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Title: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:39:36 A mate of mine is a Forest fan and went down to Argyle to watch them this weekend... on his way to the ground he pulled in to refuel and noticed this big BMW in front of him with Sturrock filling up. Just as Sturrock was putting the hose pipe back in to the pump stand he began muttering a string of abusive explitive's and continued to do so as he went to pay.
Turns out he had just filled his diesel BMW up with Petrol and had to leave his car their for the dealership to pick up and get a cab to the game - apparently the garage had yellow pumps for low sulphur petrol and he thought is was diesel - easy mistake I guess but everyone knows that yellow is good for nothing - just look at poxford :D Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:43:32 Daddy Sturrock or baby sturrock?
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: DiV on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:44:30 MALPAS OUT!
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:46:06 whoopsee - clue in title :-[
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:46:51 MALPAS OUT! I bet he puts in the correct petrol in his car every time. That's not the style of a good football manager. Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:58:37 Surely the national standard for diesel is a black handle? Even my missus can get that one right.
Then again, maybe it was the Parkinsons. Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: tans on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:02:49 or maybe hes a thick cunt??
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: janaage on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:03:08 His was probably pissed.
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:03:33 Then again, maybe it was the Parkinsons. Nah mate it would have ended up all over the forecourt and none in the tank if that was the case Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:10:58 And i guess never stand next to him in a urinal
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:41:47 But do in a wanky booth!
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 17:38:49 Surely the national standard for diesel is a black handle? Even my missus can get that one right. Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel. Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 08:39:14 Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel. they do indeed. Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: pauld on Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 08:42:17 Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel. Personally, I find the easiest way is to read the clearly labelled sign above the pump.Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: yeo on Monday, October 6, 2008, 19:52:04 One of our drivers picked up a broken down Micheal Timlin last week and he offered him free tickets.
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: dell boy on Monday, October 6, 2008, 19:54:59 One of our drivers picked up a broken down Micheal Timlin last week and he offered him free tickets. They cant give them away!!Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: leefer on Monday, October 6, 2008, 20:21:33 Ive put diesel in a petrol tank before its an easy mistake to make...especialy when these dippy forecourts dont label them properly...do what they do in other countrys and have the diesel pumps away from the petrol pumps.......but thats to easy i spose.
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 06:45:42 They cant give them away!! Hang on Dell , we don't know that for a fact Yeovil - did the driver accept ? Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 08:51:13 Hang on Dell , we don't know that for a fact Yeovil - did the driver accept ? NO no no ... the driver offered Timlin tickets to The Titcombe School of Battling Performances for Wayward Midfielders. Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:41:20 He did accept actually,Timlin gave him his number and the driver asked me to recommend a game.I printed him off a fixture list as I fear any recomendation would be stretching it a bit.The driver a QPR fan so Im gonna work on him for the tickets :D
Title: Re: Paul Sturrock story... Post by: Dozno9 on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:44:56 One of our drivers picked up a broken down Micheal Timlin last week and he offered him free tickets. And thats the thanks he gets, bloody cheek. :) |