old:

I have given up for almost 4 weeks now.
Use the patches, they really do help.

Go see your doc, get them on prescription, £6.65 for two weeks worth instead of £30+.

Ralphy, hows the quitting going?  I'm over a week now, but don't really feel that much better.  I seem to be drinking more to ease the pain, but its not really helping.  My last one was last thursday night, at five to midnight.

mmmmmmmmmm I need a fag, 1 hour and 40 minutes left to wait  :|

Do you really want to quit though lads?

I couldn't because I don't want to give up my social habit.  Knocked mid-week on the head years ago cold turkey, which without sounding like a twat was pretty damn easy but I couldn’t knock the weekend social on the head for love nor money.

You get that smoooooth hit and gentle high with the cold cool refreshing taste of a cold one.   Plus it’s the ritual, the sub-rounds that chase the drinks, the infantile lighter thieving from one another and the opportunity to break the ice with smoking fadge.

Not everyones cup of tea but a hot woman smoking just makes the appeal that little more.

There is nothing to 'give up' !

Ms Bird: You don't 'need' to inhale poisonous fumes that are slowly killing you.

Patches are a waste of time: They prolong the retention of nicotine in your system and drag out the unpleasentness of stopping smoking.

Not smoking during the week but smoking at the weekend - You are still  addicted to a drug that is killing you.

Allen Carr - The Easy Way To Stop Smoking: The best bit of advice you will ever get off me.

NMH

here is an honest but unpopular opinion...

Smoking is cool as fuck, non-smokers are fucking idiots.

As my hero, Bill Hicks said "Non-smokers die every day!"

Quitting really helped Allen Carr in the end.

http://www.hahaha.com/images/television/just-for-laughs-series/alan-carr.jpg

http://www.teletronic.co.uk/emery.jpg

Yes it did. It gave him 20+ years of extra life that he wouldn't have had if he'd not stopped smoking 100 a day.

NMH

I'm on my eleventh smoke free day.  Go me.

Congratulations !  Great feeling isnt it :beers:

NMH

Its good and bad, feel chuffed ive got this far, but still feel like i'm missing something.

you can buy 20 cigarettes in Luxebourg for about 2 and a half quid. Beer is cheap as well, 6 pack of local stuff (5.1%) for 1 pound 80 ish.

American keyboards don't have a pound sign. Racists. :evil:

My keyboard at work picks and chooses when it is American or English. It's dead annoying, but i guess it's better than it Turning Japanese.

Also, in the internet cafe in Lux, they have some right fucked up keyboards, the Z and Y button are switched about, the A button is where the : button should be. I touch type so it is a right pain in the Aris Salonika!

The 20 years at the end of your life when you piss yourself and live in a nursing home full of other old people.

great.

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, o fun, no sin, no you, no wonder its dark ! Everyone around me is a total stranger; everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger; everyone !

NMH 'Vapourised'

Thing is though that cancer could have been in there for years and he wouldn't have known. Of course smoking is bad but if you ever start it can still fuck you over years down the line. I think that was the point I was making  :?

To be honest, I don't care if you all die a horrible slow and painful death. I was sucked into the smoking thing on and off from 14-38 and I've probably done myself some irreversable damage. However, I am now doing my best to prevent my kids from losing their father before they get to my age ! I can't change the past but I can help shape the future.

NMH

i smoked 20 in ten minutes when i was 14
but never again,

how much time did that take off my life.?

Unfortunately not enough !

NMH

right back at cha :wink:

I'm in a blues band, i have to smoke. sorry!

Any of you other quitters put on weight?
I've probably gained over half a stone since I quit smoking. So I am on a diet now.

I need to weigh up my options. I can give up smoking, be a bit healthier for a while, carry on putting on weight and eventually die of heart failure, or I can start smoking again.
But I don't really wanna start smoking again as i've done alright so far.

I'm still smoking  :D

cock is different to cigarettes ralphy

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

it was a cheap shot...but that's all ralphy gets  :wink:

Cunt!

I hate people that eat while I'm trying to smoke.

I gave up on Friday. I'm eating like a horse to compensate  :?

Put on much weight Sonic?

Not yet. I'll start smoking again if I do.

I put on 7 pounds when i quit for 3 weeks!

I've not smoked properly for about 18 months and I've put on about 2 stone.

I think I should start smoking again.

Who cares Sam! You've got a fit Mrs!  No need to worry about your weight!!  :soapy tit wank:

Suppose not  :mrgreen:

I'm not jealous  :evil:

I'm gonna go buy some fags.

Get me some Ben, 20 Marlboro Lights please.

I'm scraping together change to get 10. So no.

 Have you looked down the back of the sofa yet?   At times in my life when I've been skint....its great what you can find there.

And under the car seat.

I found a pair of knickers once under my car seat  :soapy tit wank:

 Excellent.....were they fragrant?

I didn't smell them Reg  :mrgreen:

That's what happens when you give Ralphy's mum a lift

Fuck off pieman!  :evil:

I'm sure we'd all like to know the original source of the aforementioned  lingerie.

I think Ralphy was playing 'I'm A Lady'

Ex girlfriend.

Back on topic please.

I smoked 36 Marlboro Reds over the course of Saturday. How cool am I?

Your ace Dave.

Thong, French Crop. 8)

 You should have hung onto a bird dirty enough to drop her drawers in your motor.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

love location of choice if you live with your parents Reg. :wink:

Especially as he shares a bed with his dad  :soapy tit wank:

And the car with his mum?!

Ho ho fucking ho.

Green giant.

If you lived in Chipping Norton you'd find it hard getting on the housing ladder too!

I'm moving out in 2 months.

Cunts  :x

I wasnt taking the piss, nothing wrong with shagging in cars.

just dont flick the interior light on and off when theres other people around :wink:

Who says we were shagging?

She might have been getting changed???  :soapy tit wank: