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peeling pva glue off my hands
lunchtime football
chocolate cake with chocolate custard at school
my imagination
STAR WARS!
making f1 racetracks on the floor out of cellotape



i'll probably think of more later.

Stress free life
No work
Living on £15 a week
No pressure
Microwave Pizza's

School
nothing to worry about
cartoon network
being the centre of attention
Cops and robbers

Summer holidays that went on for ever (and it never seemed to rain).

Fishing at Daniels Well in Malmesbury.

About £15 for a season ticket at the local swimming pool.

And the drugs used to work.

Sniffing glue
Lunchtime ciggy down the bottom of the school field
Hash cakes
Monging out, not thinking about much
Star Whores
Putting sellotape over people's lips and ripping it off

No nanny politics, no overbearing state and being free to do whatever the fuck I wanted within the (open and reasonably un-bothered) law.

Shit.

the topic means things you did in your child hood but dont any more, everyone off them is null and void, and i even recon you pop down schools for that cheeky one.

I miss the old school tuck shops. 10p bags of crisps, bottles of milk with a straw.....

Do you miss the lorry that brought you over when you were a kid chubbs?

You bastard.

That is fucking funny though.

all of it!

Gah. You could have all that back now, quit the job and sign on, you get slightly more than 15 quid a week, but all the rest would be yours for the asking.

You've either fundamentally misunderstood the term "childhood" or you were way too intense as a kid. And probably wore a crushed velvet all-in-one suit with frilly ruffs at the wrists. Which would explain a lot, thinking about it.

footy stickers in the play ground - got, got, got, got, got, need, got, got, got, got. Were 2 stickers worth a shiny?

i have the entire USA 94 world cup album, cost me a fucking fortune to get that lot.

I started collecting them but i hated them they were rubbish. The only one i completed was the 93/94 season when we were in the prem. Vinny Samways was the last sticker i needed to complete it.

It was a boat, get it right

:D Pannini. My little sisters always somehow managed to get hold of my albums and draw on them or rip them up. Never forgave them even after all these years. Spit in their tea :mrgreen:

Bulldog
Going on the Rampage
Playing footy every night
Cheap season ticket at STFC
Standing in Shrivvy Road and the Town end and on the bank and everywhere else at away games..

Spots.
Liking girls who didn't like you.
Hard-ons in the classroom for no reason.
Detention.
Getting angsty over trivial things.
Trying to fit in.
Wet dreams.
Sadistic PE teachers.

God how I miss those days!..............................

Playing world cup at lunch

Jan Aage Fjortoft  :D

Wanking - It just dont seem the same when your older :(

Pogs
Tazzos
Sticking Sellotape on your hand, licking it and peeling it off so the glue was left
Party Rings biscuits
Going to Bowood

someone eles did that too? ace

Free dental care
kids calling me a kraut
The Turtles 8)
Having nothing to worry about financially

Going scrumping
Building go-karts
Taking the piss out of the guards on duty at Windsor Castle
Swimming in the river
Building tree houses
Summer holidays, leaving home at 8am with a drink and sandwich and coming home at 9pm and no one told you off, would cycle for miles.

And most of all, playing football every night down the rec.

playing football all the time
proper size wagon wheels
crazy lego constructions
conkers without protective clothing
getting pissed on 2 cans of stella

for sure

3D Puzzles
Regular trips to Toys R us
I used to love playing with my brothers super van city as well   :oops:

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Gah. You could have all that back now, quit the job and sign on, you get slightly more than 15 quid a week, but all the rest would be yours for the asking.[/quote]

I could go on the Jeremy Kyle show as well with all that time, woohoo!

major morgan
kiss chase
making crank calls to childline
Ox Tails
boys on motorbikes that kept calling for me

That reminded me of a little kid with white hair in our school that was really shy who we chased and chased every day for a laugh.  :D

My BMX
Giant sized cola bottle sweets that cost 10p
Playing footy every day
No bills to pay
Shoot/Match magazine
Eating whatever the hell I wanted and maintaining my skeleton-like figure
Being able to run all day, and not aching all over the next

you evil bully, poor albino kid.

Your a bully Lady!

Anyone miss those bits of card you put in your spokes to make it sound like a motorbike!

Never-ending summer holidays  :cry:
Sticking a peice of card between the spokes on your bike to make it sound like a motorbike.  8) [EDIT: I thought of this before Ash posted it]
The domebusters

The girl who works for me went to Oasis last week with her kid, said it was still ace, I think I need to go there this weekend!

I'm not a bully!  It was fun then.  I think he liked the fun of the chase.  His cheeks used to go bright red too!

As for those things you put on the spokes of your bike, did you not get them free in kelloggs cereals?

Air rifles
Motorbikes
Footy
Throwing up after a couple of cans of cider.
Striker on the SNES
Sensible Soccer on the Mega Drive
Making up games
The anticipation and excitement at the thought of one day being able to drive - I'm only 27 and I've been driving for more than 1/3 of my life already. :evil:  
I remember being particularly gutted when the Flintstones made way for Neighbours on BBC 1. :(

Another genius way we found was to ride over an empty coke can which would kind of clamp its way around the tyre and then wedge itself between the rear forks. Made an ace sound.

Not so good though if you managed to pierce the can. I went through countless puncture repair kits.

oooh I forgot my Sinclair spectrum and my Atari off the list, Treasure Island Dizzy, might have to try and play it when I get home  8)

Building dens
Pogs
Tour de Grange Parc (time trials on my mates dads racing bike from 1973)
Going to Lydiard every evening in the summer
The Virgin Megapass
Friday night ice skating
Skateparks! (when rollderblades were cool... i had some sick K2's...)
Basketball up at Greendown

boglins

Pokemon

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I remember them, I think I still have mine in the back of the cupboard somewhere

Next time you come to a town game you must bring it with you  :D

http://frederatorblogs.com/media/inline/2607.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'll bring them on Saturday  :D
Other kids used to pop the eyes out of them

ha ha ace  8)

Thunderforce on mega drive
WCW
Fouling football
King Catch
Pogo Sticks

Did anyone ever make a Tracy Island from Blue Peter?

No but I made the my little pony caravan thing Sarah Green made on there  :oops:

ooooh Thunder cats

TREASURE ISLAND DIZZY!!!!!!!!

I fucking love you birdy!

This is what i miss:

http://www.mantaforce.co.uk/Collection/Manta.html

I had the whole collection of them toys and they were ace!

The Friday booze run to Budgens, then cycling back with a 3 litre bottles of cider on each side of the handlebars.

Drinking said cider down the park.

Cricket on the BBC

Gummi bears.
Being able to eat sweets and sugary crap non-stop without feeling unwell.
Top of the pops on a Thursday night.
Conkering in September.

The six weeks off during Summer.

Playing Footy down Liden Park.

Do you want to come round and play then  :D ?

MANTA FORCE!!!! OMG I loved that shit..i had the whole lot aswell

Remember stingers. And tunnels!

Another thing i remember from playing football is rush and skelly keepers.  :)

girls fighting over me 8)
rampages
greendown lads toothill vs freshbrook footy matches
sniffing poppers over lydiard park during lunch break
mates from back then

Do you still get that discount from Footloose :wink:

hahahaha

wow Lady did you used to go to Bowood?

being a Calney we used to go there all the time - I went the other day to that family fun day and looked at the death slide and its really not as scary as I remember!

I also miss going in my best friends dads bubble car
working out how many years between me and the Swindon player I fancied at the time and working out if it would be legal to marry them!
having school books and folders to cover in Take That stickers and pictures
taping the charts off the radio

I can't believe I forgot about Take That!

Yeah Charlotte, always went to Bowood House since I was little!

I LOVED that playground and the death slide at the time seemed huge!

Memories  :P

Hmm

Cycling up to the shop to get my Cabbage Patch stickers
having 10p of Sweets and you would get lots
Girls knocking on my door for me
stalking the girl you fancied at school who didn't like you
getting my first Sat job at the Market that used to be in the car park in Fleet St
Playing Run Outs around Shaftesbury Lakes

hmmmm, now there's an offer i simply cannot refuse!



Do you want to come round and play then  :D ?

So you gonna play with me or Chubbs? you can't have both you greedy pig  :D

there's plenty of days in the week.

Does anyone remember Garbage pail kids! they were like evil cabbage patch kids?

Also did any of the other ladies used to spend all there pocket money in the body shop on soaps and lip balms and white musk and think you were dead sophisticated?

Haha the Body Shop, it was that honey lip balm stick everyone had or the little lip balm pots that were kiwi or strawberry flavour!

I still have some garbage pail kids  :D

I know what I dont miss

sleeping at my cousins and having to use the scary Tron duvet cover!

I stayed over my cousins' place when I was a lad - they'd just got a magic set.

Being older than me they decided to creep me out and told me they would turn me into a panther during the night - naturally I was terrified and didn't sleep a wink. :evil:

Swindon being good
Live football on the TV being something to look forward to and hoping it was on the BBC and not ITV
Being able to wear outrageous fashion items without wondering if they'll make you look like a twat in a photo that gets dragged out 15 years later
Footballers all seeming so much older than me
Treats
The crazy queue outside the cinema on a Saturday for a new PG release
Getting from Moredon to Town for about 19p on the bus
1/2p sweets

music class (it was more sex ed and was quality!)
going over the alotments for a crafty fag (until my mate burnt it down!!!)
50p for sweets got you half the shop
having the parents pay for football instead of me!!!
1992 Barcelona Olympics (school trip)
Wishing i'd had a condom with me on the Exmore trip (i'll always regret that!!!)

You went to the Olyimpics on a school trip??!!  :shock:

Lucky swine! - we walked to Bowood once!

yeah 10 days. Stayed in La Fosca (if my memory serves me right)
was in our 6 weeks holiday but was the best ever.

Being turned into a panther sounds quite cool 8)

Not being a local lad I used to get so much shit being a Town fan, for pretty much the entire Prem season I went into school on Monday mornings to find the black-board covered in whatever horrific result we'd endured at the weekend.  

I used to wish so much that I could live in Swindon so I wouldn't have to endure all that, the Stevenage game was the worst - I really wasn't looking forward to the ribbing that game was sure to bring about.

I think it was all a good test of character now I look back at it.

Yeah, now it does...

I didn't want to have to think about what my parents would do with me if I were a panther, what I'd do for food - would I eat people?  Where would I sleep?

It was all too much.

Street games of Rounders
Friday night ice skating
Dens
Why dont you
friday - shopping days = Smash Hit mag
and chucky egg... im now going on a hunt for this.

Chucky egg!! that was ace!!

Chucky egg - quelle la?

it was a computer game - it was a little man that had to collect eggs - kind of like a olden days super Mario

I have that here at work!

http://www.chuckie-egg.co.uk/?gclid=COuRocCqzY4CFQfmlAodCm-N7w

http://www.flasharcade.com/action-games/chuckie-egg-game.html

oooh how exciting! cheers guys!

wow ace!

chuckie egg is my favouritist game ever.

Talking of the body shop, was it true girls could grow their nails then clip a centimetre off or something and sell it for a £1? I vaguely remember trying to do this once as my paper round wasnt paying enough.

Wooot go me at chuckie egg. Bloody Yellow Duck thing can't catch me!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/chuckie.gif

And you can get a pretty much perfect remake for free here...

http://vroomfondel.net/chuckie/

No need to spend money and stuff.

You are weird  :o

I think Give us an S sniffed a bit of the glue when he was a kid  8)

ha ha

No that sounds kinda familiar - bloody disgusting though!!

playing football until it got so dark that you couldn't see each other and could only just make out the goalposts
Tuck Shop visits at lunchtimes, you could get so much with so little in those days!
Match of the day/Gauntlet on Amstrad 6128
Hot Wheels cars that used to dent when you crashed into them
White dog shit

I was thinking about playing Maze Craze on the Atari, I miss that...

I remember being so exited when my dad brought home the Atari...

Which was Guy Branston's nickname (not that he liked it, mind).  Branston is a centre half who played for Rotherham and Walsall (and probably others), for info...

cheers donkey

Better than being named after a pickle i suppose

I am such a twat...I just sat there looking at your post trying to think of Dave's Pickle, Birdy Pickle or Donkey Pickle...until the penny dropped. :oops:

Although, perhaps the fact I've just told you all this is in fact what makes me a twat... :oops:  :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  ace

You twat  :D

 :soapy tit wank:

- playing bulldog! and getting told in assembly every week we wern't allowed to play bulldog so changing the name of it everyweek so we wouldn't get told off!
- my best friend moving to NYC and me being allowed to go vist her in summer holidays on my own
- getting up at 6am on a weekend so you could watch your favourite children's tv show on tv! i used to get up at something stupid like 5:35am just so i could watch the magic school bus!!  :?
- sitting in assembly on the floor and fighting with the person next to you, so you would have your knee on top of their leg, not their leg on top of yours!!! (please tell me you did that too!?!)
- being the fastest runner in school
- 'golden time' on a friday afternoon, and being put in the 'black book' if you were naughty and then having to watch everyone else have golden time whilst you sat there!
- lego! i had so many lego models in my room, i remember a fire station and an under water ship thing! complete with seaweed!
- the famous five!! and then trying to go on adventures like them with your friends!
- getting annuals of your favourite shows every christmas
- being scared of father christmas and never getting any sleep on christmas eve because i was terrified of him!!!

golden time??? Your knee on their knee??? What kind of school did you go to?

Apart from..



stfc11 has made me feel very old :/

sweets...

relive those memories www.aquarterof.co.uk

Lager tops were ace!

wow this thread was successful, that's a first for me

you didn't get golden time?! it was on a friday afternoon, if you'd been good you got to go play outside, read a book or paint or something like that, and if you were naughty your name got put in the book and you had to sit and watch everyone have fun!

When you sat on the floor in assembly cross legged and you knee would under the other person's leg which was uncomfy so you'd try and get your knee on top of their leg  :soapy tit wank:

I thought i went to quite a normal school! apparently not!

playing subbuteo - didn't have computers

and the challenge of sticking a player back on his base after you've managed to crush him, or trying to play the game when you've gone OTT and surrounded the pitch with stands with proper plastics.

Yeah, although subbuteo seems like a sweet memory, I don't remember ever actually finishing a game. It normally ended up into some sort of made up game like trying to throw the balls in the goal from across the room - which was harder than it sounds as those things bounce a bit.

 :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: i laughed at that

oh OK,  thanks for clearing up "golden time", I guess we had it but didn't call it that. The assembly thing - I genuinely don't remember the issue, we must have had a bigger "personal space"!

My list, there must be a million things. None of which I can remember now:

- Trying to copy the trick we saw on "BMX beat" using nothing but a brick and a plank of wood to create a ramp - but normally settling for  putting your front brake on and impressing you mates with your 'endo'
- School (holidays) TV that was crap but you watched it anyway - Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn , Annie, etc, etc.
- After School TV that was actually quite good - Grange Hill (zammo, gonch, cleever and before that Tucker et al), Dogtanian, uleseyes, Mysterious cities of gold, knightmare  (might have been a bit old to watch  a few of them  :oops: I have a younger sister)
- Playing football and cricket out the back, 6 and out rules if you hit the ball over the garden. Trying not to kick the football over "Tippers" fence as he never gave them back (wanker).
- Kick the can, chain gang,  etc - ip dip dog shit to see who was 'it'.
- Crap family holidays camping/caravanning in whatever the wettest part of England was at the time. Actually I don't miss that at all.
-Delivering free papers for some stupid low amount of pocket money. The paper bag was sooooo heavy that Heathrow baggage handlers would be prevented by H&S from picking it up.
- Going to 'youth club', usually getting board and sneaking off to the Abbey Grounds where the smokers and drinkers were.

You are not alone in either of those things!

 :D

In primary school I remember being in assembly and having a nose bleed, asking the teacher if I could go and get a tissue, she said I should stop complaining and sit back down. So I let my nose bleed all over the new carpet in the assembly room for 5 minutes

The thing i remember from assemblies was digging your elbow into the thigh of the person next to you while you were sitting cross-legged...

Assemblies always remind me of farting - either trying to do a loud one and not get detected or gagging because some arsehole had done a SBD

two of the most ace kids shows ever:

Mask:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/tans2007/48m.jpg


Ghostbusters:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/tans2007/legion.jpg


 8)

I was a keener - I liked giving out the hymn books for assembly!

I miss using words like keener and doing chinny reckon!! ha ha!

I miss being put in black bin bags and being sent up chimneys to clean them.

Imiss not worrying about relationships and whether a friend of a friends boyfriend is really gay.

Im waitng for uncle Alan to tel us about how he misses playing on his penny farthing bike and playing with hoops and tops in the street!  :wink:

i miss the word skill. But only when used to describe a random act of chance.

hangover-free mornings. i'm falling out of my chair today.

mini milk ice-creams, i haven't had one for years.

i second that  8)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/tans2007/10305011_L.jpg

thirded  :D

That will be your third spanking in the bank now then Miss.

I have a box of them in the freezer, in fact I might go and get one right now. 8)

You're never too old.

I miss Lucky Charms too  :king:

Thursday Night Disco
Sending "secret" Valetine cards
Looking up certain female addresses in the class register
Being school or class captain made you feel important
jumping the fence at school to skip classes

remembered some more.
lobbing eggs at ridgeway kids from the bus.
the whole class humming in a deaf teachers lesson.
being able to have a scrap and not ending up in court.
having about 20 of us going into a shop at once and filling our pockets.

Getting excited about xmas.

Getting excited about birthdays.

Holidays down Cornwall and Devon.

WWF wrestling figures.

Not having to worry about money.

Having perfect health.

I still do that  :D

Is transworld sport still on at stupid o'clock sunday monrnings?? never missed that

also greenbrige market/boot sale was ace as a kid.

break at school and waiting anxiously for the teacher to say it was ok to play on the grass

Remember the Naff64 coats?! they were the days

and spliffy jeans  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I completely forgot about greenbridge market!

www.metalmickey.com  8)

I used to love the toy shop at the bottom of town. Beeties??

Also the market when O'Neills, Sir Dans is...

being able to get out of bed before midday

I used to buy my pound puppies from there

Beatties was ace.  They had the whole trains/aviation section upstairs too!

That was a proper toy shop.

they had an ace virtual reality game in there for about a month. twas ace i tell thee

Throwing chalk at the teacher while they had their back turned
Sticking notes to the French teachers back
Forcing the science teacher to get another teacher as he could not handle the class

Beatties was a great shop. Used to have one in Banbury which i loved going to.

Yep, that was my toy shop of choice too.

i remember when darth vader was in beatties.
oh add star wars figures to the list!

My contribution to this thread

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20070919/tuk-happy-birthday-scalextric-50-years-y-45dbed5_1.html

I've still got my Scalextric in my parents loft  8)

Actually having to ring a girls house, speak to one of their parents, ask to speak to their daughter and ask her out on a date. God bless texting  :D

Being able to get girls to show me their's if I showed them mine....the family next door had three girls of varying ages.....the eldest who may have been  about 13 to my 9 or 10,  was not only prepared to show it, but allowed a bit of  feeling. :P

AMEN!

Happy days!

 Very happy....back then sex was a bit taboo, so everything was done by instinct,  I had a strong urge to discover as much as I could about girls...

Was teh same in the 80's, I rememebr oen girl giving me a blow job cos her mate said she had done it too.  I had to wear a rubber as she said she couldnt have a kid.    

They were the days, when you could get a hard on an hour after having a feel and simply smelling your fingers!

you're an animal....

I'm speechless  :mrgreen:

   :nod:
 
   Not exactly childhood, but more early teens, I miss standing in a packed and sweaty Town End, having a bird stood  on the terrace in front of you and getting a feel....

Well my childhood was hardly a long time ago, but a few things that come to mind are

- When the 55 bus was about an hour late literally every day
- When people threw bananas and eggs out of the upper deck of the 55
- When I was cool/old enough to CHOOSE my friends  :|

i miss ace programmes like:

Jayce and the wheeled warriors
The A team
Red Dwarf
Thundercats

and more i can't remember.

When a double decker bus was going round a sharp bend and every one on top deck ran from one side to the other to try and tip it over.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: This is quite wrong Ash

Timmy Mallet

Ha ha!

Or miming in same teachers lessons so he turned his hearing aid up and then shouting!

That is fucking ace Ash

 :mrgreen:

- getting in pissed from the park friday night, getting home and watching central weekend live
- sniffing hairspray
- slow dances at youth club
- the haystack at denchworth with anita moore
- skill
- football at break time
- shrivy road terrace
- oxford away.

oh and joey deacon and ben hardwick.

Health and Safety, Health and Safety - I forgot all about doing things like that, what little rascals.
 :soapy tit wank:

 Same Haystack ?

Mysterious Cities of Gold - tv cartoon
when christmas was ace and the build up lasted forever
school called off for snow
making dens in the woods
fire
football at lunch time
mask tv cartoon
the first time u pull someone fit at school

also your first porn mag. fun times going to bed early

Stealing the middle page from the Sunday sport when doing your paper round (or just me?)

- Mask figures
- Curly Wurly's (I ate a 5 pack on my own last night to catch up  8) )
- BMX's
- Snakeboarding (slightly later)
- Massive hair
- Grazes
- Putting your coat over your head during the 1987 hurricane and jumping off the wall  :mrgreen:
- Panini Stickers (or whatever they were)
- Michaela Strachen  :D  :oops:  :twisted:
http://www.savecamphill.org.uk/images/michaela_strachan.jpg

German lesbians sqauting onto cones
  :jaw2:
That scarred me for a while

Anyone remember a caroon called Prince Valient? brilliant!

They were the days! Also stealing the mags in the shop when the shop keeper wasnt looking and flogging to your mates

hahaha i did that.and i'd say i'd be short of a paper. as the shop was empty the bag got filled with sweets.
7 days a week for £9 what did they expect?

exactly, they thought they were clever! nicking sweets was easy as were fags!

The boss in the shop used to bully me 24/7 an absolute Cunt of the highest order.  Had to house him 2 years ago, how I made him feel bad!

I worked as a bottling up boy when i was 15 at a local hotel.

I used to enjoy drinking Hooch down the celler with a Hamlet cigar.

hooch!!!
hahah that brings back memories.


and babycham  :fag:

ha ha Blackcurrant Hooch was lush! or blue 20/20

I liked the Lemon Hooch.

6 of those down the park and i was well away.

Hooch up Stickies  :|  Don't remember a lot after that

Blowing up frogs with a bicycle pump and throwing them back in

Like a tennis ball with legs

 :mrgreen:

being small enough to squeeze through the turnstiles at the link centre and swimming for free.

Having yous ass wiped for ya!!! those were the days!! :D

Lazy bastard  :-))(

Can still do that! At least could when I last went!

He's not lazy, he just can't reach! :o

My mates dad used to run a corner shop, and he used to bring in porn mags from the shop and hand them out for free, until the head of year caught him and confiscated them.

nothing changes  :soapy tit wank:

Spokey dokeys  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Monster Munch ones.  8)

Clack, Clack, Clack, Clack down the street  :mrgreen:
Crap at high speed

reminds me of the little football figures I used to buy there. Some of those are worth a bit now

Did anyone else put an empty screwball packet into the back of a bike  so it sounded like a motorbike??  :oops:

I miss...

1) Having hair all the same colour
2) Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV
3) The theme tune to the big match
4)Texan bars
5)Champion the wonder horse

Oh yes "Rollerball" Rocco in that funny yellow and blue one piece he used to wear!

He was a right evil bastard. I wonder if he was a Leeds fan? His outfit had a mid 80's Leeds away kit look about it,

I miss having hair :(

Are you a baldy bonks then Herthab?  :D

I miss the 'footballer' Stefan Kuntz, I got some abuse when I had his name on my shirt I can tell you

Oxford fan

all about WCW at stupid o clock, mum used to take it for me

koko b ware
johnny b badd
marcus alexander bagwell

etc etc.

ha, wrestlecrap at its finest!

Funnily enough I went into my old junior school to pick up some flyers and it was only the same secretary in the office from when I was there.

So I was chatting to her for a bit and mentioned what teachers I used to have, and it turns out the teacher I had in year 4 still works at the school.

So the secretary took my to the classroom to see if she remembered me.

bought back millions of memories that did!

I've thought long and hard about this and the best I can come up with is....

When I was little, and my mum and dad used to bring us home, from the weekly shop, a can of Shandy bass each, in the larger than normal blue cans.  I used to love that stuff.  Felt like a grown up drinking that.

Top Deck cider shandy.

That was a real mans drink when I was 10............ :D

had to revive this thread..... i have playing with my nephew and in one of my old toy boxes i found a teenage mutatnt ninja turtles collecter coin, it was of the technodrome, does anyone remember these? i know i have 2 full collections in its little folder somewhere in the house, but cant find it for love nor money, recon they might be worth a bit.

Yeah still got them somewhere too.

paedophiles
the local vicar and 'choir' practise
school discos
bongs

My mothers warm pussy on a sunday morning waking me up by licking my face.

Lovely cat. Allergic though.

 :oxford:

It was poor anyway, but I'm not sure where the banana sex fits in. Unless it's a double bluff and you were actually fucking your mum. You probably don't want to be boasting about that on internet forums.

You think too much.

your mum wasn't.

Wasn't what? :shock:

thinking too much.

huh?

what?

:twak:

Sorry but that deserved an emoticon!

do you enjoy eating nuts?

Used to. Should change my tag after the incident with the donkey's.

ugh, nasty. donkey GRID can't be nice.

It was a fat female donkey. Lets just say I lost my nuts in her Gunt!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :|

Can I be the first to remind you of the emoticon rule?

:goodpost:

Nice signature! (No emoticon for that dammit!!!!)

whats a Gunt?

ginger cunt?

No! Its where someone is so fat that you can't distinguish where the gut and cunt start and end. Hence GUNT (Roger Mellie Profanosaurus)

quality.

one other from the profanosaurus:

'Beaten like a ginger stepchild'

I think you all know what it means.

My wife likes my tummy sausage. She rolls it to make it longer, so she has more to eat.  :mrgreen: