Haiti is FIFA is a recognised nation (went to a World Cup in the 70's I think) unlike that Guadeloupe nonsense Comminges was playing in!
Jean-François Lescinel is a French based, French Guyana born, Haiti international and he will be our saviour, whoop whoop...........
If he shows up, he will realise that our squad are the living dead and perform some sort of exorcism with the Robinettes dancing around a cooking pot.