Wises's Interview

[Crozzer]

MD:  What happens if find out that a player or players have been out drinking the build up to a game?

DW: I will hang 'em up by the balls Your Honour, and kick 'em out of the squad.  I didn't get where I am today pissing it against the wall.

MD:  What if you only have nine players left.

DW: I will call up seven players from the youth team, and transfer list the guilty.

MD: How you will decide which players to bring in for next season?

DW: Detailed scouting reports, no beer guts, and a few who are prepared to run around and tackle a bit. I am getting too old to do all the chasing, I will be spraying the ball around and conserving energy.  Also, players that know where the goal is will be given heavy consideration.

MD: What's your greatest achievement?

DW: Nothing yet, promotion for Swindon would be what I could brag about.

MD: How will you try and keep Evans.

DW:  I will tell him Sir that he should be prepared to die in a Swindon shirt or sod off.

MD:  If you have a difficult player, how you will you deal with the situation.

DW: Catch him in the pub whether he is in there or not and then hang him up by the balls and transfer list him.


MD:  You sound just like the total barsteward,....err I mean, ...man we are looking for.

[Batch]

If Carlsberg did interviews....

[fatbury]

amazingly accurate tho

[Spud]

Ace  :king:

[DiV]

If that was real, and that was Wise's stance on management then I'm all for it....

[Red Chris]

I hope Wise kicks Pook into touch, I'd love to see Pook crying as a result of going out night before a relegation six pointer *cough cough* (Not that we'll be in that situation again... although never say never)

[janaage]

You don't need to put the "s" after an apostrophe when the previous letter was an "s".

Wises' Interview.

Sorry but it really winds me up.

Apart from that good work.

[Crozzer]

You don't need to put the "s" after an apostrophe when the previous letter was an "s".

Wises' Interview.

Sorry but it really winds me up.

Apart from that good work.

Apologies, I blame St. Jo's.