Fred Elliot
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« Reply #375 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 17:15:07 » |
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Jesus christ you're all fucking twats.
and you are a miserable cunt lately |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #376 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:16:26 » |
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Did you have a nice holiday Fred?
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spacey
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« Reply #377 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:22:14 » |
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Don't start being nice and chatty! Keep going with the 'You're a bunch of fucking twats' stuff.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #378 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:30:21 » |
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I'll be chatty when the fuck I want you cunt.
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spacey
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« Reply #379 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:31:24 » |
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That's better
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Whits
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« Reply #380 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:36:58 » |
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er.they blatantly aint his kids.
he bought them
its all the rage in hollywood |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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pauld
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #381 on: Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 18:38:23 » |
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I'll be chatty when the fuck I want you cunt.
fbwa |
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pumbaa
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« Reply #382 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 19:06:18 » |
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This threads been dead for a week, so its time to bring it back to life with more shit jokes. Not mine btw....
I heard on the news tonight that the autopsy on Michael Jackson was complete. They said he died of food poisoning.....He apparently ate 10 year old nuts!!!
How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's NEVERLAND???
When the BIG HAND touches the LITTLE HAND!!!
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson's death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #383 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 20:13:27 » |
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This is one specially for the Ironside lovers ;
Jacko meets Elvis at the pearly gates and introduces himself ....
"Hi Elvis...............I married your Daughter !"
Elvis replies..................
"Thank fuck for that, I heard she had married a nigger !"
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axs
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« Reply #384 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 06:31:01 » |
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This is one specially for the Ironside lovers ;
Jacko meets Elvis at the pearly gates and introduces himself ....
"Hi Elvis...............I married your Daughter !"
Elvis replies..................
"Thank fuck for that, I heard she had married a nigger !"
I thought better of you Frederick. |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #385 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 08:30:13 » |
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I know its wrong Axs, but could not help myself
shame on me
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #386 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 08:51:39 » |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #387 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 09:28:28 » |
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Shamone?
Hahahaha it all makes so much sense now. |
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STFC4LIFE
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« Reply #388 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 12:41:14 » |
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It pisses me off, everyone is saying Michael Jackson, he may have been a paedo but he was a great singer. No-one ever says what a great caretaker Ian Huntley was or what a great builder Fred West was.
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« Reply #389 on: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 12:42:58 » |
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It pisses me off, everyone is saying Michael Jackson, he may have been a paedo but he was a great singer. No-one ever says what a great caretaker Ian Huntley was or what a great builder Fred West was.
Yeah only now do we see how harshly we treated Huntley and West.  |
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