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Can anyone tell me what the song for callum kennedy was on saturday? was to the tune of mr saxobeat. only heard it very faintly and couldnt grasp the words. the "don't ya wish you winger was matt richie" was a classy one.

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We've updated the Cibochhi one. The second line is now "He's got cracking tweets, has Cibochhi."

 :dance:

Although when we sing it we spell Cibocchi correctly.

Apologies to Liverpool for ripping off their song (a bit), but how about, for Rafa De Vita, to the tune of 'Heartbeat':

Rafa, Rafa De Vita runs down the wing for me (Da da, da da da, da da, da da da) etc?

I MENTIONED THAT AGES AGO

Rubbish.

Oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh
oh, oh, uh oh,
oh, oh , oh, oh, oh,

DE VI TAAAHHH

To the tune of the Right Stuff by New Kids on the Block.

On the subject of Swindon songs is there one? I mean is there a song that relates only to Swindon - like West Ham have "I'm forever blowing bubbles" and Leeds have "Marching on together"? I'll tell you why - because I really cringed during the play off final a couple of years back when "our song" that they played at the beginning was "Can't help falling in love". Yeah, "our song" and about 20 other teams' song as well. At least Millwall really did have their own song.

Cross over the road my friend, Adam Chapman's round the bend. If you want your life to end, cross over the road...

Its senses working overtime by XTC.  Or if it's not it should be.

Work it Risser, make it better
Do it Risser, makes us stronger
More than ever, Risser's power
Risser's work is never over

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

At least it's a local band.

1,2,3,4,5 sense working ooooovertiiiiime!!!!  It is their best song.

wooooh oh whats luke got to do got to do with it?
whats luke but waynes better looking cousin.
whats luke got to do got to do with it.
he'll cross  the ball and leave the rest to benson

tina turner, whats love got to do with it?

to the tune of the adams family.

for our defensive foursome,
he's absolutely awesome,
from corners he will score some,
he's super aden flint,
da da dda da...... repeat  etc.
  8)

to the tune of the adams family
MATT RITCHIE  RITCHIE
HE HATES OXFORD ,ROVERS, CITY
COS HE'S F***ING QUALITY
MATT RITCHIE RITCHIE

i also had one for simon ferry  along the lines of ' FERRY ACROSS HIS JERSEY ' but it was a bit gay so am not gonna bother

Erm... what??

Like the steven gerrard song
MATT RITCHIE RITCHIE
HE HATES OXFORD , ROVERS , CITY
COS HE'S F***ING QUALITY
MATT RITCHIE RITCHIE

 hope that helps

Well that's not the Addams Family song then is it.

no , but my family name is adams and we made it up

A drunk Spud, will attempt to get the Alan McCormack song going tomorrow. To the tune of 'Hello' by Oasis.

Cibocchis Whitney Houston number needs to be sang Tomorow !

I hereby promise to join in with all of these that aren't gash.

dont call me paula, dont call me Paul o, dont call me paul, dont call me dave.
thats not my name thats not my name

ting tings for neville

id rather be, in division 3
than sharing the same breath with oxford scum

octopus garden

Was travelling down the A34 earlier when I this inappropriate song for a football insult, came into my head

'Do you know our name, you fat bastard Steve Evans,
Yes, we've won again, you fat bastard Steve Evans,
We're just too strong, we'll be in League One,
And you're just, a fat bas-tard, Stevie Evans'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0&feature=related

he's mcormack
strikers see him and fall and fall and fall and fall
he's mcormack
built like a shithouse wall

hit the road jack

and i wish it could be crawley every game
with a 3-0 scoreline and a fat cunt stood in pain
yes i wish it could be crawley every game
let that cunt, steve evans, keel over.

wish it could be xmas everyday

caddis caddis, we're so in love with you
caddis caddis, youre jock but yes you'll do
caddis caddis, we cannot understand yoooou

denise blondie

Milan Misun, he never played for us, Milan Misun
He was uncontracted, could have been fantastic

Milan Misun, he never played for us, Milan Misun
No ones gonna drag you up, to play for the side where you belong
But where do you belong?

The Sign - Ace of Base

Nice, Si. I enjoyed Aga Do and Macarena last night, did you have a hand in those?

Nope both liam's doing. Took as half of Friday night for him to unleash the macarena

..getting better in the air and on the deck, is Oli Risser ;D

happily walked to the ground on saturday following who could only be jayohaitchenn and his mates due to the songs being sung. very enjoyable as myself and my friend were several sheets to the wind at that stage. Saturday night however we went to cheltenham for a few(alot) drinks where we spent the majority of the evening and very early hours chanting the Callum Kennedy song. Boeta was having some problems however. we are still unsure who Alan Kennedy is! keep the songs coming gents! :pint: :pint: :clap: :beers:

Where you the lads joining in a few yards behind us?

Thats us, :bye:  it was only me and one other at that stage as we were meeting Boeta at the ground. Gave a blast of Give us an S as we walked past the Jurys Inn. we sang along with you all the way to the ground. it was good fun i thought.

Haha I remember us signing the Cibocchi song then you lads walked around the corner and joined in. Then some other dude across the road at Jurys Inn joined in as well. Good times.

You will be glad to know that mid-way through the first half of the match between Harrogate Town v Vauxhall Motors, the crowd of 450 were treated to a sterling version of "Sha la la la la la......Wesley Foderingham!" as news broke of his penalty save.

The good people of Harrogate were also treated to 4am versions of "Alan.....Alan.....Alan McCormack", "I wanna dance with Cibocchi" and "He is Namibian and his name is Oli Risser".

Spreading the word of the Rhumba-bus in 5th Gear.

Was a proper laugh that. Helped along by the mornings Jagerbomb intake. :)

Haha quality :D

The songs are fucking genius, love em!!

Haha I half expected us to gather more and more people like the video for vindaloo. Brilliant pre-match efforts.

What a bunch of cunts, still can't believe Jayo doesn't rate bouncing all over the worldddddddddddddddd

Nobody rates that you toe rag ;)

Yeahhh it was class at Torquay!

general atmosphere was quality at Torquay but certain fans behavior was cretinious as is 'bouncing all over the world' :suicide:

Yes, not much good for younger kids when some chav lands on top of them because they think bouncing is funny

Chavs? behave.

Do the stunning Pringle jumpers and Jeremy Kyle Show Ringtones not count then?

 ??? Sorry for wearing designer clothes to football hunny, Jeremy Kyle?  :fishing:

Best to wash the designer clother before you leave for football next time, i could smell the staffie piss miles away.

In all fairness not all the bouncers were burberry clad chavs, although all were cringe worthy   :gay:

Why cringe worthy? What about the ones stopping to let people through, picking people up, telling the ones shoving stewards and what not to stop being cocks?

To the tune of 'I will survive' 2nd verse
 
It took all the strength we had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces that were broke by Hart
and we spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for ourselves
We used to cry
Now we hold our heads up high
Di Canio
Has saved our club
He's not that chained up little person
the FA wanted though
and so they sent him to the stands
to sit with his Swindon family
now we're saving all our loving
for the mighty Paolo D.

Speaking as someone with a 3 year banning order, you haven't got a leg to stand on Crispy.

I was gonna say.. I wasn't one of those to be fair, I was one of the cunts..

the la la la wesley fod song, what is the tune meant to be?

(you may find this hard to believe but its been slightly bastardised by the town end choir and I cant quite make it out)

I have no idea, I just sing it :D

No idea what the tune is supposed to be.  We have adapted the tune from Fortuna Dusseldorf in Germany whom a few of us have links with.

Brown girl in the ring by Boney M

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/9587072.Fans_in_good_voice_on_commemorative_CD_for_Wembley_final/?ref=la

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3y9SkJ5X8

Right up with singing out for Swindon.

Pahahhahahahaaaaaaaa  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Jesus christ, that is shit.

Just in case you forgot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AwWvulN_SPk

Are we sure that's not a piss take?

“With Town going to Wembley it is the ideal time and we are hoping a lot of Swindon fans will buy the CD to mark this occasion.''

- Producer, Robin Banks

Haha! Even 'Singing out for Swindon' was better. Who on earth would buy that?!

The begining sounds like Rick Ashley.

Is the adver Rick Rolling us?!

I managed 20 seconds, then had to stop it. Cringe overload. Can we tempt XTC to do us a song if we really must have one?

Hahaha, that's awful!

It makes 'singing out' sound like a Grammy award winner.

I hope I never have to hear that song at any of our games.

My ears are bleeding.

Those songs are awful. Really awful.

What has been heard cannot be unheard.

I wish I was deaf after hearing that.

Fucking hell, the creators of that need shooting.

To the tune of Ce Cera Cera

Paul Caddis Caddis
It's plain for all to see
he's only 5 ft 3
Paul Caddis Caddis

'His name is Wesley Fodringham - He's our number one,
We're going up as fucking champions he hates the oxford scummmmmmmmm'

Is all i've been singing for the past 2 days winding everyone up.

I've just thought, is Fodders even #1? Or is Smith? Fuck knows  ::)

Fodders is 35 I think.

Who was the poster who put a few tunes up on here that he had created in cubase, abletron or wahtever it was, cant he put together a commemorative ditty?

(ps I still have those tunes on my ipod)

Surely someone on here has the skills to do a mash up of the Townsend chants - would be far better than that shite...

Or a townend remix of Taio Cruz.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIpChAwNan8&feature=fvwrel

To rockin all over the world by the Quo...

Here we go and here we go and here we gooooooooooooooooo.....
Swindon Town & Di Canio
Here we gooooooooooooooo, rockin all over the world.....

Love the Quo

Billy Bodin is our striker
Billy Bodin is  A red
Billy Bodin plays for Swindon Town

He's Swindon born and bred

To this tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPbTNLn0Zc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Oh Lee Holmes, used to play for Oxford but he's at a big club now"

Just remembered that on Saturday, in mid blast of 'Chibocchi', some fucker turned round and told us to 'give it a rest, its boring'.

I think Jayohaitchen lambasted him, but does make me aware that our twatty songs are maybe not enjoyed by all in the Town End.  :hmmm:

That bloke was a cunt. And not in a jovial way, an actual cunt.

Id love to run a pub called 'The Jovial Cunt'

They are not, but who gives a flying fuck? Can you remember last season or the season before when myself and friend were singing "Agaaaaaa do do do push pineapple shake a tree aga do do do football in a library" for fucking ages and your lot got a bit shitty?  :girlgiggle:

Dont think it was me matey, Id enjoy a bit of football in the library. Although I do have a vague recollection of the chant. My fondest memory is that of your splendid pink jumper, as I only knew you then as 'singing kid in the pink jumper'.

That Agadoo chant was fucking shit. And annoying. You cunt.

Doo da doo doo doo do doodo doo daaaa doo do do do do do
Love Caddis


Love cats - the cure

You play wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully well with matt ritchie
You know that'll he'll do anything for you
You link up too with Ferry
A superb midfield three
Running down the right
Defences look shite
It's a wonderful thing, it's a perfect team

See above

Top of the league, you and me
Opposition crys not heard
We'll win it in spring
It's a treacherous thing
They missed, we hit with
LOVE CADDIS

see above

Whilst anything that can reference the Cure should be looked on as genius, not sure our young clapaholics would know this. The old goth/punks amongst us would have a field day with this though.

Buy within the next 20 Minutes and receive the 'Sexual Predator' track as mp3 download

I'd like to think the chorus could be sung quite easily

You fucking loved it.

I think we established he didn't Crispy.It was the 'it was shit' comment that gave it away.

this works amazingly

All lies.

To the tune of "Can't Touch This".

Doo doo doo do, do do, do do, PAUL CADDIS.




Sorry.

I. LOVE. THIS.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ginginho and Dave! Brilliant. I'm definitely going to try out the Can't Touch This one for the Torquay game :)

I'll probably be a bit too pissed to remember the Love Cats one... maybe I'll write it down.

'Cant touch this' is the shit, got to be done!  ;D

still love the Cibocchi song!

More than willing to have a blast at that one

Stop Ritchie time.

Stop  RUMBA TIME (Then rumba arms follow)

To be fair some of the songs on here are fucking brilliant, and it would be great to hear more of the at the CG.

However, for the JPT Final I believe we need to keep it simple so that the daytrippers & part timers can get involved.

Although we want to forget the Millwall game, there's no doubt that the fact that they only had two songs helped them to make more noise, as every fucker in their end could join in with the oh so irritating "No one Likes us...." & "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

This, and playing in white was bad for us for that reason.

When Ritchie Gets Tired
Motivation is low
When The left back rides high
And our crossing, won't go
We will mix up our wings
Scoring different goals

Holmes, Holmes will tear you apart, again.

everywhere we go, we always take the piss on the pitch.

crowded house

or

Everywhere we go, you always take devera with you

 :clap: :clap:

Luke Rooney is dangerous
He puts you through your paces
He'll take it round your team with so much ease

And Luke Rooney is dangerous
He runs it at defenders
He'll take it round your team with so much ease

Theme from M*A*S*H*

Fucking love it. Nice one Mex/Dave

he's off to a flyer, he's of to a flyer after the pox
cause holmes on fire, when he's crossing to benson in the box

dancing in the dark

I'm sure there's a song in there somewhere to "Take me home" by Jon Denver, purely based on "Lee Holmes" substituting with "me home".

Come on wordsmiths and lyricists help me out. Mr brian (sic) is battered after a tough working week, it refuses to do much but let me type and dribble.

Holmes, he's Lee Holmes,
back at the place, where he belongs,
Super Swindon, something something...

see.

...
Back to the place where he belongs,
Left the scummers to join the champions,
bring him home, super Lee Holmes?


Or,
Back to the place where he belongs,
Left the scummers to join the champions,
He's come home, super Lee Holmes?

Or,

Back to the place where he belongs,
Left the scummers to join the champions,
He's come home, county road?

I love the 'We are Swindon, we're top of the league' song to the tune of Sloop John B.

It's catchy, it's simple and factually correct.

Love it 8)

Not as good as 'We are Swindon, we'll do what we want'

 ::)

That worked out well for you though Crispy

What's the si ferry song lads?

Walking in a finney wonderland....... Jj moons

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What's the tune to the Alan McCormack song?

Think it's supposed to be Hello by Oasis.

'He ran on your pitch' was also very amusing  :D

I don't think we sing it enough

We need to implement my 'heads, shoulders, knees and toes' song.

I like a Wonderwall song.

Ferry, Ferry? To the tune of 'Denis' by Blondie?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g

"Did you love me like a good little girl?"

Oh my days. I prefer the Oasis version.

2:20 onwards;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D9JzX4LPwU

De Viiiiiiiiiita, woh oh, Deeeeeeeeeeee Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiita woah oh oh oh

To Volare by Dean Martin


Or

Matt Ritchie, woh oh, Maaaaaaatt Riiiiiiii iii iiitchie woah oh oh oh.

as above

Or
 
A thorn in your side, you know he'll piss all over you,
A bundle of goals, its just how many will you conceed?
You should have played better, you should have got to the ball first,
You should have played better, so you got what you deserved,
Woh a woh a woh a woh,
Woh a woh a woh a woh,
Woh a woh a woh a woh,
BENNO! (Whole Town End/ DRS/ Stadium with the BENNO!)

To piss all over you,Paul Benson, is all he wants to do, Paul Benson
To piss all over you, Paul Benson, is all he wants to do, Paul Benson

Woh a woh a woh a woh,
Woh a woh a woh a woh,
Woh a woh a woh a woh,
BENNO!

To Eurythmics/ Annie Lennox- Thorn in my side.

Anyone put Joe Devera to Hallelujah yet?  Works well.

And

'Oh my God I can't believe it, the pox missed out so we signed Lee Holmes' by Kaiser Chefs.

Probably already been suggested.

Our fans can't sing anything nearly that slow.

Would the Hallelujah DJ Dougal remix work?

How's this one?

Who's that charging down the wing, is it Matt Ritchie.. Is it Matt Ritchieeeeeee?

To the song: Monster by The Automatic.
I think it could really work? ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7X3LYGV_N8&feature=related

Didn't your lovely group do a Kevin Amankwaah version too?

He had the Monster song?

He had...

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No one's had the Monster song then?

Yes Ifil and Amankwaah.

Oh I see. Lovely.

There's got to be a song in this one, from the chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKjI6395iU

but now i have refined it too..... 'Ferry,  show em no mercy ,
                                            cos swindon towns the place you love
                                            and here you'll stay'
                                          

Is it only The alan alan and shalalalalalala songs that have made it properly?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5JtyTAuYKk

dooby do Paul Benson

^I guess I have to add something, it's shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpxR0SO7G4

Strolling along, minding his own business
Well there goes a goal and a half, they've got him going up and down
Walking off the pitches looking at the subs bench

doo do do it's ronan murray

We made a new drinker song tonight, it may not make sense in the morning but I'm going to post it anyway.
To the tune of Oasis - All around the world

Wes Foderigham
He's saved another one
All around the goal
He'll always make another save

needs work!

:facepalm:

Tequila by The Champs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tG6P2rBU-ho)
Replacing Tequila with De Vita!! My missus tweeted it to Raffa last season!! His response was 'nice!'

I think raffa was being kind :no:

You sure your Mrs didn't send him a picture of her tits at the same time?

God that is bad, it sounded fucking brilliant last night.

Nicked from Arsenal who sang it to Freddie Llungberg,to the tune of Andy Williams 'Cant take my eyes off of you'

'We love you Ferry because you've got shit hair,
we love you Ferry because you're everywhere,
we love you Ferry cos you're Swindon through and throouughh'.

We sing a version for Andy Williams already.

Na definitely not, he did say 'nice' after all  :D

Been trying to think of a new one for a while.

To the tune of Magic by Pilot, what about:

Oh-oh-oh he's magic
You know
Raphael Rossi Branco-ohhh

(Maybe replace "magic" with "injured")

how about, "going down going down going down" :sherlock: