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Title: Wanker
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:39:55
http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~670456,00.html

So "wanker" smith has signed for Shitty! :evil:


Title: Wanker
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:41:07
I look forward to giving him some hate next year.


Title: Wanker
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:43:38
So lets make the song now.... the smith hate chants can come from here :D  "Smithy, what a prick, smithy smithy what a prick" thats a start anyone else think of amy?? he he  :fu:


Title: Wanker
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:45:07
Actually fuck waiting I might have a trip out to Cheltenham this weekend and break his fucking legs.I'll just look in the pounciest "up your own arse" wine bar and am bound to find the prick.


Thats the spirit 8)


Title: Wanker
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:45:24
twat!  :fu:


Title: Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:46:34
Oh well that's that. Come on Kingy get some players in ffs  :-))(

I reckon Smith will be inconsistent at City unless they play him in the middle week in week out, which I doubt Tinnion will do


Title: Wanker
Post by: Titch on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:48:07
He's going to be bollocks for them.  He is not a winger in my opinion.  lets hope he fucks his fucking diddly little career up by going there! :fu:


Title: Wanker
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:50:38
at least king can focus on a deal for tierny now


Title: Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:56:20
hahaha, from the city site

Quote
Brian Tinnion sees the midfielder primarily as a left-winger, although Smith can also play in central midfield or as a wing-back.


If he gets stuck out left he'll be utter toss for them.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:56:30
You can't blame him though, if Shitty want to chuck a three year deal his way....it'll be like Gurney, he got the same and now Swansea are  trying to cut their loses.

 Does this mean however that Howard might come back into the picture.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:57:22
he will now be offered deal by king i believe but his heart is set on a move to bournemouth


Title: Wanker
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 16:57:56
Glad he's gone now to be honest; the whole saga has been a bit of a drag.

Should give King some room to manoeuvre with another confirmed exit.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:02:51
True Dazzza, it's been odvious he's going long enough, hopefully we can make some signings now.


Title: Wanker
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:08:56
I thought that it ment Howard would stay, but apparently he has already signed for bournemouth, i dont know how true that is though, but looks like we are keeping igoe, so at least we have a few players in midfield, ha ha, we were down to our bones this season, next is going to be shocking :-))(


Title: Wanker
Post by: Panda Paws on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:20:19
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
You can't blame him though, if Shitty want to chuck a three year deal his way....


He only signed for two with Shitty, though, Reg.  I rather suspect the clauses in the contract we offered him were what put him off.  That, and probably Kingy's attitude towards him in the first 18 months of his stay at Swindon.

I agree that he's a wanker, though. I'm up for going up to Cheltenham to give the shithead a piece of my mind.

About time Kingy showed us the money, so to speak.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:23:07
I'm just going by what Ed Hadwin  reported.....journalists don't make mistakes do they?


Title: Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:30:54
He's overratted anyway.

the cocksucker


Title: Wanker
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:35:52
how rubbish...


Title: Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:41:39
I've always said he was shit, :wink:  i hope he proves it a city.


Title: Wanker
Post by: adje on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 17:43:28
Apparently Smithy reads the fans forum and was"thrilled with the support he got from the fans".Just in case he still does,here's a message "Fuck right off.Town players with any feeling for the fans do NOT sign for Shitty or Oxford,Same goes for that donkey Heywood.Call me naive but I feel strongly.


Title: Wanker
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:07:08
The total fuck wit. We gave him some loyalty and he stabs us in the fucking back. The fucking wank mouse! Where does he live!!!


Title: Wanker
Post by: Turbo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:16:01
..,


Title: Wanker
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:29:21
well, im annoyed he has gone, but now lets get on with the summer, get some players Kingy!


Title: Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:31:53
what a cunt. should make the derby games next year more fun.

nice way to show his gratitude to town, that. fucking prick.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:41:53
Heywood will be signing for city too soon.


Title: Wanker
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:44:19
Quote from: "Johno"
Heywood will be signing for city too soon.

Stop rubbing it in Johno, I was having a good day till I read this.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:46:49
both of those turncoat bastards can fuck right off.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:57:10
Fuck em. Heywood is just a hoof donkey and Smith is overated to fuck. I think we saw the best of Smith anyway. A bit like we saw the best of Roberts for a few games last season and now he's shite. I think City fans are going to have a big surprise signing those two cunts. I know a couple who have seen Heywood and really don't want him to sign.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:59:40
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Quote from: "Johno"
Heywood will be signing for city too soon.

Stop rubbing it in Johno, I was having a good day till I read this.


rubbing it in?  :roll: i don't mind Heywood going, i find it quite funny cause i use to think city had a good defence with Coles, Bell but with hoofwood there doomed.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:12:45
i'll be handing out coins at city away, first one to hit him gets a pint  :D


Title: Wanker
Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:15:50
Batteries are better. You can get more direction and power behind them.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:18:32
mobile phone?


Title: Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:20:40
celery?


Title: Wanker
Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:25:52
Hand Grenade!


Title: Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:40:40
you just had to take it that little bit too far, didn't you?


Title: Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:41:00
im too young to remember the celery, but get regailed of stories bout it and other stuff by Compo.


Title: Wanker
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:51:56
click here (http://www.192.com/search/details.cfm?action=0403054B544D0F0817001A194A5178787C651310491B1E1B1B4F565C0F083427224A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08534C414A061C0E4A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08564B5C71021950511502475D5D5C4F0E0A505116135C545E5B410D1C505124326D65707D605E0E011B51155B585556400C524B0718045A5256564B5E490E1802195A48041449110A3216014A087770776227212C3A322413627C717A2A202352453478787C650B512C3A3F38521C72757D6D223B24383951627E7A737A2A20234A141F4B5D4D57400B0E005151044B524D5B410D520C1B1B514A504D535D0C1A1F14124A4B431F415A021D192518001300)

talk about page stretching you cunt


Title: Wanker
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:52:27
a banana  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


Title: Wanker
Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:52:57
Quote

you just had to take it that little bit too far, didn't you?


Funny to imagine it though. Taking out half the Dolman Stand with him. Or is that a bit sick?     Is it fuck.


Title: Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:54:11
yes it is amusing, the City fans would probably scream in a whisper.


Title: Wanker
Post by: alex on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 21:00:23
he will probably be rubbish for shitty. he only started playing properly for us when he realised his contract was coming to an end. sitting on a three year contract at shitty, i don't imagine the lazy twat will play his hardest week in week out. shitty will regret signing him


Title: Wanker
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 21:28:52
I've been telling the City lot on OTIB he's not a winger but they won't have it.

Fuck Smith and his useless agent father


Title: Wanker
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:02:59
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
click here (http://www.192.com/search/details.cfm?action=0403054B544D0F0817001A194A5178787C651310491B1E1B1B4F565C0F083427224A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08534C414A061C0E4A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08564B5C71021950511502475D5D5C4F0E0A505116135C545E5B410D1C505124326D65707D605E0E011B51155B585556400C524B0718045A5256564B5E490E1802195A48041449110A3216014A087770776227212C3A322413627C717A2A202352453478787C650B512C3A3F38521C72757D6D223B24383951627E7A737A2A20234A141F4B5D4D57400B0E005151044B524D5B410D520C1B1B514A504D535D0C1A1F14124A4B431F415A021D192518001300)

talk about page stretching you cunt


You broke my link :(

never mind


Title: Wanker
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:06:04
Oh Grant Smith is a wanker
He wears a wanker hat
Amd when he see's a fat contract
He says I'm having that


Title: Wanker
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:10:16
kick_ass1987, Would you stay if you were Howard (assuming someone else wants him).

I don't blame Smith for moving, and staying local means he doesn't have to move.

However n  a typical bout of Batch hypocrisy  I am warming up my vocal cords to "greet" the Hoofmiester and the 1/2 season wonder. Wankers.


Title: Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:14:45
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
click here (http://www.192.com/search/details.cfm?action=0403054B544D0F0817001A194A5178787C651310491B1E1B1B4F565C0F083427224A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08534C414A061C0E4A10054F5F4D171C531C001E031F08564B5C71021950511502475D5D5C4F0E0A505116135C545E5B410D1C505124326D65707D605E0E011B51155B585556400C524B0718045A5256564B5E490E1802195A48041449110A3216014A087770776227212C3A322413627C717A2A202352453478787C650B512C3A3F38521C72757D6D223B24383951627E7A737A2A20234A141F4B5D4D57400B0E005151044B524D5B410D520C1B1B514A504D535D0C1A1F14124A4B431F415A021D192518001300)

talk about page stretching you cunt


You broke my link :(

never mind


it didn't work in the first place, for me anyway.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Boeta on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:15:33
exactly, i dont hold it against smith or heywood for moving but they're both cunts

im gonna make it to both city games next year


Title: Wanker
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 22:57:05
:( It worked earlier im sure of it.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 23:04:06
:fu: Smith


Title: Wanker
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 23:10:43
I've always thought it, but kept quiet, not wanting to speak ill of Swindonians, but now the truth is out....

Wrist bands, long hair, Scottish(no offence Jan), writes a "funny" column in the programme, is left footed, back stabs his loyal fans..... Grant Smith is a :fag:


Title: Wanker
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:28:15
You're a cunt Smithy.  You experience good form for half a season at a club which has reserrected your career and you fuck off to our biggest rivals thinking you're the next fucking big thing to come out of League One.  Fuck off, I hope you do shit, or experience heartache in the playoff final losing to a 90th minute Parkin goal  8)


Title: Wanker
Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 16:38:21
old grant smith takes it up the arse do dah do dah
old grant smith takes it up the arse, but only from his father :twisted:


Title: Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 17:29:50
Daddy's boy la la lah
Daddy's boy la la lah.....


Title: Wanker
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 18:38:14
Fukin homo  :fu:


Title: Wanker
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 21:28:56
The signature says it all doesn't it?


Title: Wanker
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Saturday, June 4, 2005, 10:52:30
Good riddance you disloyal money grabbing €unt!!!


Title: Wanker
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, June 4, 2005, 22:06:09
He is that


Title: Wanker
Post by: edthered on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 11:38:43
Oh Matty Heywood
Used to play for Swindon hes a wanker now


Title: Wanker
Post by: unclemark on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 12:21:47
Quote from: "STFC Village"
I've always thought it, but kept quiet, not wanting to speak ill of Swindonians, but now the truth is out....

Wrist bands, long hair, Scottish(no offence Jan), writes a "funny" column in the programme, is left footed, back stabs his loyal fans..... Grant Smith is a :fag:
I agree
We hate Grant Smith and we hate Grant Smith!
We hate Grant Smith and we hate Grant Smith!
We hate Grant Smith and we hate Grant Smith!
We are the Grant Smith haters!


I am actually beginning to hate brizz hole shitty more than the Pox


Title: Wanker
Post by: DMR on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 16:09:26
Grant Snith is a wanker
He wears a money hat
and when he's a big contract
he says Im having that

loyalty, wank wank wank, loyalty, wank wank wank


Title: Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 18:10:14
Spot the difference

http://www.bcfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/ed/bc/0,,10327~572653,00.jpg


Title: Wanker
Post by: grayx on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 18:39:02
I thought Howard had gone to Barnsley surprised to see him posed alongside Heywood.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Dazzza on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 18:39:36
Don't hold to much of a grudge against big Matty H he's been open and honest enough to say that the wages where a pile of shit and I think genuinely would have stayed if the contract was an extra year.

Been a good servant for the club, but his departure may give a fresh injection into the team with whatever cigar signs up.


Title: Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 18:40:52
I'm not that bothered by his departure, just thought they looked the same really - both tall and immobile  :wink:


Title: Wanker
Post by: unclemark on Sunday, June 5, 2005, 19:01:36
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Spot the difference

http://www.bcfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/ed/bc/0,,10327~572653,00.jpg

tricky that one, can I phone a friend?