drunkard

[oxford_fan]

crazy jipes last night. you can't beat going out and getting twatted. we were drinking sambuca's and getting tyree who has massive boobs to light them and then stick the shot glass to the upper of her bresticle. then we stumbled about the town a bit, had a snidey snoodle, then hit a club. then spoiled for fights. i lost my jumper though.

[Boeta]

In one pub last night there was a Russian barman. I asked for two pints of Carling and he handed me two Bacardis and Coke! At least he got the number right I suppose.