Thetownend.com

To get you all frustrated when your bored at work.

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts2

You can pass, header and turn and shoot aswell now.
The headers are the hardest.

headers are quite easy once you figure it out. Volleys are still the hardest

That's the problem, I can't figure them out.

It's really accurate. You can miss volley after volley after header and still get signed on a fat contract at some div 2 club!

i suck at snap shots :(

Me too... i'm at Southend now

i've kept getting annoyed with it and quiting as some wanky team

i've gone from bury to swindon to ipswich! go me!!

I ended up finishing at yeovil. Im cack at this game

Is there any point in getting a girlfriend (in this game)? I get bored of having to do stuff in the week - i just want to play the games!

I finished at Wigan.... got them relegated from the Prem with my shoddy shooting and inaccurate passing. Had an Aston though!

I'm the same. I got this manky bird called Mona who had a hairier tache than me (she was lured to the sexy Fiat Panda no doubt) but couldn't be arsed going out.

I pretty much suck at the game apart from the penalties!

I've cracked all bar the heading, cant seem to fathom that.

Heading is the only thing I can score from all the time - bar the really over hit crosses. My snap shooting is diasterous.

How do you head it?! Its impossible!

My brother has managed to win the World Cup, he's good at the heading, which I can't do.

Nah, heading gets me too.

The girlfriend bits are a bit naff.

Can someone please explain the heading? 

Im good at heading now. For the fast ones just run towards the post and click immediately. For the floaters, just time it just before it hits his head. And just always have your man inline with the opposition player.

I spent two seasons with each club Chester -> Brentford-> Swindon -> Swansea -> West Ham

I think you really need to get a promotion to become one of the big teams, which i never did.


At the end, you get one chance to hit the volley to win the world cup in the 119th minute of extra time with England. I blew it.

Im Wycombe at the moment, only managed to get one header though.  Im starting again now though at work :-)

I'm going to have to give this another go at some point as I'm so bored today. I'm just oozing with job satisfaction at the moment. Although I don't have a mouse to use with the laptop, which may be problematic. Can you use the keyboard?

I cant get on the flipping thing at work :(

Don't think so, I've been using the finger pad thingy - it's OK, little frustrating sometimes.

Also why does my 'mother' keep finding jazz mags under my bed?  I moved out ages ago...