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Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:18:38
Robbed this idea off Mr Stanley on thisis.

Feel free to offer any other selections

My top 3:

Slabber
Hewlett
Howard


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:22:16
brian howard


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:45:01
In terms of most talented but delivered the least, Howard and Igoe have that honour to themselves. As far as ineptitude goes, Slabber beats Hewlett but only just.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 11:50:07
I bet is was Janaage who voted for Fallon :-))(


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:05:44
You know me too well Piemonte.  Basically he's been pants all year, even when people were saying "Fallon looked good in that match" no he didn't, he just looked like he was trying.  He still couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.

Least Parkin scored a few when Slabber was playing.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:27:48
Cant believe you can pick Fallon over Slabber on the basis that Parkin scored a few when he was in the side!

At least Fallon has actually scored himself!


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:34:29
Slabber only played a few matches thought it was unfair to give someone who was here only for a short period the worst player of the year award.  We only had to pay his wages for a little while.  Whilst we have been paying for the New Zealand streak of piss for a year with no return.

He also said that Britain is a country with no culture just pissed up idiots, not a great way to endear you to supporters.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:35:31
Quote from: "janaage"
He still couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.



Incorrect.  I've seen him do it several times.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:38:15
What???  He hit a cow.  In that case he should be reported for that kind of thing, cow's have no defence (bit like STFC).


No, I get your point OST, but for me he just didn't impress me at all this season.  And so I voted for him.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:40:32
Rory will get 20 goals next season and countless assists.  You heard it here first.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:45:53
And if he does I will shake his hand when I see him in Po-na-na's, not slate him like I did the last time I saw him.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:47:39
He told me he would piss on your head.

(His words not mine!)


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:50:07
That'd be a great celebration after he noses in his 20th goal of the season to send us up as Champions.  I wouldn't press charges, honest.   :beers


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 13:08:32
Quote from: "janaage"
Slabber only played a few matches thought it was unfair to give someone who was here only for a short period the worst player of the year award.  We only had to pay his wages for a little while.  Whilst we have been paying for the New Zealand streak of piss for a year with no return.

He also said that Britain is a country with no culture just pissed up idiots, not a great way to endear you to supporters.


I understand your point about Slabber not playing many games, but surley Hewlett is the obvious choice for a full time STFC player. Not that it matters because your mind is made up.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 13:10:28
Oh yeah I actually forgot about Hewlett.  The fact Pook has come in and done nothing to make me think we'll miss Hewlett speaks volumes.  Ummmmm.  I've made my choice, however I don't think I could argue with anyone who selected our ex (stick of) rock in the middle of the park.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: adje on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 15:31:17
Hewlett way out in front.What a shame it wasn't until after we had no chance of the PO's that Kingy realised he was shite.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: alex on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 15:39:04
its hard to judge...
hewlett clearly has the lowest ability level and looked crap. players like igoe and howard however are well known to have footballing talent and great levels of skill but have quite frankly been crap nearly all year.
igoe however has had his moments such as the free kick against brentford but hewlett has never even had a moment when he looked half decent, so my vote has to go to hewlett.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 15:40:43
Quote from: "janaage"
Oh yeah I actually forgot about Hewlett.  The fact Pook has come in and done nothing to make me think we'll miss Hewlett speaks volumes.  Ummmmm.  I've made my choice, however I don't think I could argue with anyone who selected our ex (stick of) rock in the middle of the park.


Yeah, you were so busy going, "oooooh, oooooooh, got to vote Fallon, got to vote Fallon, must do it now!" that you actually forgot that Pipecleaner Man was about 100 times worse.

What is it with you and Rory anyway?  Did he give you the brush off once or something?


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 15:45:31
I just don't rate him as a player, simple as.  I admit I may have been a bit blinkered on this one, however I don't think Hewlett was 100 times worse though.  Like I say if we see a new and improved "raring to go" Rory next season I will be as happy as the next man, it's nothing personal.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 16:16:06
Wooops, I just seem to have deleted Piemonte's post accidentally.  It said somethihng like' "Fallon has been 75.43% better than Hewlett this season - FACT"

I meant to reply with quote: "Hmmm that is a bit nearer the mark"

But it all went a bit pear shaped and I deleted the whole thing :oops:  :oops:  :oops:


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 16:21:21
you suck :D


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 16:33:32
True :oops:


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 20:04:44
has to be slabber. just has to be.


Title: Worst player of the season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 21:25:35
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Wooops, I just seem to have deleted Piemonte's post accidentally.  It said somethihng like' "Fallon has been 75.43% better than Hewlett this season - FACT"

I meant to reply with quote: "Hmmm that is a bit nearer the mark"

But it all went a bit pear shaped and I deleted the whole thing :oops:  :oops:  :oops:


give a man some power and it goes it his head  :roll:

you should be a steward :wink:  :D

and it was 76.4%