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« Reply #240 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 15:57:46 »

Or should I say Im sorry.  Posterior.
That's better. And don't call me a fanny again. Twat Smiley
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« Reply #241 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 16:05:40 »

Sorry, pointless and drunken reply.
But how fit is Pippa Middleton? Wow
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« Reply #242 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 16:12:43 »

That's better. And don't call me a fanny again. Twat Smiley

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« Reply #243 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 18:28:55 »

I'm not sure whether to be offended or impressed Smiley
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« Reply #244 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 18:40:37 »

Well I for one am grateful to the couple for getting married today.

Meant that I could watch the NFL draft last night, and not have to get up early for work Smiley

Aye.  Who's your team?
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« Reply #245 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 18:54:51 »

Im sorry Mr D.  You
 
butt
 
booty
 
rear-end
 
badonkadonk
 
arse
 
balloon knot
 
behind
 
bum
 
whoopie cake
 
patootie




Google is an incredible thing isnt it.  Incidentally the person who told me about middletons arse prompted me to say, Ill have to 'google that ass' which she pointed out was a very good name for a rap song.  If I get bored later I will write that song and make me a million dollars!
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« Reply #246 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 19:54:03 »

 I believe one noted TEFer may have been keeping quiet about a street party in his neck of the woods....
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« Reply #247 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 19:58:25 »

I watched it, made some "witty" observations on Twitter and then got on him my day.
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« Reply #248 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:00:48 »

I believe one noted TEFer may have been keeping quiet about a street party in his neck of the woods....

Spill then.

Are they swindonian
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« Reply #249 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:03:14 »

So have they televised the royal first shag yet?
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« Reply #250 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:06:00 »

They've already got the "Official Album of the Royal Wedding" album for purchase on iTunes. With all the music and vows and all that shit from today. How the fuck did they do that so quickly? That would have taken a month when Charles and Di got hitched.
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« Reply #251 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:07:45 »

I believe one noted TEFer may have been keeping quiet about a street party in his neck of the woods....
We have a closet Hyacinth Bouquet in our midst!
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« Reply #252 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:18:02 »

I believe one noted TEFer may have been keeping quiet about a street party in his neck of the woods....

Define street party....

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« Reply #253 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:19:26 »

They've already got the "Official Album of the Royal Wedding" album for purchase on iTunes. With all the music and vows and all that shit from today. How the fuck did they do that so quickly? That would have taken a month when Charles and Di got hitched.

That is bloody quick. My other halfs mum went in for an eye op Thursday, and she had a check up this morning, she wanted to watch the wedding so I've had to record it on the sat box from 8am to 2pm(11.something gb), ftp said file from box to pc(2.5hrs) encode it to mpeg(4.5hrs) think it's still running now, then encode to DVD(when it's finished) burn to dvd, rush out to get some dual layer DVD's(much too big for 4.7gb dvd) Then stick in the post when it's done. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #254 on: Friday, April 29, 2011, 20:31:26 »

That is bloody quick. My other halfs mum went in for an eye op Thursday, and she had a check up this morning, she wanted to watch the wedding so I've had to record it on the sat box from 8am to 2pm(11.something gb), ftp said file from box to pc(2.5hrs) encode it to mpeg(4.5hrs) think it's still running now, then encode to DVD(when it's finished) burn to dvd, rush out to get some dual layer DVD's(much too big for 4.7gb dvd) Then stick in the post when it's done. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You should tell her you got all of it except for the bit at the end where Kate mooned the crowd from the balcony
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