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« on: Thursday, April 27, 2023, 14:20:05 »

The final away game of the season brings together two railway towns in nothing more than a meaningless game.

Crewe 2 Swindon 2 Att: 4,250 (700 away fans)

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 27, 2023, 16:28:47 »

Crewe 2-1 Swindon
Khan to score
4,455 (651 Town)
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 27, 2023, 19:15:13 »

Probably a score draw...I'll go one a piece or maybe someone will edge it by a single goal margin.

Limited interest as the season is already 'on the beach'.

Crewe 1-1 Swindon
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I think someone like Hutton will get ''injured'' tomorrow. Just some anomaly like a tweaked groin but out for about a week conveniently. Freeing up all important time to meet with clubs and discuss contracts elsewhere. Or just maybe he'll be on the beach...

Morris to receive hate mail after the game, based on a quote somebody posted from a presser, which was then interpreted as him being a spoilt entitled ''Chelwsee Boi''. Kzristian Dzoxy Kzrusti Czock posts it onto Facebook, in which someone interprets it as Morris not being committed to the cause and being a whiny bitch who should accepts tinpot travel and accom arrangements coz ov ''chynees wispas innit'' and quotes out of context. Said Krusto Cock follower and irrelevant sperm sample then decides it's a good idea to send a cold turd to Morris after a ''sesh''.

NB: They would've sent a flaming turd but they are still figuring out how to turn the safety off on that big box of Cook's Matches 

Ahh, never a dull moment supporting Town. Ryan Whelan also seen sporting a Crawley Town scarf whilst giving Sdm a hand shandy under the table in the Directors Suite  Cheesy




If anyone takes any of that remotely seriously, please give your fucking head a wobble and please see Mooneyraker so they can wash the sand out your vagina
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, April 28, 2023, 09:36:32 »

3-0 town. no problem.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 07:30:32 »

Will be in the directors box for this one trying not to get too drunk.

Expecting us to lose 2-1 with Austin scoring.

For any travelling fans staying the night I would highly recommend Hickory's gretsy green. Had the smokehouse platter last night and it was mind blowing.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 08:00:51 »

Fancy a victory today by 1 goal. I'll go for a 2-1 success.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 08:27:41 »

I’d heard last weekend that we had sold about 200 tickets, so expecting less than 500.

As for the game, based on the game down here think they will be a bit Stevenage & be well versed in the dark arts & will nick a 1-0 win
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 08:55:55 »

Fancy a victory today by 1 goal. I'll go for a 2-1 success.
I was thinking that. But to have any chance of catching you I'll go for 2-2!🙂
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 10:32:37 »

Pre match and now the end is near... in The Crewe Dog.

Walking through the town centre and the locals were dropping like flies, writhing on the ground in apparent agony following delayed reactions to zero or minimal contact.
So it's not just the football team then.
Hopefully Crewe will not resort to any of that shit today and the hardy souls in attendance might be treated to a decent game.

Well, it's been a turgid wet fart of a season & I'm glad that it's nearly over.

Hoping for some common sense recruitment in the summer.
In general terms the squad needs a core of 5 or 6 players that will play a minimum of 40 odd games & contain experience of promotion, some strength, pace & flair and topped with some footballing street savvy.
The lads that have shown some promise this season are bound to benefit from having the above group around them on the pitch next season.

That's all folks.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 10:46:01 »

I was thinking that. But to have any chance of catching you I'll go for 2-2!🙂

Bollocks I've not played my cards very close to my chest have I? Or am I playing a sneaky game here?
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 12:57:44 »



Harrison Minturn replaces Tom Brewitt to make his third start of the campaign, while Saidou Khan takes the armband once again.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 12:58:40 »



Harrison Minturn replaces Tom Brewitt to make his third start of the campaign, while Saidou Khan takes the armband once again.

That was before 2pm JJ. Rob H on comms😀
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 13:01:27 »

And Wakeling starting instead of Shade .
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 13:11:10 »

And Wakeling starting instead of Shade .

To be fair Shade has had his chances and failed to take them. He was terrible against Stevenage so he could have lost his spot to a number of players.
We won't see Johnny W again in a town shirt
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, April 29, 2023, 13:13:56 »

To be fair Shade has had his chances and failed to take them. He was terrible against Stevenage so he could have lost his spot to a number of players.
We won't see Johnny W again in a town shirt
That makes me very sad
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