With the Ashes approaching i've been reading up on the greatest ever England captain.This is a quote from the book Douglas Jardine:Spartan cricketer by Chris Douglas,and is from a book Jardine wrote in 1936 called Cricket:how to succeed.
"As soon as you get up,better still, as soon as you wake up,brush your teeth and wash your mouth out thoroughly,and then blow your nose twice.
Now strip,take a rough towel and rub yourself all over for half a minute.You will find the skin begins to tingle pleasantly all over.
Slip on yor shirt and pants and standing with your heels together,cicrle your arms from back to front....... bend over and wait for sir to penetrate"
ah the joys of a private school education.
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