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Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:59:51
http://www.sigames.com/news.php?type=view&article_id=1214

Working in the the Football Manager 2007 team. Your role will primarilarly involve implementing and updating competitions within the game under the tuteledge of a senior programmer.

Requirements:

* Good knowledge of C++
* Self motivated
* Eager to learn
* Able to pick up new concepts quickly
* Team player
* Able to relocate to the London area
* Good knowledge of, and a love for Football and Sport is essential


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:05:58
*C++? :?
*Fuck off
*See above
*Concepts? :?
*I fucking hate youse lot!
*If you buy me a house. In fact, i still wouldn't live in it
*S'pose

Guess that rules me out then..... :shrug:


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:07:41
playing fm2007 all day...... :)

Got to be worth a blag?


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:12:03
You wouldn't be playing it though would you? You would be building/rebuilding the game surely?


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:15:55
You'd obviously have to test/improve it...

I'm sure the game has to be played months before its on the shelfs to find flaws.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:16:52
And Pi, who you calling Shirley?!

(Classic, airplane gag  :D )


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:19:53
Quote from: "stfcfan"
You'd obviously have to test/improve it...

I'm sure the game has to be played months before its on the shelfs to find flaws.


Your more than likely to be testing in sections as opposed to the game as a whole. In the latter stages of development you may get to play the game, but it's likely SI would release the beta version/demo and get feedback through that.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:21:47
true.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:23:47
nice job .. can you make it so that its actually realistic this time STFCFAN if u get the job?


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:25:15
Quote from: "fatbury"
can you make it so that its actually realistic this time STFCFAN if u get the job?
If it were realistic, it would be shit


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:28:42
Quote from: "fatbury"
nice job .. can you make it so that its actually realistic this time STFCFAN if u get the job?


How is it unrealistic?  I'd say they've done a pretty good job, especially after all the patches...


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:29:41
Quote from: "fatbury"
can you make it so that its actually realistic this time STFCFAN if u get the job?


I'm not applying as i'm a thick cunt.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:30:02
Mine would be a freelance sports journalist. In response to the title.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:33:20
go for it DMR . u have a journalistic attitude .. it was something i considered myself (hence the English degree) but was a bit cut throat  .. i nearly did a multimedia in sports journalism masters in Madrid (run by Eurosport) but couldnt afford it in the end


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:35:27
Can you imagine though?

It's all databases and the like you'd slit your wrists after a couple of days.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:46:29
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Mine would be a freelance sports journalist. In response to the title.


I want to do that too! 8)


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:55:35
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Mine would be a freelance sports journalist. In response to the title.


I want to do that too! 8)

Me three, or Sky Sports News presenter!  How ace would that be?!   8)


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:59:14
I've always fancied a late night radio show in the early hours and build up my own cult following.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 18:59:58
Quote from: "dazzza"
Can you imagine though?

It's all databases and the like you'd slit your wrists after a couple of days.


you'd probably never want to play FM again.

i'm going to be a d.o.p.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:02:04
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "dazzza"
Can you imagine though?

It's all databases and the like you'd slit your wrists after a couple of days.


you'd probably never want to play FM again.

i'm going to be a d.o.p.


Director of photography, doctor of penis?

I give up spill  :D


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:02:46
I'll be doing an English degree Fatbury, so might lead into something.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:04:26
Dirty old pisshead?


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:05:25
Nailed  :o


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:21:37
all of the above 8)

but mainly director of photography.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:33:26
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
all of the above 8)

but mainly director of pornography.


you dirty bastard 8)


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 19:53:43
Quote from: "fatbury"
nice job .. can you make it so that its actually realistic this time STFCFAN if u get the job?


 :nuts:

Is it because your shit at it?.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:07:48
I might apply for that job.


Title: Ideal Job?
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 04:38:21
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I might apply for that job.


Apparently your not allowed to drink pints of Red wine whilst working, so thats ruled you out.  :|