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afternoon boys and girls!

i'm back, first off a big sorry to Bangkok Red for not meeting ya, had a wee touch of the bangkok runs in my last 2 days, well the bangkok pissing water out of my arse syndrome. not to pleasant!

had a quality time, got shit faced at the full moon again, lots of strip clubs, partying and chillin out, everything ya need in a holiday! brought back a bottle of sangsom to, Happy Days!

Can anyone summarise the last 2 weeks? when i logged into the forum it says "View posts since last visit (3134)" quite frankley i can't be arsed to read all that!

How have we been playing? i see kingy got Manager of the month, good lad!

oh yeah highlight of the full moon was finding 3 hull city fans and chanting at the top of my voice 4-2 and your getting wet! then getting chased down the beach  :shock:

welcome back mate, glad you had a good trip :D

i don't really know what's happened either as i've not been around, i'm sure someone will tell you why ;p

nothings happened. change that damn fat kid from your signiture. its annoying me

OJ stamps his authority on Whits' behind

ooooh yeah

to be fair he was getting on my tits to, took one for the team and took it off. good shout though jimbo

What happened to the big fat ugly baby woman?????

I loved that.  It turned me on!

what doesnt turn you on ost? GAYS no doubt

use this link OST http://www.whits.plus.com/files/fattyfatfatfat%5b2%5d.gif

you can crack one off any time you like, just don't tell us about it

Correct.  Bring back the big fat ugly baby woman Whits!

Oooh, thanks for that, she's a honey!

http://techno.demon.co.uk/images/Blote_Navel_!_G_0895.jpg

Whits...

did you kill the spider or simply remove it?

http://www.whits.plus.com/pages/DSCN0128.html - that spider?

i wimpered in the corner and shut the door

or are you talking about something different alltogether?

Thats the beast.

How big was he, in terms of a UK coin?

leg span was the size of a cd  :shock:  

i just left it in the bathroom and hoped i never saw it again but i kept dreaming about it that night.

i hate spiders  :evil:

never joke to a tuk tuk driver about driving up the pavement during a traffic jam, almost killed a group school children  :twisted:

http://www.whits.plus.com/files/stuff/DSCN0214.MOV

Jesus Christ!

That tuk tuk driver....  :D  :D  :D  :D

tuk tuk  :D

you fucking gimboid :D

:D  :D

what?

although it is quite cool to be immortalised in avatar form

told you sonic, it wasn't over

i'll take it off when i wake...well if i wake up

in fact, this has to remain! it's the best avatar since the moz one.

you;ve been tango'd

get rid of it, i promise to keep mine for awhile :}

i'd never thought of using it as an avatar, it works!

i might do the same with my old office world badge  8)

we could create a cult. it's seriously fucking weird seeing my forehead with a tesco badge next to other people's posts though.

i need to find a good album cover will remove once foundd

wouldn't really fly me thinks, limited appeal! suppose thats what being in a cult is all about.

are you actually looking for ajob yet sonic or just trying to start a cult?

this will confuse thee

i can't be arsed looking for a job, i think i'll work on the cult thing for awhile.

i've changed my profile but if you ever annoy me sonic  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

it would if whits hadn't changed his avatar, foolio

i can change it back if it helps your cult?

i just don't want weirdos like j1mmy coming upto me at football tbh!

he goes in the townend so you'll be safe in the nationwide....but i go in the nationwide  :twisted:

the confusion is too much, it would ruin the cult of the tescoforeheadbadge. TFB for teh win!

you could come and sit with me. and my dad. and fred. and that twat who moans constantly.

i might just keep this

make your own, peon

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah.

i had 2222 posts 2 posts ago

do you sit townend side or away end side?

town end side

do i have to wear a badge?

yes, a big fuck off one saying "whits" on it.

we should make t-shirts with this pic on them and all wear it to football

i've got one that says mark, i'm thinking about getting a flag with whits on tour on it

JOIN ME!

because you want to make me feel uncomfortable or because you think sellotaping name badges to your forehead is the best thing ever?

i was wondering how you did that  :D

wheres my sellotape.....

no i just think it would be a good way to identify who goes on here. we could all meet in the pub before and play guess the member.


no?.....i'll be off then

taxi..... :D




soapy tit wank

well i didn't stick the pin through my skin, if that's what you were thinking  :shock:

i thought it was a tattoo  :oops:

ever since i posted my pic yeovil has gone disturbingly silent :\

i can only find superglue, oh well, i'll take one for the team / cult

don't worry, he's making us all t-shirts, not doing the other thing

hmmm, seems there are only 3 of us here

there is one more hidden person though

Im just sat here reading this never ending thread 8)

use some hair gel, that might do it. get one with 'long lasting hold'

what else would he be doing  :shock:  :twisted:

feeding his dog

strangely since the mention of Yeovil Red, Sonic Youth has gone silent

dogs are annoying in thailand, one got stuck in our balconey, would you like to see it?? come on give me a cheer?

My days of knocking one out  over 18 year olds foreheads are long gone. :shock:

getting insanely drunk

yeovil - you now have no excuse not to come and say hi to me at football by the way. i will be insulted.

do you wear glasses at the football?

hey i'm 19 next friday

i'm 23 this year, feeling old now  :-))(  :(

i always wear glasses because i feel stupid without them. i don't really need to wear them except for reading now.

this will be one of the best threads in 2005

if i see you at the football i'll run up and shout soapy tit wank in front of your dad, i'm sure he would love that

i'm 20, but i look and feel about 17. i think my birth certificate is wrong

Yes will do,look out for Jase he normally wears a white t shirt ,a tatty jean jacket with the arms cut off and size 12 sparkling white trainers.

i can't wait to see the other delightful insults other people have for me tomorrow...

just change your profile in the morning, no one will know what the fuck we are going on about

thats the whole thing about a cult to, no one knows what is going on unless your in the "loop"

heh i might do, unless one of you two pranksters changes yours. am i the only person on here to post their pic? except piemonte's arse.

back to normal now

i posted mine on thisisstfc but no one really took any notice, i was wrecked at a full moon party covered in face paint

i think i remember that. but i don't remember what you look like. it'd be weird knowing what people on here look like

in freshers week i got the most drunk i've ever been, face stamped with ink smilies and was sick everywhere. my camera was used to take pictures so there are probably pics of me on t'internet somewhere looking a right state. i never found the camera either

guess which one i am:

:face
 :)  :beers  :doobie

the internet is a funny place ain't it

£10 on the white t-shirt

the drunkest looking one in the black, second from the right

yup the camp looking one

whits got it, this was the photo where i look gay

Your mate on the left is clearly on some sort of drug.

you missed the point of this post

strange how BWB hasn't made a contribution to this thread

i have no idea who this is? random trying to get in our picture

send it to fhm, mate a mint!

spose i could do that.

never having bought fhm, why send it to them?

they do a section on people butting in on your pictures, give ya a free digital camera or something close, normally worth £100 +

they give you money if you send in the best photo with a random in the background

no bad, no bad at all

that bloke does look a bit of a spaz tho'

yeah, i always do  :wink:

shit, six minutes without a post - the thread is dying!

i wonder if ben is reading the whole thread

whits will be watching the grand prix then

lamer. michael schumacher will win.

you missed the point not posting my pic again  8)

somebody else post a piccy of themselves  :|

to late you missed the link   8)

bah...shitfaced, need i say more

hooray!

I did read the whole thread, interesting. Can't believe theres been 320 posts since a few hours ago. This is me: :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/2hats/ben.jpg

i don't believe you, i think that's the lead singer from at the drive in.

schuey is in the middle of the grid. hopefully somebody will take him out

Yeah you're right sonic my afro's much bigger than that. 8)

i heard the krout likes it in the tail pipe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/Jan1324.jpg

thats the ony photo of me I have :cry:

wanking too much again yeovil?

I might watch the grand prix, Schumacher might not win it could even be worth watching.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/Picture014.jpg

dog bite

can' you take a photo of yourself?

Im at work no camera,though I probably wouldnt anyway.

nah i don't blame you, i'm paranoid people will come upto me at football now

They wont know its you without the badge.

and to be fair its half your face!! you could have half a jaw or something  :shock:

schuey is 3rd last on grid  8)

right i'm off to bed, its been a pleasure skaters  :beers

do your friends call you Tesco James?

i don't have friends!

night whits :]

Schumacher 20 seconds behind already. :beers

i r sleep as well bye

i decided i'm gonna watrch it tomorrow. i think i will go to bed soon  :shock:

I might watch the whole thing. I'm well hardcore me.

i need to start going to bed earlier, this will kill me soon

right g'night all. see you tomorrow afternoon for more randomness

bye

This is actually me, edited slightly so I don't get recognised too much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/2hats/15022005.jpg

slightly edited :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Barely edited at all, serious. :wink:

YES  :D  :D  :D  :D Schumacher's out what a great race!
 :beers  :beers

i've just read through all of this. you lot stole 10 minutes of my life

Nice to see my arse get a mention though :)

I read this as: yes, a big whits one saying "fuck off" on it  :D

 You'll be able to spot Yeovil.He has his hair in a ponytail despite his receeding hairline, he wears a waistcoat over a shirt with no collars, tight jeans and a pair of Hi-Tec trainers.When we score he puts his thumbs in his belt loops and does a funny dance.

Please please please tell me he wears a cowboy hat and sheriffs badge on his waistcoat  :D  :D

Okay.

 He wears a cowboy hat and a sheriffs badge on his waistcoat.

8)

Is his sheriffs badge rusty by any chance?

it was a long night and i don't remmeber much, my head hurts  :evil:  :evil:

i'm off to cut a tree down and do manly things

The mysteries of the marmite bullet wound

Sonic has a big head or was it the camera angle?

I was going to save the pic and put something insulting on the name badge over his name but couldnt be bothered,or could I? :twisted:

I still don't know what you were on about last night whits? oh well i'm a bit fick me

what about the point? or just generally  :mrgreen:

the point? did i miss something in that piccy?

never mind, what didn't u understand whiteboy

 :beers

Good to have you back, by the way, Whits.  :beers

 :cry:

i thought you were referring to my gayness by using the word "funny" although i've confused the buggery out of myself now  :?

probably not a good idea to use buggery and gayness in the same sentence  :-))(  :twisted:  :wink:

cheers boeta

why? i love a bit of gay buggery posting  
:wink:  :shock:  :?

everyman to his own i suppose!  :mooney

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

this was a good thread.

hows the cult, got any mass suicides on the go yet?

i think it died in my sleep :/