Thetownend.com

-it should be on sky sports news tonight folks.

 FOOTBALLER IN CHRISTMAS PARTY DISGRACE
 
 A footballer was arrested and out on bail yesterday, and is due to appear before magistrates in Nottingham tomorrow, to face charges relating to an incident which took place at his clubs annual
Christmas party on Monday. Paul Addington, a defender for the
Coca-Cola League Division Two side Mansfield Town, was arrested for  "lewd and threatening behaviour, criminal damage and assault"
 during the party, which took place at the Copthorne Hotel in Nottingham. During the course of the evening, Addington, 29, is alleged to have become drunk, abusive and violent towards staff at the hotel, culminating in an unsavoury incident with an ornamental decorative reindeer and a prosthetic leg.
 
Hotel duty manager Alan Shaw said today: "It was disgusting
behaviour and totally uncalled for. The evening was passing off very well with everyone in high spirits, but the gentleman concerned just took things too far. He made a pass at one of our waitresses, and when she didn't respond, he became abusive towards her."
 
Mr Shaw went on: "At this point, Mr Addington walked to the front of the room, undid his trousers, and began to simulate aggressive
 se*ual inte*course with one of our decorative reindeer. Despite
 calls for him to sit down, he continued to touch and fondle the
 reindeer in an inappropriate manner, before breaking off one of it's antlers and hurling it at a team-mate, who was laughing."
 
The trouble then escalated when hotel catering manager Steven Aitken tried to calm Addington down."The player just went beserk," said Mr Shaw. "Steven has a prosthetic left leg from the kneecap down, following an unfortunate gardening accident several years ago. To our horror and disgust, Mr Addington knocked Steven to the floor, pulled the leg from its socket, and then proceeded to beat him repeatedly around the head  with it. I've never seen anything like it. Mansfield FC will be hearing from our lawyers in due course."
 
 Mr Aitken and his leg were taken to the Queen Ann hospital in
 Nottingham where they were eventually reunited. Mr Aitken also
 received treatment for concussion and bruising, but his condition is said to be stable.
 
 Mansfield FC today refused to comment on the allegations, but
 advised that a full statement will be made within the next 24
 hours."

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Is it wrong that I laughed hard while reading that?

Sufuckingperb!!!!!!! :soapy tit wank:

That makes Alsop and his banana seem like a family picnic!!!!

Absolute quality story!!

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Brilliant!

Footballers are wankers.

The shitter the footballer the bigger the wanker.

What about all those Newcastle boys

Just proves the point! :wink:

This isn't real ladies, it's a wind up

i thought it was a little late for a christmas story to be coming out..... still funny though

One of those wind ups which I don't really get the point of.  it's like a police man coming round your house to tell you your mum's dead, then as you break down, he goes, naaaaaah, not really mate, you've left your lights on your car.

It was a funny story though Dazza.

The point still remains.

What a load of shite, just went on the Mansfield site and there is no such god damn player!

Some people have to much time on their hands.

But I must admit it's given me an idea.

Perhaps we should come up with a more amusing story about an Oxford player, slap it on a couple of forums and mass email it as a circular and watch the damage!

What that all footballers are stupid?!
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