Friday joke

[Bob's Orange]

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because
she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she
flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and
it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts
of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. Ryanair

[Rich Pullen]

It's still Thursday right?

[Bob's Orange]

It's still Thursday right?

Fuck! I am an April Fool!

[DMR]

Sam Thomas' ride on Denman this afternoon was a fucking joke, now I'm out of dollar. Again.

[Simon Pieman]

Mighty Man set the tone for my day I think Dave.

[DMR]

Saving myself for Saturday now...

[ronnie21]

Sadly Exotic Dancer died after his race, heart attack!