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Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: my-velocity on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:20:13 Preety good
You: Hey Girl (hopefully its a girl): Hey You: Did you know that i have a magic watch on right now? Girl: No i didnt You: Well, it is so magical, it can tell whether anyone is wearing underwear or not. Girl: Really. You: Yea, and right now its saying...(look at watch)... you arent wearing any! Girl: But i am wearing underwear! You: Oh, i almost forgot, its 10 minutes fast. Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:22:44 made me chuckle....then i stopped.
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: my-velocity on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:25:30 Well apparently it's the best ever according to www.rottentomato.com
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:26:32 really? won't be going on there then.
its a good chat up line though i guess. Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:28:25 I wouldn't go that far, I mean how can it be better than "I've got to say you've got beautiful eyes so let me put my hand between your thighs"
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:01:23 What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. :wink:
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:05:23 ..would have pulled me!!!
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Sippo on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:19:20 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. :wink: Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'... :mrgreen: Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Reeves for King on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:58 Uh....
Fancy a fuck/shag. Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Compo on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:38:49 sounds good, just excuse my 8 month pregnant wife and everything is ok
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 23, 2005, 02:34:08 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. :wink: I've always been fucking rubbish at that. Find it easier to chat to a bird, let her talk and make sure I sound interested in what she's saying and I'm giving her my full attention. Doesn't work if you can't strike up some sort of conversation though. Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:00:13 That's about the best way to not pull.....
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Rossi on Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:57:52 Hurrah. I pulled a reindeer tonight. She had a nice pair of antlers \o/
Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Spud on Friday, December 23, 2005, 06:05:01 Quote from: "stfcfan" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. :wink: Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'... :mrgreen: Oooooh your so masculine. :) Title: Good Chat Up Line Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 24, 2005, 20:33:48 [Me] I bet you I can make your breasts wobble without touching them
[Her] No you can't! Go on then try! *Gropes breasts and make them wobble* [Me] Sorry you were right, I couldn't. 8) |