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« Reply #75 on: Sunday, October 16, 2011, 13:34:16 » |
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Wasn't the Sheffield derby anywhere on the box,know its lge1 but suprised it wasn't moved to Friday or something.
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« Reply #76 on: Sunday, October 16, 2011, 13:51:29 » |
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Indeed, instead its Birmingham v fucking leicester
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #77 on: Sunday, October 16, 2011, 14:03:21 » |
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Why was garth crooks in the leicester dug out??
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #78 on: Sunday, October 16, 2011, 14:14:40 » |
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possibly the reporter on the touchline?
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« Reply #79 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 08:56:31 » |
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Why are women so shit at loading dishwashers ??
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« Reply #80 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 09:01:02 » |
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Why are women so shit at loading dishwashers ??
1. Because women always make things harder than they need to. 2. Because the dishwasher is their main rival in life and they secretly hate it. 3. Because im not a sexist |
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« Reply #81 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 09:02:20 » |
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Why are women so shit at loading dishwashers ??
Bloody good question, but one I suggest you don't ask her directly. i mean how chuffin' difficult is it to work out bowls, cups and utensil go up top, plates and knives and forks go down bottom. I put this to her and now she doesn't bother trying because "she clearly can't do it right". The most annoying thing though is that even when she did it wrong things came out clean. |
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« Reply #82 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 09:09:46 » |
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Bloody good question, but one I suggest you don't ask her directly.
Too late Batch - I said, "Why are you so shit at loading the dishwasher" - and this was said in a laughing & jokey manner with a smile on my face. I slept in the shed. |
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« Reply #83 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 09:56:51 » |
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Too late Batch - I said, "Why are you so shit at loading the dishwasher" - and this was said in a laughing & jokey manner with a smile on my face.
I slept in the shed.
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« Reply #84 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 10:04:54 » |
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You WILL learn!
To be fair to her she just laughed and asked "whats wrong with it?" to which my reaction was a bit  Mrs B has a good sense of humour and is very tolerant - she needs to be  And another point - I believe men have the ability to get more into a dishwasher than is actually physically possible to d - a kind of tardis ability. However, you do run the risk of running the "do you check its clean before unloading" roulette. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #85 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 11:27:39 » |
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Women are shit at putting things in stuff. Shopping trolleys, fridges, my penis in their mouth.
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« Reply #86 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 11:07:57 » |
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WHY is it, you always get shit songs that you don't like stuck in your head?
All morning, for some unknown reason, I have had "Moves Like Jagger" in my head.
I don't really know the song, I don't like the song, I don't even fucking know who sings it.
Same with Lady Gaga, don't like her stuff, but her songs are so annoyingly catchy they just get stuck in your head.
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« Reply #87 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 11:34:21 » |
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WHY is it, you always get shit songs that you don't like stuck in your head?
All morning, for some unknown reason, I have had "Moves Like Jagger" in my head.
I don't really know the song, I don't like the song, I don't even fucking know who sings it.
Same with Lady Gaga, don't like her stuff, but her songs are so annoyingly catchy they just get stuck in your head.
I do that with the themes tunes and songs of the kids programs - at the moment its Jake and the Neverland pirates. |
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« Reply #88 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 14:57:59 » |
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Women are shit at putting things in stuff. Shopping trolleys, fridges, my lenient in their mouth.
Says the man that can't put himself into a different room without ripping the door off |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #89 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 18:07:20 » |
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Or use the keyboard on my phone  |
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