John's joke WARNING: May cause deep offense

[oxford_fan]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?



























Gang rape.

[Sussex]

Whiskas

[walrus]

What's the definition of sick?




Fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.










I can't understand all this hysteria about David Cameron raising student fees.  The last thing he tried to raise died aged six.

[Fred Elliot]

How do you know when your sister is on ?





Because your Dad's cock tastes funny

[DMR]

I can't understand all this hysteria about David Cameron raising student fees.  The last thing he tried to raise died aged six.

Now we're cooking

[jayohaitchenn]

Best thread ever.

[Batch]

9 out of 10 women kiss with their eyes closed... That's why it's so hard to identify a rapist

[ghanimah]

9 out of 10 women kiss with their eyes closed... That's why it's so hard to identify a rapist

You like Jimmy Carr as well?

[Batch]

You like Jimmy Carr as well?

Yes I do.

Happy New Year by the way.