"I've got a bomb in me bag."

[sonicyouth]

I'm watching some toss on ITV about and some bint was moaning whilst checking in on an EasyJet flight, they wouldn't hurry up so she said she had a bomb in her bag.

She got arrested by Special Branch and barred from all EasyJet flights  

fucking daft woman

[Bob's Orange]

I saw that, what a lame bitch!! :nono:

[Onion_Jimbo]

I watched that show. ROCK ON

[unclemark]

what a retard

[walrus]

I work in Gatwick airport and the number of times I've heard that said as a joke and then for an airport worker to call security is unbelievable.  After 9/11 and the rise of terrorism you'd have thought people had more sense.

[Amir]

Some British bird did the same thing in the states a while back.  They asked her to repeat herself, she did, and they nicked her.  The stories at the time seemed to suggest she would go down, fuck knows if she did.

[Dazzza]

Do not fuck with American immigration and security services from what I have herd it's a fucking nightmare.

Made Russia seem positively welcoming.

[oxford_fan]

i watched the bomb bag lady too, the silly bint. she said it about 3 times