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Exams over today

Fit women coming round tonight with mates

Old man brought me a 24 pack of Stella yesterday

On the negative, well, scary side, has anyone ever 'mainlined' shall we say? I'm bricking it I might die  :(

I've no idea what your talking about Russell Grant.

 is it:

a. Injecting heroin?
b. Playing chicken with trains?

My exams don't start until next week, being older and better an' all. Can't wait to get them over with.

aren't you a bit young for swinging Dave?

If you're mainlining Heroin then you might die.If you're mainlining stella then you should be okay but you're still a spaz :shock:

hahaha dave's going to become a scaghead. come see me and i can get you some methadone when you need it

Being a good honest catholic boy I have one question.

What the fuck is mainlining?

Yeh we are talking smack

I don't want to do it

Then don't do it you total fucking spastic!

Dont then you cock!

Whatever 'it' is!

  :soapy tit wank:  Don't do it you fool.Inject LSD into your eyeball instead.

don't do it then donut head, you could quite easily kill yourself, and if you say no to peer pressure, you will be the bigger man in the end when it is not you being peeled out a gutter!!  My mates sister died doing that, it was not nice.

I think we're all agreed then. Dave's a bit of a cock!

OST's right. Get some weed or even some pills if you wanna celebrate but you'd be a complete twat if you started fucking about with heroin.

are you joking dave? i fucking hope so.

Don't bow to peer pressure Dave... we don't want a "DMR - RIP" post on Mondays forum!
 :old

I gave in to peer pressure on cannabis  8)

Brainwave this second... Seriously, I'm going to break all ties with the dude whose got hold of it. Fucking retard wants to kil himself then go ahead

Cannabis is a bit different dave!  Tell the "Dude" he is a pathetic loser who will end up getting bum raped by tramps when he dies on his way home

good man. i wouldn't let this bloke come round your house and do it, if that was the plan.

and so many people have smoked weed that it's inconsequential, it may as well be legal.

That's the way Dave, remember Zammo.

I won't open the door to him  :D

Good man Dave, tell him to fuck right off.  

I once saw a programme about a journo who tried herion just to see what smack heads go through.  Basically after one hit it fucked his life up.  Whatever that shit does to you isn't worth the bother mate.  Stick to the weed, it's bad but it's not that bad.  

Fuck me after seeing stuff like Trainspotting I wonder why anyone would wanna do that shit.  We need a Begbie character to go and give Dave a pasting, just to kick that shite oot o his body!

Just say no Davido.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Fucking hell,this was wind up wasnt it Dave?
If I were you I'd do it ,I always find its best to share needles with a prostitute to get that real grimey hit.

no, he does mainline and he wants us to try it. tosser.

sounds like a proper knob-jockey. if i'm going to smoke a joint/take some shrooms, etc. then i'll do it but wouldn't encourage others to, they can make their own mind up without my pursuasion.

Funny as that was, we were having a serious adult discussion here!

We got a lad I know to share a joint because he hadn't been drinking and he weighs 16st, so he was alright.

But Class A shit, no way.

Fuck him off out of it..

If you want to do some hard drugs get some crack,though I thought that was over rated and a waste of good coke.

Is it one of the Reeves boys? :soapy tit wank:

That would explain a lot tbh

No the Reeves lads are a decent bunch

Crack, can't afford it and don't want to try it

HA HA HA HA!!!!!! classic stuff... well done BWH
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Has nobody thought about the positive effects of smack? Surely it wouldnt be so popular if there were only bad points.  The main problem with herion is that its so moreish

this is from the 'moral' man that  insults normal adults that enjoy Swinging and Dogging an calls it an outrage!!, you are the outrage doing that shit, you make me feel s1ck, you must think you a big man going on here and writing  shit like that, I really hate people like you, you dirty fuck

Oh dear, you're going to watch that lads life go down the toilet, wait and see.  Some people(and it's very few) can get away with smoking it and come out on the other side, but I never seen anyone start injecting it and then leave it alone.

And as with all addictions, the drug ends up doing nothing for you apart from making you feel normal for a while.  That's why loads of users give up.  So the effects are good when they start again :(

Don't be so fucking stupid Dave.

The whole reason I'm now 'Sussex' Red is 10 years ago, aged 20, I left Wiltshire to get away from everyone and everything I knew so I could get off drugs, and had to start life all over again.

Me, not my avatar btw!

I once had a go at chasing the dragon, a very small amount mind and probably not enough to feel much benefit.  It was shite mind, not that I have smoked a herbal tab in about 12 months but that was a far better buzz.

One girl who was there and tried it at the same time is now deadski.

Didn't really know her at all but after seeing it at work it was enough to never even consider going near anyone that touched the stuff.

This thread is so sweet, everyone really cares for one another on here after all... group hug!

:D
I told him to do it.Nobody ever listens to me.

snort it, wack it on top of a line of coke it will act as a chaser, dont fuckin inject it thats what working class people do.

Did you ever try it Dave? What was it like?

DRS and Herthab have been pushing heroin in on me and I think I might cave in and try it soon.

Lick my Arse Orifice you can buy a rock for a tenner
This thread is AIDS anyway

love the thought process. "Shall I do heroin? Hmmmm, not sure, you hear a lot of bad things but I guess it's ok, let's ask the Townend"

Random bump!

Was that the most attention seeking post in TEF history?

"I think I may inject heroin and possibly die, what do you think internet?" Classic twatishness.

Wow - I didn't even even realise this forum had been going that long. Scary.

We should get a trophy sorted or something, 10 years of unwavering arseholeness (tm), is pretty Impressive really.

And you haven't changed one bit.

Can I just ask, what is mainlining? Is it doing heroin in a recruitment agency in commercial road? Is that a popular past time? Only waited 10 years for the answer.

Haha me and yeovil red were talking about this and the famous dave losing his virginity on holiday thread on twitter last night

Nope :D

I was tempted to say to Levi, you do realise you're addressing a man who lost his cherry to one of Girls Aloud?

What a weird thread!

Wonder how birdy and Sussex are getting on?

HA! The good old days!
Dave is a high powered business man these days isn't he?

heroin did that?wow!

This post aged brilliantly didn’t it.  :D

On current form, as far as the frequency of this thread goes in a mathmatical sense we can expect to be talking about this once again in 10 years time.

Aw it’s sad to see some of these posters names who aren’t about anymore.

So sad in fact I fancy some crack, what do you think guys??

Crack on.....

If only I could afford it!

 :headhurts:

As one looking on without a hint of vestigial sympathy, DMR needs to die.

I think 5O crushed up Codeines into a lovely tea might be cheaper  :D

DMR always was and still is a grade A cunt.

Came across as such a nice lad...

No, no, no, it was his own clothes he came across.

That was generally my opinion too, back in the day. I wish him luck fighting his demons though, no idea what he's up to these days but obviously read about his shenanigans.

a man of his majesty's pleasure

I remember him and a couple of his mates sat in front of me and my dad in the Arkells against Swansea. He was giving it the large one to them, Christ he must have been 16 or 17, but he kept at it, riling them up.

At the end of the game we walked out and he had been smashed in the face so fucking hard by a welsh bloke older than me, he was covered in blood. I said to him "what did you expect?"